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Alex_Knight
01-17-2003, 17:08
Coma Meu Calção

;f ;f ;f


Once again, Alex Knight displaying his stealth and cunning.

Alex_Knight
01-17-2003, 17:10
- < Here, Use This ! ! ! > - (http://www.freetranslation.com/)

Steve Koski
01-17-2003, 17:29
An I Trust Man Eat My Shorts ?????

Eddie C.
01-17-2003, 17:31
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
Once again, Alex Knight displaying his stealth and cunning.


Well, he is pure genious, you know. ;f

Alex_Knight
01-17-2003, 17:31
So here is a sentence that I typed into the "TRANSLATOR"

In Portuguese:

Balouce-se é uma mancha de poop.


translates to:

"Bob is a poop stain."

Alex_Knight
01-17-2003, 17:32
Originally posted by Steve Koski
An I Trust Man Eat My Shorts ?????



Very good Steve.




Koski de Steve é um knocker de fart.






;f ;f ;f

mhambi
01-17-2003, 17:41
It's even funnier in French!!!


toute votre base est nous est à



every time I try to get it to translate the word genious it says


é soletrado gênio você wang

Alex_Knight
01-17-2003, 17:55
Originally posted by mhambi
é soletrado gênio você wang



;f ;f ;f

Alex_Knight
01-17-2003, 18:15
MJS tem um fio frio bonito.

É HELLA ESFRIA! ! !


;f

MooseJaw
01-17-2003, 18:16
Bum Dias..

Alex_Knight
01-17-2003, 18:22
Originally posted by MooseJaw
Bum Dias..


Bum Days ? ? ?


;f

MooseJaw
01-17-2003, 19:30
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
Bum Days ? ? ?


;f

Naw..

I thought that it was either "Good Morning" or "Good Day"..

However, it's been many years, and the memory, she is no good no more.. ;)

Eddie C.
01-18-2003, 07:00
Originally posted by MooseJaw
Naw..

I thought that it was either "Good Morning" or "Good Day"..

However, it's been many years, and the memory, she is no good no more.. ;)


and welcome to that club sir! eddie;f

MooseJaw
01-18-2003, 11:13
Originally posted by Eddie C.
and welcome to that club sir! eddie;f

What Club? ;a

Eddie C.
01-18-2003, 21:24
Originally posted by MooseJaw
What Club? ;a

Exactly;)

01-18-2003, 22:29
uno mai kaiyi (manderin) ([;-p***

Blast
01-19-2003, 00:36
Acaba de receber ser uns esperto como nao fazem-no? ;f
O tradutor muito frio...HELLA ESFRIA!

HMMMMM... some words don't translate well with that translator;U

Alex_Knight
01-20-2003, 11:15
HTML From English to Portuguese

< html >
< head >
< title >Martha Stewart is Hot!< /title >
<meta name="description" content="Martha Stewart is one hot babe. Damn, she's sexy. Oh yeah... there's a forum here." >
< meta name="keywords" content="Martha Stewart, hot, sexy, forum, fluff, more fluff, democrats are retarded" >
< /head >

< body >

< table border="0" align="center" height="100%" >
< tr >
< td align="center" valign="middle" >
< img src="images/MARTHA_STEWART_IS_HOT.GIF" width="75" height="75" alt="Martha Stewart is Hot!" >
< /td >
< tr >
< /table >

< /body >
< /html >

Alex_Knight
01-21-2003, 13:48
O que o sexo?



Por quê qualquer um nao coloca em aqui?

mhambi
01-21-2003, 13:57
What the sex? Why any a nao puts in here?

;d ;d ;d


Necessita conversar Balouçar-se sobre ter relações de carnal com seus pássaros.















o pio

Alex_Knight
01-21-2003, 14:00
Originally posted by mhambi
What the sex?


I had to edit that part. ;f ;f ;f

hapuna
01-21-2003, 17:54
Morda-Me Morda-Me

Alex_Knight
01-21-2003, 19:22
Translated from English to Portuguese and back to English again:

The things You Never Would Know Without the Film.


-It is always possible I park straightly outside of any building that you visit.


-An alone detective can resolve a case time a that he was suspended of he must.


-He is decided he begin dance in the street, everybody you collide in he know all of the paces.


-The majority of computers of laptop they are sufficiently powerful annul the systems of communication of any invade someone else's civilization


-Nao imports themselves you heavy surpass in number in a fight that involving martial arts - his enemy will expect sickly atacaá read a by a by dance to the around of in a that threatening way to that you beat for outside his predecessors.


-When a person is beaten unconscious by a strike to the head, they never will suffer a concussion neither damage of brain.


-Done nobody involve in a hunting by car, kidnap, blast, volcanic eruption or someone else's invasion will never enter in shock.


-Departments of police give their tests of personality of officials they assure themselves they ponderadamente are assigned a partner that is their gross opposite.

-When they are alone, all of foreigners they prefer speak English a to another.


-You always can find a chainsaw when needs a.


-Any padlock can be selected by a credit card or a fastener of paper in seconds, unless is the door to an ardent construction with a trapped of infant inside.


-A sufficiently powerful, electric fence kill a dinosaur cause no últimndo damage to an eight old year infant (neither Alabama, it escape prisoners. ..)


-Television news bulletins normally contêm an account that the affect personally in that moment I need you turn you the television in.




THIS ENDS YOUR BROADCAST DAY.........................................

Blast
01-23-2003, 04:06
Todo seu gas pertence a voce (insert ' over a in gas and ^ over e in voce.

Alex_Knight
01-23-2003, 19:35
Eu pescaria nao regular! Observo a pescaria!












;f

Alex_Knight
01-23-2003, 19:37
All its gas belongs to Voce

Blast
01-23-2003, 23:33
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
Eu pescaria nao regular! Observo a pescaria!


;f
I would fish nao regular! I observe would fish it!




weird ;R


ALL YOUR GAS ARE BELONG TO YOU
Try Gaviscon

Alex_Knight
01-24-2003, 10:13
Originally posted by Blast
I would fish nao regular! I observe would fish it!




I'm not even fishing. I'm watching fishing.



I'm too lazy to fish ! ! !



I'm taping fishing, to watch again later.

Blast
01-24-2003, 22:36
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
I'm not even fishing. I'm watching fishing.



I'm too lazy to fish ! ! !



I'm taping fishing, to watch again later.
;U

mally_b
01-25-2003, 03:20
Wow I can't believe I missed this one. Just goes to show how much I've been paying attention reciently.;g

KY Moose
01-25-2003, 04:27
Toda seua base são pertence a nós.

Estão no meio a destruição.

DesertEagle
01-25-2003, 21:11
O Cavaleiro de Alex é uma pessoa ridícula. Possa as pulgas de uns mil camelos infestar seuas regiões de nether

Können Sie auch das Ungeziefer einer tausend Schiffe von alt plagt das Haus in welchem Alex Ritter momentan wohnt in, für Alex ist von wundersamem Charakter, und nur sind die interessantesten Dinge würdig von ihm.

D.E.

DesertEagle
01-25-2003, 21:14
Originally posted by mally_b
Wow I can't believe I missed this one. Just goes to show how much I've been paying attention reciently.;g

Mally, todos nosotros lo perdonamos, de este tengo sin duda. Para usted es tal una persona maravillosa, permitió nadie criticarlo.

D.E.

Eddie C.
01-26-2003, 09:14
Originally posted by DesertEagle
Mally, todos nosotros lo perdonamos, de este tengo sin duda. Para usted es tal una persona maravillosa, permitió nadie criticarlo.

D.E.

Ditto;g

Alex_Knight
01-27-2003, 00:34
Originally posted by DesertEagle
O Cavaleiro de Alex é uma pessoa ridícula. Possa as pulgas de uns mil camelos infestar seuas regiões de nether

Können Sie auch das Ungeziefer einer tausend Schiffe von alt plagt das Haus in welchem Alex Ritter momentan wohnt in, für Alex ist von wundersamem Charakter, und nur sind die interessantesten Dinge würdig von ihm.

D.E.

The Rider of Alex is a ridiculous person. Be able to the fleas of some thousand camels he infest his regions of nether


You can plague lives is also the vermin of a thousand ship of old the house in which Alex knight momentarily in, for Alex of wonderful character, and the most interesting things only are worthy of it.


;f ;f ;f

Blast
01-27-2003, 03:27
O Alex, voce sao ta bom? Necessita ajuda? ;f

Alex_Knight
01-27-2003, 10:54
Originally posted by Blast
O Alex, voce sao ta bom? Necessita ajuda? ;f


The Alex, voce I leave have good? It needs help? ;f ;f ;f




It needs more than that ! ! ! ;f ;f ;f

mally_b
01-27-2003, 13:30
hello meus meninos doces. Assim eu tenho que traduzir todos meus bornes. Poço que não é nenhum divertimento. Eu espero este traduzo para fora da aprovação.



D.E., die Sie solch eine nette Person sind, danken Ihnen. Sie setzten ein Lächeln auf mein Gesicht.

;f ;f ;f

Eddie C.
01-27-2003, 14:58
There de texto de pasta é um novo Delegado em povoado. ;f ;f ;f

Alex_Knight
01-27-2003, 15:38
Originally posted by mally_b
hello meus meninos doces. Assim eu tenho que traduzir todos meus bornes. Poço que não é nenhum divertimento. Eu espero este traduzo para fora da aprovação.

Hello my sweet boys. Like this Myself have that translate everybody my bornes. Well that is not no enjoyment. I expect I translate into this outside from the approval.


;f ;f ;f


"MY SWEET BOYS" ? ? ?


;f ;f ;f

Alex_Knight
01-27-2003, 15:40
Originally posted by Eddie C.
There de texto de pasta é um novo Delegado em povoado. ;f ;f ;f


"There of text of paste is a news Delegated in town."




Hey look. We're learning Portuguese.


Who said the INTERNET wasn't fun and educational all at the same time???



;f ;f ;f

380Shooter
01-28-2003, 12:44
Putz! Vocês disseram muito sem dizer absolutamente nada! Aliás, porque esta de falar português agora?

Estes tradutores eletrônicos são uma porcarias. Eu até duvido que isto que estou escrevendo possa ser interpretado corretamente por alguém aqui usando um tradutor eletrônico.

Até.

Alex

Alex_Knight
01-28-2003, 13:04
I'm so glad there's a Lighter Side here on GT where everyone can be a little lighter. ;g

Alex_Knight
01-29-2003, 11:36
Os democratas são uns punhados de sacolas de vinhos! ! !

Eddie C.
01-29-2003, 16:44
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
I'm so glad there's a Lighter Side here on GT where everyone can be a little lighter. ;g

And here I am struggling with a diet-Yeccchhhh!!!;0 Why didn't someone tell me!;1 ;u ;U ;S

Alex_Knight
01-30-2003, 15:53
Sou então horney de freaking eu consideraria fazer O Róseo' Donnel! ! !


;g ;f ;a ;f ;g

Alex_Knight
01-30-2003, 15:54
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
Sou então horney de freaking eu consideraria fazer O Róseo' Donnel! ! !


;g ;f ;a ;f ;g


I am then horney of freaking I consideraria do THE Róseo' Donnel! ! !


;g ;f ;a ;f ;g

David_G17
01-31-2003, 00:20
ummmm... yo quiero taco bell!

Alex_Knight
01-31-2003, 00:27
Originally posted by David_G17
ummmm... yo quiero taco bell!


;f ;f ;f

Blast
01-31-2003, 03:57
Taco Bell da-me as corridas, mas eu ainda como 'em;f
(accent ' over a in da-me)

Blast
01-31-2003, 05:40
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
I am then horney of freaking I consideraria do THE Róseo' Donnel! ! !


;g ;f ;a ;f ;g
Self-quoting...is that akin to self-abuse ;P

Alex_Knight
02-04-2003, 00:52
Meu é se abusa é evidente por minhas palmas peludas.


Mine it is him abuse is evident by my hairy palms.




;f ;f ;f ;g ;g ;g

Blast
02-06-2003, 06:28
Palmas peludas!!!http://mysmilies.no-ip.com/mysmilies/Bolt.gif

Alex_Knight
02-07-2003, 00:58
http://www.electriciti.com/nm8shun/crunch.gif

A mastigação ruidosa de capitão para todo o mundo! ! ! ! !

Blast
02-07-2003, 02:25
Originally posted by Alex_Knight
http://www.electriciti.com/nm8shun/crunch.gif

A mastigação ruidosa de capitão para todo o mundo! ! ! ! !
To mastigacao noisy capitao for everybody!!!!!http://mysmilies.no-ip.com/mysmilies/wallbash_2.gif

mhambi
04-13-2004, 20:37
Gás recebido?

Alex_Knight
04-14-2004, 10:21
Nada