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lethal tupperwa
01-26-2003, 10:48
A chinese couple gets married, and she's a
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the
bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs
in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring" he says, "I know dis firs time and
you berry frighten. I promise you, I give you
anytine you want, I do anyting, jus anyting you
want, you say. Whatchou want?" he says, trying
to sound experienced, which he hopes will
impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence
follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)
for her request. She eventually replies shyly
and unsure, "I want........numba 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries.........
"You want.........Beef wif Broccori ?"

01-28-2003, 22:55