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01-07-2003, 12:46
The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team.

"Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman,

who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed.

Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman.

He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach.

"But can you pass a football?"

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds.

"Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."