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Sirigul
12-16-2002, 15:04
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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A. Right where you left him!

aspartz
12-16-2002, 19:22
What do you call a dog with no legs?






It's doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

ARS

rlfjr
12-16-2002, 22:16
Certainly not "Rover."

irobinson
12-17-2002, 14:35
Just like do you call a fly with no wings a "walk"?

mhambi
12-17-2002, 15:00
:)

pesticidal
12-17-2002, 15:38
How do make a dog sound like a cat?





Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)

Dogman
12-17-2002, 17:14
What has four legs and one arm?

A happy Pitbull.

chip00
12-18-2002, 04:36
What do you call a man in a lake with no arms?







Bob.

Canuke
12-18-2002, 22:05
Originally posted by pesticidal
How do make a dog sound like a cat?





Put him in the freezer for a few days, take him out, and run him through a table saw. MEAORRRWWW! (better when said than read...)

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?







pour gasoline on him and light him up, he'll go "WOOFFF".

Trsnrtr
12-18-2002, 22:29
What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?

The person who gave it to him.

<rimshot>

Trsnrtr
12-18-2002, 22:30
Originally posted by aspartz
What do you call a dog with no legs?

Second Base? ;f