A bit of humor...

[railman44]

An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden,
>but it was very hard work. The soil was too hard and the weather was
>difficult to predict. His only son, who would have helped him, was in
>prison.

>The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
>Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE, Dad, don't dig up that

>garden, that's where I buried all the GUNS!"
>
>At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen police showed up and dug up the entire
>garden, without finding a single gun. Confused, the old man wrote another
>note to his son telling him what had happened, and asking him what to do
>next.
>
>His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could
>do from here."

;f

[TEAK]

;i ;i ;i good one

[Menehune]

Hhahahahaha! That put me in a better mood.

[JesseCuster]

;f

Thanks. After that baby left in the toilet story, I needed that.

[Egyas]

Sweeeeettttt! :)

[larry_minn]

So the next day the father told his son that he was not looking forward to splitting the 8 cords of wood for winter. His son sent him a letter back "Dad do NOT split that wood. I hit all my drugs and the diamonds and other stuff in them."
The next day a dozen Police showed up with axes and split all the wood. Well when the final Ambulance left (Most had never handled a axe before) the father again went to visit his son to ask what to do now. His answer. "stack your firewood and keep warm this winter dad" :)