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12-18-2002, 11:15
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to
become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a
suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and
then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast
because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture
shows his profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the
picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This
is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd
easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you
two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because
it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you
can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to
the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your
suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "think
hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
"Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

"Wow! I can't believe it! You're right, the suspect does in
fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to
make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular
glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."