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ydnar
01-16-2003, 19:04
Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early
morning
hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met
and
compared notes about who was drunker the night before.

The first girl claims that she was the drunkest saying, " I drove
straight
home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I
blew
chunks."

The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and
wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have
insurance!".

The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got
home, I
got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned
the
whole house down!".

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again,





"chunks is my dog."

Mdsteele
01-16-2003, 22:17
eeeewwwwwww! That's sick!;0

larry_minn
01-16-2003, 23:56
Chunks is a Lucky Dog. :)

Rebeldon
01-17-2003, 00:08
No that's drunk! ;P