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NVGlock
12-18-2002, 15:28
An Italian walks into a bar with a bad knee and notices a guy sitting at
the end of the bar. He walks the bartender who it was. The bartender
told him it was Jesus. The Italian ordered a drink for himself and Jesus.

Next, a carpenter walks in. He asked if that was Jesus. He then ordered
a drink for himself and for Jesus.

Finally, a redneck walks in and orders a drink for himself and Jesus.

A few minutes later, Jesus gets up and goes to the Italian. He thanked
him for his generosity and healed him. Jesus walked over to the
carpenter, thanked him, and healed him. Then, he walked over to the
redneck. The redneck jumped up and shouted," Don't heal me, I'm on
disability!"

Steve Koski
12-18-2002, 15:50
Boy, aint it the truth.

glock_19guy1983
12-20-2002, 22:16
What difference does it make if jesus heals him? Most people on disability arent really disabled anyway.

AC37
12-23-2002, 04:54
Originally posted by glock_19guy1983
What difference does it make if jesus heals him? Most people on disability arent really disabled anyway.

Lol, good point! ;f ;a ;i

12-31-2002, 15:38
Originally posted by glock_19guy1983
What difference does it make if jesus heals him? Most people on disability arent really disabled anyway.


Your comment is not appreciated! :( ;P ;2 ;L