Brad
12-17-2002, 13:45
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these
children on this adventure holiday?"
Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper
range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."
Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're
not one, are you?"
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these
children on this adventure holiday?"
Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
the range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
activity to be teaching children?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them proper
range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent
killers."
Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're
not one, are you?"