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lethal tupperwa
01-23-2003, 19:24
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his
mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this
is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by
lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

01-25-2003, 10:47
That's a good one...and we do have some of those down here too.

lethal tupperwa
02-04-2003, 08:57
around again