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01-14-2003, 12:15
A lesson in life

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made
me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.
So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter,
she wants to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she
said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get
me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing
outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy
and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car...