Mai Wang

[xcrewman]

Imagine if i had a pet dog and named it MAI WANG:

Hey mom ill be right down im playing with MAI WANG.

My sister loves to pet MAI WANG.

MAI WANG is over 2 feet long.

My girlfriend loves when MAI WANG rubs against her.

Hey dad, MAI WANG just threw up you wanna clean it?

Whenever I go for a walk people always stop to ask me where's MAI
WANG
I can play with MAI WANG for hours without getting bored

[Rebeldon]

And don't forget the time when MAI WANG's head got slammed in the door.

I only wash MAI WANG once every two weeks.

MAI WANG tore a hole through the screen door.

Sometimes MAI WANG gets fleas.

MAI WANG often hangs out the car window when I'm driving.

[ChuteTheMall]

Have you seen Mai Wang?

Mai Wang has been missing for two days.

Mai Wang made a puddle on the floor.

It's time to get shots for Mai Wang.