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Glockrunner
12-27-2002, 08:53
A Denver Bronco fan, an Oakland Raider fan and a San Diego Charger fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.

By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

The Charger fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back."

This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Charger fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Raider fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by himself), and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two pillows on my back."

But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Raider fan out crying like a little girl.

The Bronco fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said, "You support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bronco fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Raider fan to my back."

Canuke
12-27-2002, 22:26
A farmer dies and goes to hell. While down there the Devil notices that a farmer is not suffering like the rest. He checks the gauges and sees that it's 90 degrees and about 80 percent humidity. So the Devil goes over to the farmer and asks why he's so happy. The farmer says, "I like it here, the temperature is just like plowing my fields in June."
The Devil isn't happy with the farmer's answer, so he goes over and turns up the temperature to 100 degrees and the humidity to 90 percent. After turning everything up he goes looking for the farmer. He finds him standing around just as happy as can be. The Devil quizzes the farmer again as to why he's so happy. The farmer says, "This is even better, it's like pulling weeds in the fields during July."
The Devil, now upset, decides to really make the farmer suffer, so he turns the heat up to 120 degrees and the humidity to 100 percent. Once again, he goes looking for the farmer, and finds him sitting on the floor -- even happier than before! The farmer turns to the Devil and says, "This is great, it's just like working in the silo with my friends in August."
The Devil says, "That's it, I'll get this farmer." He goes over and turns the temperature down to 25 degrees and sets the weather control to SNOW. "Lets see what the farmer has to say about THIS." A little while later, the Devil finds the farmer -- only NOW he's jumping up and down for joy and yelling, "The Broncos must have won the Super Bowl!"

forthehalibut
12-29-2002, 23:49
Canuke,

Satan had two big blizzards down there in two years.;f ;f

MooseJaw
12-30-2002, 13:28
Yeah.. And they beat the Cardinals yesterday.. big whoop.. ;)

Haven't even SEEN Elway on the sidelines..

But, there's always NEXT year, eh??!!



Have a Happy New Year!!

;Y

OaklandGlock
07-29-2004, 02:02
wow! a dumb broncos fan

BLAZE
07-29-2004, 09:50
http://images.automotive.com/stock/148/CADILLAC/ESCALADE/2004/5OD.jpg

Big Sexy Glock
07-30-2004, 22:23
Originally posted by forthehalibut
Canuke,

Satan had two big blizzards down there in two years.;f ;f


Hell yea !!

Last team to go Back-to-Back and probably wont happen again for aloooong time