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ColCol
07-05-2010, 18:16
better than women!
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.<o:p></o:p><o:p></o:p><o:p></o:p> <o:p></o:p>
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
<o:p></o:p>4. A dog's parents never visit
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day..
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
14. More importantly,If a dog leaves, they won't take half of your stuff.<o:p></o:p>













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DustyJacket
07-05-2010, 20:59
Lock a dog and a woman in your car trunk for 15 minutes and see which is happy to see you when you let them out.

brausso
07-05-2010, 21:05
Dogs prefer you leave the toilet seat up