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SCmasterblaster
01-21-2003, 19:47
How cold is it?

Let's hear your snaps . . . .

Such as:

It's so cold, that the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets!

It's so cold, that I saw a dog frozen to a fire hydrant!

JohnHarris
01-21-2003, 22:33
It is so Cold that when I tried to talk outside it froze. I had to bring the words inside an warm them on the stove for people to hear what I was saying.

KA3N
01-21-2003, 23:23
It's so cold that when I lit a match, the flame froze!

SomeGuyInAHat
01-21-2003, 23:25
It's so cold, I turned off the air conditioner, closed the windows, and I have to wear long pants. ;f

pt945
01-21-2003, 23:53
it is so cold my nipples would cut a diamond....;P ;P ;f ;f

cmoth
01-22-2003, 02:48
It's so cold that I use my freezer to thaw out our frozen foods.

joegerardi
01-22-2003, 05:12
It's so cold I saw a witch wearing a thermal bra.

pizzaaguy
01-22-2003, 07:09
A famous quote from pizzaagrrl,

"IT's BELOW FAHRENHEIT!"

;f Now THAT is C-O-L-D! ;f

gwalchmai
01-22-2003, 13:53
It was so cold we had walk backwards when we peed on a tree.

SCmasterblaster
01-22-2003, 14:50
thermal bra . . . . . heh heh heh heh heh heh

;f

Karl in NY
01-22-2003, 15:06
I like the Cowboy Junkies lyrics:

"it's the kind of night that's so cold, when you spit it freezes before it hits the ground"

gwalchmai
01-22-2003, 16:05
It was so cold the vodka poured like syrup.

Dogman
01-22-2003, 17:49
It was so cold, people were actually paying Satan so they could get in.

riddleofsteel
01-22-2003, 19:37
It's colder than a hooker's heart.

okie
01-23-2003, 11:42
It's colder then a well diggers ass in december:cool: