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How cold is it?
Let's hear your snaps . . . .
It's so cold, that the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets!
It's so cold, that I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!
It is so Cold that when I tried to talk outside it froze. I had to bring the words inside an warm them on the stove for people to hear what I was saying.
It's so cold that when I lit a match, the flame froze!
It's so cold, I turned off the air conditioner, closed the windows, and I have to wear long pants. ;f
it is so cold my nipples would cut a diamond....;P ;P ;f ;f
It's so cold that I use my freezer to thaw out our frozen foods.
It's so cold I saw a witch wearing a thermal bra.
A famous quote from pizzaagrrl,
"IT's BELOW FAHRENHEIT!"
;f Now THAT is C-O-L-D! ;f
It was so cold we had walk backwards when we peed on a tree.
thermal bra . . . . . heh heh heh heh heh heh
Karl in NY
I like the Cowboy Junkies lyrics:
"it's the kind of night that's so cold, when you spit it freezes before it hits the ground"
It was so cold the vodka poured like syrup.
It was so cold, people were actually paying Satan so they could get in.
It's colder than a hooker's heart.
It's colder then a well diggers ass in december:cool:
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