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okie
01-23-2003, 01:34
St Peter, in a very worried state, called all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world.

After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs.

Two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. St Peter, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple:

"Who is it?"

"It's Paul"

St Peter opens the door.

"What did you bring, Paul?"

"Hashish from Morocco"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Mark"

St Peter opens the door.

"What did you bring, Mark?"

"Marijuana from Colombia"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Matthew"

St Peter opens the door.

"What did you bring, Matthew ?"

"Cocaine from Bolivia"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's John"

St Peter opens the door.

"What did you bring, John ?"

"Crack from New York"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Luke"

St Peter opens the door.

"What did you bring Luke ?"

"Speed from Amsterdam"

"Very well son, come in."

"Who is it?"

"It's Judas"

St Peter opens the door.

"What did you bring, Judas ?"

"The FBI, YOU JERKS! EVERYONE UP AGAINST THE WALL!"

larry_minn
01-23-2003, 10:04
Originally posted by okie
......St Peter opens the door.

"What did you bring, Judas ?"

"The FBI, YOU JERKS! EVERYONE UP AGAINST THE WALL!"
Do you really thing the FBI or DEA would use such polite language even in Heaven?

okie
01-23-2003, 11:39
Originally posted by larry_minn
Do you really thing the FBI or DEA would use such polite language even in Heaven?
Nope But what the joke really said would not have made it through
the language filter;P It involved incest;P

Dogman
01-24-2003, 18:11
The FBI wouldn't knock nor wait for you to answer the door.