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Ruggles
07-01-2010, 21:46
Just to start a different type of thread.....

So you just started a new firearms company making what else....1911s. You are introducing 3 models to start with but have more planned in the future.

You want to keep the current and future models following the same general naming guidelines. For example all names of birds, or names of historical figures, famous mountains etc. Only rule is no copying someone else's theme. Of course the theme has to match your company's name.

The first models you are introducing are:

3" Compact Model ~ Designed as a small CCW 1911 ~ Not many features, bare bones workhorse. Think Colt Defender

4 1/4" Commander Model ~ Designed as a every day carry 1911, has some upgraded features such as front strap checkering, night sights etc ~ Think Kimber Pro Carry TLE

5" Govt Model ~ Designed as a mid to upper level 1911 used for range work and home defense ~ Very well built, including some nice hand fitting with some nice add ons such as adj sights, checkering on the front strap etc. Think Les Baer PII



I will go first:



Check Six Firearms ~ Termed used by pilots when checking behind their plane for enemy aircraft.

3" Wildcat ~ Stubby tough little fighter that held the Japanese at bay in the early part of the war until better fighters came along. Not much to look at but could take a lot of punishment and dish some out too if the pilot knew the plane's strengths and it's weaknesses.

4 1/4" Mustang ~ Small, light and deadly in the right hands. Many consider it to be the best fighter of WWII on either side. Served in not only the fighter role but as a bomber and attack aircraft as well. A great all around design that is considered a classic to this day.

5" Corsair ~ With it's gull wing design it was a beauty that was unique in the skies. It also was a absolute killer in the right hands. It demanded a lot from it's pilot but when in capable hands it was unmatched in the air. Tricked out after the war it served very well as a racing aircraft for the next 2 decades. A aircraft not only beautiful but very functional as well.

WWII aircraft theme of course.

Again this is only to have a different type of thread so go easy on me with any insults! :rofl:

Monte#2
07-01-2010, 21:53
Hmmmm...okay...I'll play.

3" - Dirk
4 1/4" - Broadsword
5" - Claymore

Scottish/Celtic weapons...and yes...I'm Scottish.:supergrin:

Although I have to point out that I would not want any of these names to actually be on the gun...they would be COMPLETELY NAKED...NO BILLBOARDS...they would be for reference of the specific models only!

Ruggles
07-01-2010, 22:05
Hmmmm...okay...I'll play.

3" - Dirk
4 1/4" - Broadsword
5" - Claymore

Scottish/Celtic weapons...and yes...I'm Scottish.:supergrin:

Although I have to point out that I would not want any of these names to actually be on the gun...they would be COMPLETELY NAKED...NO BILLBOARDS...they would be for reference of the specific models only!

Good ones, I have a little of the Scott/Irish blood flowing thru me as well (McIntosh). Weapons named after weapons I like!

Chonny
07-02-2010, 05:10
Small Carry

Carry

XL Carry

Quack
07-02-2010, 07:13
3" - Flaccid
4.25" - Semi
5" - Erect
6" - Viagra

Here's the "Erect" version and accessories: :rofl:

http://photosbydon.smugmug.com/Other/Products/POR4231/136299424_Jnve7-L.jpg

glock2740
07-02-2010, 07:20
3" - Flaccid
4.25" - Semi
5" - Erect
6" - Viagra

Here's the "Erect" version and accessories: :rofl:

http://photosbydon.smugmug.com/Other/Products/POR4231/136299424_Jnve7-L.jpg
Are those to protect the gun when you have sex with it because it's so beautiful? :rofl:

paul45
07-02-2010, 07:22
3" - Flaccid
4.25" - Semi
5" - Erect
6" - Viagra




Ding Ding Ding! Winner....funniest post! No one else need apply!

Too funny :rofl:

glock2740
07-02-2010, 07:22
I prefer the gun with "No Name". :cool:

dakrat
07-02-2010, 08:49
we need more tacticool names so here is mine:

uber tactical critical swift rapid response defense mass of destruction pistol A.K.A UTCSRPDMOD 1911 :rofl:

BlayGlock
07-02-2010, 09:21
I would like to come out with a 6" lonslide named the Bruce Campbell edition. Kind of like Ed Brown's Mas Ayoob.

deadite
07-02-2010, 10:21
I would like to come out with a 6" lonslide named the Bruce Campbell edition. Kind of like Ed Brown's Mas Ayoob.

Boomstick? :)

deadite

lawdog734
07-02-2010, 10:29
Boomstick? :)

deadite
Best Movie Ever!!

lawdog734
07-02-2010, 10:31
we need more tacticool names so here is mine:

uber tactical critical swift rapid response defense mass of destruction pistol A.K.A UTCSRPDMOD 1911 :rofl:
I would only buy it though if they put it in REAL BIG letters across the side. I would want everyone to know how tac minded I am.:rofl::rofl:

MD357
07-02-2010, 10:47
3" Noisy Cricket
4" General Kirby
5" The Castor Troy or The Marion Cobretti (tough decision)
6" Arnie Special

Movie dorks like me should know most of these.

deadite
07-02-2010, 10:50
3" Noisy Cricket
4" General Kirby
5" The Castor Troy or The Marion Cobretti (tough decision)
6" Arnie Special

Movie dorks like me should know most of these.

Cobretti, definitely. ;)

deadite

BlayGlock
07-02-2010, 11:19
Boomstick? :)


Yes my double barreled shotgun would be named that. So long as it has a walnut stock and was made in Grand Rapids.

BlayGlock
07-02-2010, 11:19
Cobretti, definitely. ;)

agreed.

deadite
07-02-2010, 12:32
Yes my double barreled shotgun would be named that. So long as it has a walnut stock and was made in Grand Rapids.

Oddly enough, I live in GR. :)

deadite

Ruggles
07-02-2010, 16:53
I see my ideal did not "take flight" :rofl:

deadite
07-02-2010, 18:04
I see my ideal did not "take flight" :rofl:

Did it crash land?

CMG
07-02-2010, 19:24
From Mirkwood Arms

3" Frodo

4.25" Gimli

5" Aragorn

:supergrin:

bac1023
07-02-2010, 19:30
3" - Flaccid
4.25" - Semi
5" - Erect
6" - Viagra

Here's the "Erect" version and accessories: :rofl:

http://photosbydon.smugmug.com/Other/Products/POR4231/136299424_Jnve7-L.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

ancient_serpent
07-02-2010, 19:41
3" - Sticky Rib Trowel
4 1/4" - Rusty Zombie Poinard
5" - Flaming Monkey Chainsaw

knedrgr
07-02-2010, 22:41
Great P00n-Tang, inc.

3.5" virgin
4.25" amature
5.00" pro
6.00" legend

Cobra64
07-03-2010, 01:32
I prefer the gun with "No Name". :cool:

:agree:


Second runner up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Question_mark_alternate.png


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GreyEclipse
07-03-2010, 02:56
I like this thread but it lacks creativity...something that I don't have.:tongueout:

EDIT: Not the thread, OP. The replies lack creativity.

RonS
07-03-2010, 07:44
RonS Arms LLC

Service Model

Personal Model

Concealed Carry Model

Our humble motto:
"This ain't Burger King, you get it my way or you get it someplace else."

Hokie1911
07-03-2010, 07:48
3" - Flaccid
4.25" - Semi
5" - Erect
6" - Viagra

Here's the "Erect" version and accessories: :rofl:

http://photosbydon.smugmug.com/Other/Products/POR4231/136299424_Jnve7-L.jpg

http://www.gitaaonline.com/wp-content/uploads/winner.jpg

CMG
07-03-2010, 12:08
:agree:


Second runner up:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f3/Question_mark_alternate.png


.

From the STI school of roll-marking?

:tongueout:

PhoneCop
07-03-2010, 20:41
3" Noisy Cricket -Men in Black
4" General Kirby ???
5" The Castor Troy or The Marion Cobretti (tough decision) -Cobra (ivory handled I hope)
6" Arnie Special -(Conan or Terminator?)

Movie dorks like me should know most of these.

General Kirby??? ( I could Google, but why deprive someone the opportunity to show off)

PhoneCop
07-03-2010, 20:45
3" Compact Model ~ Luke

4 1/4" Commander Model ~ Obi Wan

5" Govt Model - Vader

Tactical black
07-03-2010, 21:40
Good thread :rofl::rofl:

HAIL CAESAR
07-04-2010, 00:16
General Kirby??? ( I could Google, but why deprive someone the opportunity to show off)

I got them all except the Kirby too. But the longslide is definitely Terminator.

lawdog734
07-04-2010, 08:50
The Castor Troy is face off and General Kirby is the bad guy in Commando (love that movie)

glock_19guy1983
07-04-2010, 09:17
3.5" The Hamster

4.25" The Fluffy Bunny

5" The Shaggy Dog

6" The Shetland Pony

Ruggles
07-04-2010, 09:24
BM Arms Inc.

3" ~ The Average Man (that's all of you)

4 1'4" ~ The John Holmes (close to the biggest but no cigar)

5" ~ The BM (that's me folks!) :tongueout:

PhoneCop
07-04-2010, 17:04
The Castor Troy is face off and General Kirby is the bad guy in Commando (love that movie)

That's right! It comes to me now. General Kirby.

I also vote for Terminator on the 6"... it needs a laser sight... :whistling:


Any phase plasma rifles in the 40 watt range?

PhoneCop
07-04-2010, 17:07
I think MD357 has a contender entry.

Hokie1911
07-04-2010, 19:53
BM Arms Inc.

5" ~ The BM (that's me folks!) :tongueout:

Dude, if you're only packing 5"....I'm not so sure I would brag about that. :rofl:

Ruggles
07-04-2010, 19:58
Dude, if you're only packing 5"....I'm not so sure I would brag about that. :rofl:

:rofl:

But by my system of measurement everyone is is packing 3" :tongueout:

Hokie1911
07-05-2010, 18:27
:rofl:

But by my system of measurement everyone is is packing 3" :tongueout:

Ha! That's what she told you.... :whistling:

FM12
07-05-2010, 21:14
Bad ride, badder ride, baddest ride, etc as needed

ronin.45
07-05-2010, 21:51
Bad ride, badder ride, baddest ride, etc as needed

Baddester Ride?:tongueout:

ronin.45
07-05-2010, 22:03
3" Atlas
4.25" Minuteman
5" Trident