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01-26-2003, 11:17
To All True Patriots
> Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin
> to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday
> afternoon at 2:00 p.m. CST, all American women are asked
> to walk out of their houses completely naked, to help weed out
> any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
> recommended for this antiterrorist effort.
> All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front
> of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see
> other women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol,
> a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
> sentiment.) Notify the appropriate authorities of any people
> who do not participate.
> Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and
> indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100%
> participation, forward this note to other similarly minded patriots.
> I have my chair and a beer! See ya on the lawn !

01-26-2003, 19:11
Yeah...put a few naked women in a flat-bed truck and go *trollin' for terrorists*

I'll drive

01-26-2003, 22:45
i think this should be done once a week!