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Doug Hardin
01-21-2003, 09:31
>Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small
>children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
around
>the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your
hand
>is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before
he
>reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
>__________________________________________________________________
>Liberal Answer:
>
>Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
>Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?
>Could we run away?
>What does my wife think?
>What about the kids?
>Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his
>hand?
>What does the law say about this situation?
>Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
>Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
me?
>If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he
>was stabbing me?
>This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few
>days to try to come to a conclusion.
>____________________________________________________________
>
>Conservative Answer:
>
>BANG!
>____________________________________________________________
>
>Texan's Answer:
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds
of
>clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
>
>Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
think?"
>
>Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
>
>BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
>Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
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