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Navy HMC
11-15-2006, 18:07
Originally posted by sario528
If the sound of full auto fire makes you feel warm inside.

i]Originally posted by Glockdude1 [/i]
........And you KNOW what weapon/caliber fired it!!!

:thumbsup:

I love the sounds of outbound .50 cal BMG! :hugs: A nice warm fussy feeling-sounds like...victory! (Big-Duke 6, forgive me!)

:dancingbanana:

Glockdude1
11-15-2006, 19:14
Originally posted by vafish
You might be a One Nut Gun Nut if:

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=976235

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin


WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

I'll bet he won't have the BALLS to try that again!!!

:animlol:

Navy HMC
11-16-2006, 01:11
Originally posted by vafish
You might be a One Nut Gun Nut if:

http://www.wtopnews.com/?nid=456&sid=976235

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in Groin


WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - A botched kidnapping ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin, Wichita police said. The man had just stuck the gun back into his waistband when it fired, shooting him in the left testicle.

Originally posted by Glockdude1
I'll bet he won't have the BALLS to try that again!!!

:animlol:

Actually he won't have the "ball" to do that again. Unfortunately since he didn't fully remove himself from the gene pool, he doesn't qualify for a Darwin award.

I guess now he won't be able to say "I'd give my left nut to (fill in the blank)"

SomeDay
11-16-2006, 21:21
Originally posted by Glockdude1
........And you KNOW what weapon/caliber fired it!!!

:thumbsup:

When I was a kid, we would lay in our pool during a warm summer night and play "name that caliber". We would try and guess: what caliber, where it came from, and how long it would take the police to respond. Ah, the good ole days!

Navy HMC
11-17-2006, 07:16
Originally posted by ChinaCave
you post just to bump to 500.

Nah, we're only up to 453 entires....:supergrin:

Glockdude1
11-17-2006, 07:51
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Nah, we're only up to 453 entires....:supergrin:

........And counting!!!!!!!!!

:thumbsup:

Navy HMC
11-18-2006, 15:39
If your wife asks you what you want for Christmas that's NOT gun related.

If your wife gets you an early present, wraps it and gets mad when you pick it up and ask "Glock 26?"

WorrGlock
11-19-2006, 10:30
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If your wife asks you what you want for Christmas that's NOT gun related.




And the shakes her head when you reply "What's that"

Glockdude1
11-19-2006, 10:33
........You love recieving gifts that require ammo!!!!

:thumbsup:

cougar_guy04
11-19-2006, 10:44
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If your wife asks you what you want for Christmas that's NOT gun related.
Or:
Your mother has run out of gift ideas for you and asks if you'd like a gift card or the like for ammo for your .45.

Woke up this morning and my mom asked when I was buying my handgun (told her I was buying it on my 21st birthday or shortly thereafter). She then asked if ammo for it would be a good Christmas present . . . ummmm, YES! She then asked if there was anything else that I wanted, told her a Fobus Paddle Holster and Double Mag pouch for the range would be very nice.


Man, my mom goes from "No guns in this house!" to buying me accessories for my handgun for my Christmas/birthday. Guess I'm gonna have to build her that home in Kentucky or Tennessee after all. :supergrin:

Gasoil4ever
11-19-2006, 10:47
If...

- You asked for a CTAC IWB Glock Holster for X-Mas, eventhough carrying is strictly forbidden in your country...
- bought a G26 when you can only shoot targets from 25yds
- are hardly thinking on how to move to the USA so you could have a CCW
- can't find a LEO to get to the range with you cuz' they know they won't be able to compete
- get the all Police crew come and talk gun matters with you when you come to renew your owning agreements as they see your gun list

eddief4
11-19-2006, 18:05
-if you go online and buy a gunsafe big enough to have room for extra guns.

-then when you get the safe delivered, you relized that you have already outgrown it.:thumbsup: :supergrin:

Navy HMC
11-19-2006, 19:06
Originally posted by eddief4
-if you go online and buy a gunsafe big enough to have room for extra guns.

-then when you get the safe delivered, you relized that you have already outgrown it.:thumbsup: :supergrin:

You sir, have now acheived Hero status!!!!!!:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :supergrin:

Glockdude1
11-19-2006, 19:07
Originally posted by eddief4
-then when you get the safe delivered, you relized that you have already outgrown it.:thumbsup: :supergrin:

..........One week later. :shocked:

Walter45Auto
11-22-2006, 21:27
Originally posted by Glockdude1
........You love recieving gifts that require ammo!!!!

:thumbsup:

YOU KNOW IT!!!


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

Lynn D
11-24-2006, 19:42
....when instead of asking what you want for a gift, they give you gift cards to Gander Mountain....

....when you tell your mom that "I just bought another" and she asks "what caliber?"

....when your best range buddy moves out of the area and you wonder "how many DIDN'T I get to try?"

:rofl:

YoungShooter86
11-25-2006, 21:02
This is the only one I can think of:

......You are asked why you carry a .45, and you respond: Because they don't make a good .50!

(Some Texas Highway Patrolman)

YS

ssgrock3
11-25-2006, 21:11
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Same here-I have a few I have "legitimaized by cleaning when she is around:

"When did you get THAT?"

A long time ago...why?

"Well, I have never seen that one before."

You said they all look alike to you, I showed this one to you about 4 years ago.

"Oh?!"
Awesome, and I thought I was original using this.

Glockdude1
11-25-2006, 21:15
Originally posted by ssgrock3
Awesome, and I thought I was original using this.

........You have more than 3 weapons your wife/better half, does NOT know about!!!!!

:thumbsup:

Navy HMC
11-25-2006, 23:15
Originally posted by Glockdude1
........You have more than 3 weapons your wife/better half, does NOT know about!!!!!

:thumbsup:


Ummm....


:innocent:


I will neither confirm, nor deny....



Besides, I still don't know if my better half looks at my posts here or not:supergrin:

Navy HMC
11-25-2006, 23:22
If your step father gives you an old .22 pistol and though it's really not worth a whole lot you are still excited and can't wait to shoot it.

(An old F.I.E. E22B Titan II)

One closer to Small Nation Category!


1-5 guns: Starter
6-10: You like guns
11-15: You've got some guns
16-20: You've got quite a few guns
21-30: Gun nut
31-40: Obsessed
41-50: Arsenal
51-75: One to be taken seriously
76-99: Insane
100+: Small nation category

To qualify for Arsenal status you must also have at least three black rifles, minimum of an AR type, an AK, and a .308 like a FAL/M-1A/G-3.:supergrin: :banana: :supergrin:

Glockdude1
11-26-2006, 08:27
Originally posted by YoungShooter86
Because they don't make a good .50!

Yes they do!!!
http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/model1_50gi.shtml

http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/graphics/images/50bl_9_600_t.jpg

http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/graphics/images/cartridge_1_500.jpg

:thumbsup:

eddief4
11-26-2006, 10:25
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Yes they do!!!
http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/model1_50gi.shtml

http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/graphics/images/50bl_9_600_t.jpg

http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/graphics/images/cartridge_1_500.jpg

:thumbsup:

i love it:hearts: :hearts: :hugs:

eddief4
11-26-2006, 10:27
not me but

-if you have NEVER seen your whole collection at once and constintly keep finding guns you don't remember ever seeing before.:thumbsup: :tongueout:

Glockdude1
11-27-2006, 15:13
Originally posted by eddief4
not me but

-if you have NEVER seen your whole collection at once and constintly keep finding guns you don't remember ever seeing before.:thumbsup: :tongueout:

.......Or you have SEEN your whole collection at once and constantly keep finding guns you do remember seeing before!!!

:thumbsup:

Walter45Auto
11-27-2006, 19:55
What's the count up to Glockdude???


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:reindeer: :50cal:

Glockdude1
11-27-2006, 21:18
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
What's the count up to Glockdude???

474............ I think...... ;)

:supergrin:

Navy HMC
11-27-2006, 22:20
The Count is: :cue fanfare:


470!!!!

There have been some repeats.

Note: This count is unofficial, it has not been certified by any acounting or certifying agencies.
:supergrin: :banana: :supergrin:


eta two additional entries

Navy HMC
11-27-2006, 22:24
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Yes they do!!!
http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/model1_50gi.shtml

http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/graphics/images/50bl_9_600_t.jpg

http://www.guncrafterindustries.com/graphics/images/cartridge_1_500.jpg

:thumbsup:


If after finding out that they do make a 1911 in .50, you begin thinking about how you can get your hands on one.

in best Capt. Kirk voice

"Must get a 50...can't resist the gravitational pull of the gun..." "...Wife...will...kill...me...but...must...get...gun...!!!"

Walter45Auto
11-27-2006, 22:38
You almost gotta rob a bank to get one of those though! or hit the lotto!


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

Navy HMC
11-28-2006, 01:18
Thanks Walter,

I was all set to start dreaming about a bigger than .45 bang and you had to bring me back to reality?! :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout:

The Wife does thank you though.:supergrin: :animlol: :supergrin:

:thumbsup:

ETA: Just found the pricing link on the web site that Glockdude1 posted. $2895 for just the gun :alex: :shocked: :alex: :shocked: :alex:

(I still want one though!)

Glockdude1
11-28-2006, 06:57
Even the 45ACP version is $2895. Did you see the price of the ammo?

Loaded Ammunition:
50GI Factory Ammunition
#GI300A 300gr. GI JFP 700 fps 20/rds. $14.25
#GI275A 275gr. GI JHP 875 fps 20/rds. $15.75

I too would love to have a .50GI.



:thumbsup:

Glockdude1
11-28-2006, 12:17
.........You want one of these for Christmas!!

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=157538&aid=336079&aparam=toy_edit_shooter110106

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580/1d/pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/157538/200.jpg

Edible ammo!!!!

* Holds 25 Marshmallows for non-stop fun.**
* Easy magazine change for fast, non-stop action
* Pump action rapid fire, shoots over 30 Feet
* Extra magazine available for Non-Stop Fun!
* Simulated laser sight available.

$19.99

:thumbsup:

Navy HMC
11-29-2006, 18:10
If you're with friends at a restaraunt having a nice meal when a local "Anti" comes up to ask to sign a petition and begins to try to educate your friends about why guns are bad, takes one look at you and says "never mind". :outtahere:

(I had a chat with this guy a few days earlier and shot down every one of his arguements on why guns are bad. In part thanks to postings by fellow GTers.)

Walter45Auto
11-29-2006, 19:55
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you're with friends at a restaraunt having a nice meal when a local "Anti" comes up to ask to sign a petition and begins to try to educate your friends about why guns are bad, takes one look at you and says "never mind". :outtahere:

(I had a chat with this guy a few days earlier and shot down every one of his arguements on why guns are bad. In part thanks to postings by fellow GTers.)

:thumbsup: VERRY COOL, MAN! VERRY COOL! :2gun: :50cal:


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

NRA_guy
11-30-2006, 04:55
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you're with friends at a restaraunt having a nice meal when a local "Anti" comes up to ask to sign a petition and begins to try to educate your friends about why guns are bad, takes one look at you and says "never mind". :outtahere:

(I had a chat with this guy a few days earlier and shot down every one of his arguements on why guns are bad. In part thanks to postings by fellow GTers.) At first glance, I thought you said that you shot him.

Now, that would be a really devoted gun nut.

WorrGlock
11-30-2006, 06:44
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you're with friends at a restaraunt having a nice meal when a local "Anti" comes up to ask to sign a petition and begins to try to educate your friends about why guns are bad, takes one look at you and says "never mind". :outtahere:

(I had a chat with this guy a few days earlier and shot down every one of his arguements on why guns are bad. In part thanks to postings by fellow GTers.)




I havn't the words to describe how proud I am. :thumbsup:

WorrGlock
11-30-2006, 06:46
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you're with friends at a restaraunt having a nice meal when a local "Anti" comes up to ask to sign a petition and begins to try to educate your friends about why guns are bad, takes one look at you and says "never mind". :outtahere:

(I had a chat with this guy a few days earlier and shot down every one of his arguements on why guns are bad. In part thanks to postings by fellow GTers.)




I havn't the word to describe how proud I am :thumbsup:

Glockdude1
11-30-2006, 16:44
Originally posted by WorrGlock
I havn't the word to describe how proud I am :thumbsup:

You are so proud you "said it" twice!!! LOL

:animlol:

Glockdude1
12-01-2006, 13:32
........You actualy think about a use for one of these.......
http://www.housegun.com/images/mini_cannon1024.gif

www.housegun.com

:shocked:

eddief4
12-01-2006, 14:27
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :couch:

Powertrip
12-01-2006, 17:50
9 out of 10 of your Christmas presents are 'wrapped' in Cosmoline and the tenth is more Cosmoline...

Glockdude1
12-01-2006, 19:39
Who invented cosmoline??????

:wedgie:

Navy HMC
12-01-2006, 22:24
Originally posted by NRA_guy
At first glance, I thought you said that you shot him.

Now, that would be a really devoted gun nut.

Nah, that would be a nut with a gun. :supergrin:

A real gun nut follows the law becasue a real gun nut knows that if he is arrested, it is very likeley that he can no longer be a gun nut. I like my guns!!!!!!

Navy HMC
12-01-2006, 22:28
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Who invented cosmoline??????

:wedgie:

According to what I just read from the Houghton Industries brochure: Houghton’s origins date back to 1865 when Edwin F.
Houghton and Dr. Charles W. Lyon invented a process for
grease production from petroleum.
From 1870 onwards, ‘Cosmoline’ grease, along with ‘Cosmic
Counter Corrodent’ – a rust preventative – became Houghton’s
trademark products.

So, there you go. (consider this an early Christmas present...:supergrin: )

AIREglockDALE
12-02-2006, 20:26
IF...you get mail from a local gun store announcing their new location and special guests. The invitation is marked "limited" invitation and requests an rsvp....:banana:

Glockdude1
12-02-2006, 21:19
Originally posted by Navy HMC
So, there you go. (consider this an early Christmas present...:supergrin: )

All right gun stuff!!!!!!

:thumbsup:

Navy HMC
12-03-2006, 15:31
Originally posted by AIREglockDALE
IF...you get mail from a local gun store announcing their new location and special guests. The invitation is marked "limited" invitation and requests an rsvp....:banana:

Would that be so if you come, they know to have a extra stock on hand?:supergrin: :animlol: :supergrin:

Newgun
12-03-2006, 17:20
Disclaimer:

I do not claim to have read the entire thread, nor do I admit to having any conscious memory of same.

1: You might be, a gun nut, if your wife refers to your gun collection as HER retirement fund.

2: You have more than 5 firearms on layaway...at the same time.

Navy HMC
12-03-2006, 17:28
Well, they weren't on before, but they are now. #'s 476 and 477 respectfully.


Welcome to being a gun nut. :thumbsup:

timzj
12-03-2006, 22:49
*Your pants don't fit right without your IWB on.

WorrGlock
12-03-2006, 23:59
Originally posted by timzj
*Your pants don't fit right without your IWB on.







Hell I feel naked without it. :thumbsup:

Glockdude1
12-04-2006, 07:57
Originally posted by WorrGlock
Hell I feel naked without it. :thumbsup:

You feel naked when a firearm is not within arms reach!!!

:animlol:

KingSapper
12-06-2006, 03:14
You offer to trade a Dutch Marine your M240B machine gun for his issue glock (GUILTY!)

Went from carrying a G20 back home to a M9 Beretta 9mm here. It's a good thing I got 10 magazines for my M4 rifle and four grenades because this sidearm is worthless!

Cheers from Afghanistan

Kevinr20
12-06-2006, 10:22
If you do the chicken dance by your mailbox when your CCW arrives.

Glockdude1
12-06-2006, 15:46
Originally posted by Kevinr20
If you do the chicken dance by your mailbox when your CCW arrives.

:needspics:

:animlol:

eddief4
12-06-2006, 16:33
....if you read the post about the soda machine gun safe, and now you want one!!:wavey: :thumbsup:

Glockdude1
12-06-2006, 16:39
Originally posted by eddief4
....if you read the post about the soda machine gun safe, and now you want one!!:wavey: :thumbsup:

Now that is a good idea. Whe you want a Glock, just push the Glock button, out rolls your Glock.

When you are in a "1911 mood", you just hit the 1911 button.

Etc, etc, etc.........

:thumbsup:

eddief4
12-08-2006, 14:41
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Now that is a good idea. Whe you want a Glock, just push the Glock button, out rolls your Glock.

When you are in a "1911 mood", you just hit the 1911 button.

Etc, etc, etc.........

:thumbsup:



:drool: :drool::thumbsup:

WorrGlock
12-08-2006, 17:03
Originally posted by Kevinr20
If you do the chicken dance by your mailbox when your CCW arrives.




I did the Iggy shuffle :banana:

WorrGlock
12-08-2006, 17:04
Originally posted by Glockdude1
You feel naked when a firearm is not within arms reach!!!

:animlol:




True :laughabove:

Walter45Auto
12-08-2006, 22:51
Originally posted by timzj
*Your pants don't fit right without your IWB on.

Well, As a matter of fact...... YUP!


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Walter45Auto
12-08-2006, 22:53
Originally posted by Glockdude1
You feel naked when a firearm is not within arms reach!!!

:animlol:

DAMN STRAIGHT!


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Walter45Auto
12-08-2006, 22:53
Originally posted by eddief4
....if you read the post about the soda machine gun safe, and now you want one!!:wavey: :thumbsup:

Sounds cool. Got a link????


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:reindeer: :50cal:

GroovedG19
12-09-2006, 06:08
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
DAMN STRAIGHT!


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

+1.
Genuine need to be surrounded by one's own(not other's)pistolas.:supergrin: :banana:

eddief4
12-09-2006, 14:15
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
Sounds cool. Got a link????


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:reindeer: :50cal:






why, yes i do!:wavey: :supergrin: http://glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=624901&perpage=5&highlight=soda+machine&pagenumber=1

Walter45Auto
12-10-2006, 21:57
Thank you!


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eddief4
12-11-2006, 15:10
:thumbsup: :wavey:

Navy HMC
12-12-2006, 04:46
If your idea of Christmas decorations includes a quad-mount .50 in the front yard.

Why a quad-.50? 'Cause you couldn't find a 40mm Bofors that you could borrow!
Santa ain't gonna leave you coal this year!!!!


:50cal:
:50cal:
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Glockdude1
12-12-2006, 13:09
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If your idea of Christmas decorations includes a quad-mount .50 in the front yard.

Why a quad-.50? 'Cause you couldn't find a 40mm Bofors that you could borrow!
Santa ain't gonna leave you coal this year!!!!

If he did leave coal this year, Rudolph will look great over the fireplace....... ;)

Navy HMC
12-12-2006, 22:40
Originally posted by Glockdude1
If he did leave coal this year, Rudolph will look great over the fireplace....... ;)

Yes, he would. But, remember this is a QUAD-.50!! This means that I would also have Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen...and maybe an elf or two also! :supergrin: :animlol: :supergrin:

And now, my wife's input. I had to explain what a "Quad-.50 was to her as well as what a Bofors is. Her reply was: from Mrs. Navy HMC
"You're a gun nut if you understood what a Quad-.50 and Bofors is without explanation!"

Walter45Auto
12-14-2006, 17:26
Ok. I gotta admit I had to look up the Bofors. (I mostly know Small Arms.)


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Walter45Auto
12-14-2006, 17:35
Originally posted by Glockdude1
If he did leave coal this year, Rudolph will look great over the fireplace....... ;)

Yeah, you'd be the only guy in your gun club who had one of THOSE mounted!:reindeer:


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Walter45Auto
12-14-2006, 17:37
You might be a gun nut if a Bofors is on your christmas list.
......If you have a christmas list that's all guns and ammo.


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:reindeer: :50cal:

Glockdude1
12-14-2006, 18:16
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
......If you have a christmas list that's all guns and ammo.

Your list too????????????

:animlol:

Navy HMC
12-14-2006, 22:52
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
You might be a gun nut if a Bofors is on your christmas list.
......If you have a christmas list that's all guns and ammo.


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

So, you saw what they were and thought: "I have GOT! to get one of those!!!" ?:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d48/Navy1288/WNUS_4cm-56_mk12_mkV_pic.jpg

Walter45Auto
12-15-2006, 20:43
YOU KNOW IT!:thumbsup:


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:reindeer: :50cal:

Walter45Auto
12-15-2006, 20:49
............If you and the people you know have kept a "You Might Be a gun nut" Thread going for over 4 years.

:thumbsup: :banana: :2gun: :50cal: :cake: :bowdown: :broccoli: :cheerleader: :dancingbanana: :dancing: :drunk: :elephant: :grill: :milestone: :pepper: :woohoo: :devildance:


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Navy HMC
12-16-2006, 01:05
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
............If you and the people you know have kept a "You Might Be a gun nut" Thread going for over 4 years.

:thumbsup: :banana: :2gun: :50cal: :cake: :bowdown: :broccoli: :cheerleader: :dancingbanana: :dancing: :drunk: :elephant: :grill: :milestone: :pepper: :woohoo: :devildance:


:freak:








:reindeer: :50cal:

Absolutely!!!! Though I feel like a greenhorn on this thread, I've only been here 1+ years. (I joined GT 10/05) But, I "You might be a gun nut if... thread is about the best I've read.

BTW Walter, your last entry is #491 on the unofficial list I've been keeping.

AIREglockDALE
12-16-2006, 07:32
If you know what "primer foot" is.

Primer foot: the pain experienced when walking barefoot threw the reloading area and stepping on a spent primer which has fallen to the floor.

OR

You talk to a friend around this time of year (Christmas time) and they ask what you are doing you reply "a little trimming." They think you mean the Christmas tree BUT your gun nut buddy would reply OH? What caliber?



:thumbsup:

Glockdude1
12-16-2006, 07:45
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
............If you and the people you know have kept a "You Might Be a gun nut" Thread going for over 4 years.

:thumbsup: :banana: :2gun: :50cal: :cake: :bowdown: :broccoli: :cheerleader: :dancingbanana: :dancing: :drunk: :elephant: :grill: :milestone: :pepper: :woohoo: :devildance:


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:reindeer: :50cal:

Excellent!!!!!

Navy HMC
12-20-2006, 08:50
If your niece found the online Oleg Volk picture of the little girl with a pink AR-15 and asks you for one for Christmas!

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d48/Navy1288/p-allpink1.jpg

"Uncle Naaaavvvyyyy! Don't you have one at home Soooommewheeeerrrrree in Pink?" :supergrin:

Glockdude1
12-20-2006, 15:39
Hey Navy, buy her this one!!!!!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/Coloradoglocker/barbi15b.jpg

:animlol: :laughabove: :animlol: :laughabove: :animlol:

Navy HMC
12-20-2006, 20:44
Why that one is Soooooo cute, even a liberal would love it! "That' is soo cute, it can't be illegal"

Glockdude, how much do you want for it? And can you live without it? I mean my neice would love it, but I wouldn't want you to have sellers remorse around New Years.:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:


But still, a huge part of me is screaming "That is so wrong in oh so many ways!

Glockdude1
12-21-2006, 15:49
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Why that one is Soooooo cute, even a liberal would love it! "That' is soo cute, it can't be illegal"

Glockdude, how much do you want for it? And can you live without it?

I am GLAD to say, that rifle is NOT MINE!!! It belongs to another GT'er. I just "borrowed" the pic for ya........ ;)

:animlol:

Navy HMC
12-21-2006, 22:23
Originally posted by Glockdude1
I am GLAD to say, that rifle is NOT MINE!!! It belongs to another GT'er. I just "borrowed" the pic for ya........ ;)

:animlol:

Knowing that renews my faith in my fellow GTers. :animlol: :animlol: :animlol:

Thanks for the pict. :thumbsup: :supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:

Glockdude1
12-22-2006, 15:56
"ColoradoGlocker" is the fellow GT'er I "borrowed" the Barbie AR pic from.

:animlol:

Walter45Auto
12-23-2006, 19:40
...If you give your buddy 3 high cap mags for Christmas and he gives you a box of Winchester Silvertips for one of your carry guns. (Happened to me just today!:2gun: :50cal: )


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

Navy HMC
12-24-2006, 06:54
If you think to say
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! to all your "Gun Nut" buddies!

Merry Christmas to all and I wish you the best for you and yours.

Glockdude1
12-24-2006, 09:04
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
...If you give your buddy 3 high cap mags for Christmas and he gives you a box of Winchester Silvertips for one of your carry guns. (Happened to me just today!:2gun: :50cal: )

Questions a Gun Nut would ask:

What kind of mags?
Caliber of Silvertips?

(the suspense is killing me!!)

:animlol:

cougar_guy04
12-25-2006, 22:17
. . . you convert your TV stand into a cleaning bench.

Who needs TV anyway :tongueout:

USAret
12-26-2006, 05:57
Originally posted by cougar_guy04
. . . you convert your TV stand into a cleaning bench.

Who needs TV anyway :tongueout:

I thought that is how everybody re-cycled their old TV Stands.

Blitzer
12-26-2006, 07:05
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If your idea of Christmas decorations includes a quad-mount .50 in the front yard.

Why a quad-.50? 'Cause you couldn't find a 40mm Bofors that you could borrow!
Santa ain't gonna leave you coal this year!!!!


:50cal:
:50cal:
:50cal:
:50cal:

Better Lahti than never.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8585/20mmrationalize1to9.gif

eddief4
12-26-2006, 11:33
Originally posted by Blitzer
Better Lahti than never.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8585/20mmrationalize1to9.gif

:drool:

Navy HMC
12-26-2006, 11:39
Originally posted by Blitzer
Better Lahti than never.

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8585/20mmrationalize1to9.gif

You know, when they approve that for import, I want to be the first kid on may block with one!!!!!

But that $5 tax per round miiiight be a little steep!:supergrin:

Glockdude1
12-26-2006, 12:19
Why stop at 20mm as a rifle? Bushmaster makes a 25mm auto cannon for tanks. I am sure it could be "slightly" modified for rifle use.......... ;)

eddief4
12-26-2006, 12:59
Originally posted by Navy HMC
You know, when they approve that for import, I want to be the first kid on may block with one!!!!!

But that $5 tax per round miiiight be a little steep!:supergrin:


if you can scrape up the funds for one of those bad boys, i'm sure you can pinch pennies for a few rounds:wavey:

eddief4
12-26-2006, 13:02
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Why stop at 20mm as a rifle? Bushmaster makes a 25mm auto cannon for tanks. I am sure it could be "slightly" modified for rifle use.......... ;)



ok,ok enough i really am starting to feel like a beginner, i don't even have a .50:sad: :crying:

Navy HMC
12-26-2006, 15:06
Originally posted by eddief4
ok,ok enough i really am starting to feel like a beginner, i don't even have a .50:sad: :crying:

Well, I got a Barrett M82A1 from Santa-it pays to AAA in the front yard!!!:supergrin: :animlol: :supergrin: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Glockdude1
12-26-2006, 15:18
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Well, I got a Barrett M82A1 from Santa-it pays to AAA in the front yard!!!:supergrin: :animlol: :supergrin: :banana: :banana: :banana:

4yrs & 600 replys!!!!!

:needspics:

Walter45Auto
12-26-2006, 18:32
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Questions a Gun Nut would ask:

What kind of mags?
Caliber of Silvertips?

(the suspense is killing me!!)

:animlol:

2 13 rounders for his G23 (he only had 10 rounders till then.), and a 40 roud drum for his 1911 (Which we found out today, the 40 rounders don't seem to work.).

The silvertips are .357 Magnums.


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

Glockdude1
12-26-2006, 18:56
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
2 13 rounders for his G23 (he only had 10 rounders till then.), and a 40 roud drum for his 1911 (Which we found out today, the 40 rounders don't seem to work.).

The silvertips are .357 Magnums.

"Whew"! I feel so much better now........... ;)

Navy HMC
12-26-2006, 21:50
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
2 13 rounders for his G23 (he only had 10 rounders till then.), and a 40 roud drum for his 1911 (Which we found out today, the 40 rounders don't seem to work.).

The silvertips are .357 Magnums.
:freak:
:reindeer: :50cal:

Originally posted by Glockdude1
"Whew"! I feel so much better now........... ;)

But Walter didn't get me anything :sad:








:supergrin:

GunsRmyProzac
12-29-2006, 16:30
-if they don't make a gun safe for the exact amount of guns you have so you buy the next one up thinking "I can fill that up eventually".

-if you think that just about 130 more threads and you can make a "gun-nut-a-day" calendar for the next 2 years.

-if when you go to the range everybody asks "can I try it"

-if you read every post on this topic and get all warm and fuzzy that there's a lot of people out there just like me.

-if you see a hole in your target that ain't yours and wish it was.

-if you can't decide which gun to hunt with, so you bring 3 because 5 might be overkill

-if you are worried that "if I'm armed this well, other people can be too" and later try to think of a way to help arm the LEO's better.

Glockdude1
12-29-2006, 18:31
Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac


-if you read every post on this topic and get all warm and fuzzy that there's a lot of people out there just like me.


:thumbsup:

Walter45Auto
12-29-2006, 18:52
Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if they don't make a gun safe for the exact amount of guns you have so you buy the next one up thinking "I can fill that up eventually".

-if when you go to the range everybody asks "can I try it"

-if you read every post on this topic and get all warm and fuzzy that there's a lot of people out there just like me.

-if you can't decide which gun to hunt with, so you bring 3 because 5 might be overkill.


Yup!!!:thumbsup:


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

Navy HMC
12-29-2006, 20:07
Ladies and Gentleman of the Gun nut thread...

If you notice, the reply count is now at 607 and the views is around 23,000!

The "list had also surpassed 500 entries!!! Thanks to GunsRmyprozac, the total is now 504!!!! I am so excited.

BTW, Welcome to the gun nut realm GunsRmyprozac!!!:welcome: This thread was started by Glockdude over 4 years ago!!! And it keeps getting better.

(but I'm still bummed out that Walter45Auto didn't get me a Christmas present :supergrin: )

Glockdude1
12-30-2006, 16:35
Originally posted by Navy HMC
BTW, Welcome to the gun nut realm GunsRmyprozac!!!:welcome: This thread was started by Glockdude over 4 years ago!!! And it keeps getting better. :supergrin: )

4 more years!! 4 more years!!

:thumbsup:

Navy HMC
12-30-2006, 18:28
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

I'll go for that but remember, only two "terms" are allowed. :animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana: :dancingbanana:

GunsRmyProzac
12-30-2006, 20:16
thanks for the welcome, I enjoy GlockTalk, and especially enjoy you might be a gun nut if, so heres some more
You might be a gun nut
-if when your wife asks what you are doing online you show here the thread and she chuckles because she knows its true now, or will be soon (I skipped the sneaking guns in posts for my protection:) )
-if when you come home with a new gun wife asks "so how much is the next one gonna cost" sarcastically, and you answer, with 3.
-if when an anti-gunner tries to get you on their side by saying "guns kill people" you reply "I hope so, that's after what I paid, it better"
-if when cleaning your guns after the range you think "that's it?"
-if you spend endless hours researching how to make it "just a little better"

Navy HMC
12-30-2006, 21:25
G20-IWB24/7 posted a thread in G-N-G titled "You might be a "Glocktalk-er" if. . . . : (Link (http://www.glocktalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=634636) ) Some are gun nut enough to add to the list:


If your wife/girlfriend automatically holds your non-dominant hand while shopping at the mall, so you can get to your gun faster.

If you've ever had someone say "D%#N" after showing them your ammunition stash.

If you’ve ever had someone Holy Sh&% after seeing your gun collection. ...And it’s the curator of a gun museum!

If your watch and ring are NOT the most expensive metal objects in your possession.

If you've ever rewound the movie "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" to watch the Glock 18 action again, and not to watch Angelina Jolie's figure.

If you've ever made a comment during a movie's firefight like, "well, that gun is only an 8+1 , so you know this is totally fake."

If someone uses the word "bug" you immediately start looking at everybody's ankles.

If all of your favorite stores are "Surefire-authorized Dealers."

If you carry more rounds of ammunition than there are days in the month.

If you don't like nachos, but you've had them once at Wal-Mart anyways, "for tradition's sake."

If you can't wait for a SHTF occasion, and double dog dare any zombies to come to your house

If you get physically ill when you read the letters ATF

If you have ever kissed or hugged your gun

If you really want to/have take[n] pictures of your dogs next to your guns

If you have pictures of your cats with your guns

If you cringe when you see a character in a movie point a Glock and hear a the sound of a revolver hammer cocking on the soundtrack.

If you feel the intense need to show off your arsenal at every possible moment

If you have a special online photo album just for your favorite gun pics

Walter45Auto
12-30-2006, 21:44
If someone says something about being scared that your GLOCK has no manual safety, and you take 10 minutes t explain exactly houw the GLOCK Safe Action System works..... AT YOUR FAMILY'S CHRISTMAS Dinner! (Guilty as charged!:2gun: )


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

GunsRmyProzac
12-30-2006, 22:02
-if you wonder how various substances, liquids, vegetables would react when fired with all of your cartridges, singly or simultaneously
-if when watching shoot-em-up movies you get irritated at the amount of ammunition that can't possibly be flying and look at your own ammunition stash to see if you could show what it would actually take to do it
-if a friend gets locked out of their house and ask if you have a key, you bring a .44mag.
-if you can name every single gun in Mr. and Ms. Smith at first glance, and still enjoy Angelina Jolie
-if when your local range is shut down for "Law Enforcement Officer Training" they let you in to show what they could come up against, "however unlikely"
-if when watching television shows where guns are intentionally damaged to prove a point you want to give it a proper burial
-if you buy a new gun planning to sell an old one to pay for it, but "never get that far"
-if you're not quite sure why the cadence "this is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun" is so funny (temporarily guilty until boot camp)
-if you try to involve guns in everything you do, such as fixing things, cooking, etc.
-if it doesn't matter why anti-gunners don't understand because you're right anyways.
-if when you make a large ammo purchase of 1000 rds or more, you get to your car and think, maybe just a few more boxes

cougar_guy04
12-30-2006, 22:09
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
If someone says something about being scared that your GLOCK has no manual safety, and you take 10 minutes t explain exactly houw the GLOCK Safe Action System works.....
Sure fire way to get get one of the ME profs here on a tangent. On that note:

. . . if you've ever brought in a bare AR-15 receiver and the engineering drawing for said receiver into class for an. example of the forging process (Design for manufacturing)
. . . if you were one of 3 people in said class to ID the receiver as soon as the prof walked into the room.
. . . if you've ever asked the prof if the field trip for the class was going to be to the Colt factory.
. . . if you've ever tried to use guns as a way to sidetrack the prof for 10 minutes or so.

cougar_guy04
12-30-2006, 22:43
And another two

You might be a gun nut if
. . . if you've ever been sitting around somewhere talking guns with one of your buddies and no less than 3 of your friends come up and say, "You really remind of that dude from Tremors," or, "Ya know, in 5 years, I can see you as the dude from Tremors."
. . . you and your buddy both took it as a compliment.

Glockdude1
12-31-2006, 09:29
Originally posted by cougar_guy04
"You really remind of that dude from Tremors," or, "Ya know, in 5 years, I can see you as the dude from Tremors."
. . . you and your buddy both took it as a compliment.

......You own a rifle identical to the one used in Tremors........

:thumbsup:

eddief4
01-01-2007, 10:34
.......just so you will be prepared if they ever attack

Dglockmonkey
01-01-2007, 19:29
Wow, sweet thread!

-If read the entire thread in one sitting, with a loaded AK-47 at your side.
-If a trip through Cabellas used rifle section turned into a disertation on WW2 rifles for your travel buddy.
-If you have ever ruined a good dinner conversation when the word gun was mentioned, and you took it way too far.
-If you've ever gotten part time work at the local gun-shop because you spend so much time there.
-Have wanted to shoot a water mellon with a 4bore.
-Wondered how you could get a hold of an XM109 and just how much ammo would cost.
-Had to tell a LEO claiming to own Class 3 equipment that everything he just claimed to posses did not qualify.
-Spend over 2 hours with a friend talking about just how fast the Ruger .204 moves.
-Wish you could mount a 30mm Avenger cannon to your Volvo.
-Consider selling your car for gun money.
-Had to choose between a wife and your guns.
-And decided she never really stood a chance.

Walter45Auto
01-01-2007, 19:51
Originally posted by Dglockmonkey
Wow, sweet thread!

-If read the entire thread in one sitting, with a loaded AK-47 at your side.
-If a trip through Cabellas used rifle section turned into a disertation on WW2 rifles for your travel buddy.
-If you've ever gotten part time work at the local gun-shop because you spend so much time there.
-Have wanted to shoot a water mellon with a 4bore.
-Wondered how you could get a hold of an XM109 and just how much ammo would cost.


Nope. AR15 and GLOCK 30 (As we speak.).:supergrin:
That's happened to me in a few different gun shops.
Nope, but I HAVE tried!
Last Tuesday I sredded a Pumpkin with a brand new 12 Gauge.
Why Yes. Yes I have.


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

Glockdude1
01-01-2007, 21:33
Originally posted by Dglockmonkey
Wow, sweet thread!

-If read the entire thread in one sitting, with a loaded AK-47 at your side.
-If a trip through Cabellas used rifle section turned into a disertation on WW2 rifles for your travel buddy.
-If you have ever ruined a good dinner conversation when the word gun was mentioned, and you took it way too far.
-If you've ever gotten part time work at the local gun-shop because you spend so much time there.
-Have wanted to shoot a water mellon with a 4bore.
-Wondered how you could get a hold of an XM109 and just how much ammo would cost.
-Had to tell a LEO claiming to own Class 3 equipment that everything he just claimed to posses did not qualify.
-Spend over 2 hours with a friend talking about just how fast the Ruger .204 moves.
-Wish you could mount a 30mm Avenger cannon to your Volvo.
-Consider selling your car for gun money.
-Had to choose between a wife and your guns.
-And decided she never really stood a chance.

Welcome to GlockTalk!!!!

:thumbsup: :supergrin:

cougar_guy04
01-02-2007, 09:25
Originally posted by Dglockmonkey
Wow, sweet thread!

-Wish you could mount a 30mm Avenger cannon to your Volvo.
Close, but I want twin 50's for my Mercury :supergrin:

sario528
01-02-2007, 09:29
If you have ever thought out what it would take to mount a machine gun to your car.

(Guilty. .50BMG in the back of my Jeep.):tongueout:

Navy HMC
01-04-2007, 12:36
If your friends just assume that you have gotten one of the first conceal carry permits in the state

If your friends are right!

If Your wife looks at you and asks "okay, where did you conceal your gun today?"

If while rummaging around your ammo, you find 50 rounds for caliber of gun you no longer or ever had and immediately start planning to find one.

Kevinr20
01-04-2007, 12:59
If you clean up your room for the first time in a year and find sks 30 round mags, a 75 round AK drum, boxes of various ammo, long lost holsters, and your silhouette target that you used to qualify at your ccw class.

Glockdude1
01-04-2007, 15:39
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If Your wife looks at you and asks "okay, where did you conceal your gun today?"

........And you enjoy letting her "find it".......... ;)

:banana:

Navy HMC
01-04-2007, 16:12
Originally posted by Glockdude1
........And you enjoy letting her "find it".......... ;)

:banana:


Ahem!....I will neither confirm nor deny... :innocent: :whistling:

:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:

Navy HMC
01-10-2007, 16:10
If you are in a store and smell Hoppes No. 9 and you immediately think "Some one is carrying concealed around here." (Happened yesterday)

If you smell Hoppes No. 9 and immediatley think about guns-and whether or not to go home and clean yours.

cougar_guy04
01-10-2007, 20:42
If you have your FOID card number memorized . . . but can't remember your DL number to save your life.

Navy HMC
01-10-2007, 21:02
I thought FOID cards were Illinois, not "Home of the lifetime CHL" Indianna. :supergrin:

cougar_guy04
01-10-2007, 21:03
Originally posted by Navy HMC
I thought FOID cards were Illinois, not "Home of the lifetime CHL" Indianna. :supergrin:
I'm still a registered inmate over in People's Republic of Illinois.

Navy HMC
01-11-2007, 01:17
Poor guy, you have my sympathies. :supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:

Josh885
01-13-2007, 21:12
If you own a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection From The Living Dead)."

If you critiqued the weapon recommendations in the above book.

Josh885
01-13-2007, 22:15
If you correct people on gun message boards when they say "clip" instead of "Magazine".

GunsRmyProzac
01-14-2007, 06:59
-if when someone says they read a magazine you wonder for what, and what capacity and why they were reading it
-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
-if you keep a gun mounted to the underside of your toilet tank cover just in case you need something to do while leaving a big one

cougar_guy04
01-14-2007, 14:23
Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..
If mine's anything decent, there may be some ammo bought with it, but most likely it will be spent on a Mossy :supergrin:

Glockdude1
01-14-2007, 16:25
Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe..

I plan on using $1500 for a nice 1911, holster, mags & ammo.

In "gun nut" tradition I can't decide on which 1911 to get!! Kimber, Springfield, Para, Wilson???

:supergrin:

ReyFufuRulesAll
01-14-2007, 23:20
Originally posted by Josh885
If you own a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection From The Living Dead)."

If you critiqued the weapon recommendations in the above book.

:shocked: wow, I'm not the only one! :shocked:

seriously, it's an "interesting" book, to say the least.


still...

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

ReyFufuRulesAll
01-14-2007, 23:27
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE THREAD!!!

ALL OTHER THREADS SALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THIS ONE AND HAND IN THEIR WIMPY 9MM'S, BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS A .50BMG CCW!!!

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Glockdude1
01-15-2007, 09:33
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE THREAD!!!

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

:thumbsup:

Navy HMC
01-15-2007, 14:05
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE THREAD!!!

ALL OTHER THREADS SALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THIS ONE AND HAND IN THEIR WIMPY 9MM'S, BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS A .50BMG CCW!!!

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

:needspics:

:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:
:animlol: :animlol: :animlol: :animlol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

cougar_guy04
01-17-2007, 20:15
If your one of the people that helps to put on the ROTC shoots at you're school . . . and you're not ROTC.

Navy HMC
01-18-2007, 16:23
If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.

cougar_guy04
01-18-2007, 16:24
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
:laughabove: Some of the guys and gals there, it doesn't take much.

Glockdude1
01-18-2007, 17:50
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.

The first time I went to F.L.E.T.C in Ga for training, I shot a "smiley face" with the 9mm pistols we were using. The instructors were NOT smiling when they saw my target. Yes, I passed, but I was warned NOT to do it again. Some people just don't have a sense of humor!!!!

:supergrin:

Navy HMC
01-18-2007, 21:48
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

:) "Have A Nice Day" :)

:animlol: :animlol: :animlol:

Josh885
01-19-2007, 00:15
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
:shocked: wow, I'm not the only one! :shocked:

seriously, it's an "interesting" book, to say the least.


still...

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I got it for x-mas as kind of a joke gift. I thought it had some funny stuff in it especially some of the pictures. :animlol:

USAret
01-20-2007, 09:21
IF you didn't realize that HOPPE's #9 IS NOT an aftershave lotion until you read this thread.

Glockdude1
01-21-2007, 10:05
......Every time you hear a car back fire, you try to guess what caliber it could be.......... ;)

Dr. Slots
01-21-2007, 15:21
When you hear on TV one person ask another, "Are you packing?" You quickly look up to see if you can get a glimpse of their carry rig, but, sadly, you see a suitcase on the screen and they were talking about packing for a trip.

This happened to me earlier this week.:rofl:

Mike, yeah, I'm a gun nut.

Lynn D
01-21-2007, 17:07
You might be a gun nut if....


....The new nurses on your unit approach and tell you about the "citizen" in the trauma bay that shot his *ahem* nether regions, and you turn it into a discussion about "appendix vs. SOB" carry and "Mexican vs. holstered" and conclude the discussion with the importance of the "4 rules"....

:animlol:

Glockdude1
01-21-2007, 18:40
Originally posted by Lynn D
You might be a gun nut if....


....The new nurses on your unit approach and tell you about the "citizen" in the trauma bay that shot his *ahem* nether regions, and you turn it into a discussion about "appendix vs. SOB" carry and "Mexican vs. holstered" and conclude the discussion with the importance of the "4 rules"....

:animlol:

:needspics:

:supergrin:

Lynn D
01-21-2007, 18:47
Unfortunately, said incident occurred while I was off duty....

ReyFufuRulesAll
01-21-2007, 22:47
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE THREAD!!!

ALL OTHER THREADS SALL BOW DOWN BEFORE THIS ONE AND HAND IN THEIR WIMPY 9MM'S, BECAUSE THIS ONE HAS A .50BMG CCW!!!

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Originally posted by Navy HMC

:needspics:
:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:



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http://inlinethumb56.webshots.com/311/2391423480080605313S425x425Q85.jpg (http://good-times.webshots.com/photo/2391423480080605313MIvIyT)


:thumbsup: :supergrin: :thumbsup:

Navy HMC
01-22-2007, 03:27
:laughabove: ! :laughabove: ! :laughabove:

1) I like IT!!!:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

2) In true gun nut fashion, I WANT!!! one!!! :50cal: :50cal: :50cal:

3) Where can I get one? (note, no question about cost. :supergrin: )

and 4) thanks for posting!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

ETA found the site on line: http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/airborne_combat_engineer/2005/01/the_thunder_50_.html

You don't want to be within 5 ft to either side of this beast when it is fired.

Sounds to me like a perfect CCW handgun!!!:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:

Glockdude1
01-22-2007, 09:37
http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/weapons_fireams/thunder50diagonalace.jpg

SCHWINGGG!!!!!!!!!

:laughabove: :animlol: :laughabove: :animlol: :thumbsup:

vafish
01-22-2007, 19:59
http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/airborne_combat_engineer/2006/06/firing_a_50_bmg.html

http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/photos/weapons_fireams/50bmghandgunfireace.jpg

Walter45Auto
01-22-2007, 20:19
:drool:


:freak:






:reindeer: :50cal:

ReyFufuRulesAll
01-22-2007, 21:20
limp-wristing could be fatal...


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*BOOM!* *thunk* :ambulance:

Navy HMC
01-23-2007, 04:06
If you think there is just something satisfying about the sound of a pump shotgun being racked-as long as you're not on the wrong side of the barrell.

If you have ever said “a bad day shooting beats a good day working everytime”.

If you have ever gone over to a buddies house to help him clean guns, but your real reason is because he has a few that you want drool over.

cougar_guy04
01-23-2007, 07:58
If you collected cartridges instead of baseball cards (or both) as a kid.

Glockdude1
01-23-2007, 08:30
Originally posted by cougar_guy04
If you collected cartridges instead of baseball cards (or both) as a kid.

.......As a kid, your friends fathers would come to your house just to see your cartridge collection........

;)

GunsRmyProzac
01-23-2007, 13:53
-if you can't wait for your kid to get older so you can buy "him" a new gun
-if you spend more time selecting ammo than you do grocery shopping
-if your tax refund just came back and your wife says "only one this time"
-if you practice shooting with both hands, just in case you come accross a really nice lefty(or righty for about 12% of the population)
-if you buy a gun you didn't really plan on just because "I like the way it fits my hand"
-if a 9mm vs. .40 argument has ever gone to a .44mag vs. .500mag argument
-if you ever ran short on cash and had to decide between ammo and food, and you figure you'd rather be hungry in a gunfight than full and full of holes
-if you've ever had a girlfriend say "its me or the guns" and reward the guns with a good cleaning and fresh ammo

Glockdude1
01-23-2007, 14:39
Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you spend more time selecting ammo than you do grocery shopping
-if your tax refund just came back and your wife says "only one this time"
-if you ever ran short on cash and had to decide between ammo and food, and you figure you'd rather be hungry in a gunfight than full and full of holes
-if you've ever had a girlfriend say "its me or the guns" and reward the guns with a good cleaning and fresh ammo

Talk about de ja vu!!!!!



:shocked: :animlol:

Walter45Auto
01-23-2007, 20:16
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If you think there is just something satisfying about the sound of a pump shotgun being racked-as long as you're not on the wrong side of the barrell.

If you have ever said “a bad day shooting beats a good day working everytime”.

If you have ever gone over to a buddies house to help him clean guns, but your real reason is because he has a few that you want drool over.

1. HELL YEAH!
2. HELL YEAH!!!! Said it with school instead of work once or twice too.
3. Yup! Well, it was to take him his Christmas present. And I tought him how to field strip his Norinco 1911.:supergrin:


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Walter45Auto
01-23-2007, 20:21
Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you can't wait for your kid to get older so you can buy "him" a new gun
-if you spend more time selecting ammo than you do grocery shopping
-if you practice shooting with both hands, just in case you come accross a really nice lefty(or righty for about 12% of the population)
-if you buy a gun you didn't really plan on just because "I like the way it fits my hand"
-if a 9mm vs. .40 argument has ever gone to a .44mag vs. .500mag argument
-if you ever ran short on cash and had to decide between ammo and food, and you figure you'd rather be hungry in a gunfight than full and full of holes
-if you've ever had a girlfriend say "its me or the guns" and reward the guns with a good cleaning and fresh ammo

1. Or if you buy him one while he's still in his mama's belly...
2. Nope. I know what ammo I need!:supergrin:
3. Good Idea!
4. No comment.........
5. No but it has turned into a .40 vs. .45 once or twice.
6. That guy had to have been a genuis! It was the late great Cooper right???
7. You guys date girls that DON'T LIKE GUNS?! How are you supposed to go on your dates to the gunrange with a girl like that?!?


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Navy HMC
01-23-2007, 22:56
Originally posted by Walter45Auto

7. You guys date girls that DON'T LIKE GUNS?! How are you supposed to go on your dates to the gunrange with a girl like that?!?

:freak:

:reindeer: :50cal:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

Well, my wife isn't a gun nut by any stretch, but she still likes to shoot now and then. About 5-6 times a year-which is great for me, more ammo for me to shoot. I really don't like to share ammo that much. Call me selfish, but more ammo for me is a good thing!:tongueout: :supergrin:

Brass Nazi
01-23-2007, 22:59
667th post.

I did not want the count to be at 666 for long:supergrin:

Walter45Auto
01-24-2007, 22:26
Originally posted by Navy HMC
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

Well, my wife isn't a gun nut by any stretch, but she still likes to shoot now and then. About 5-6 times a year-which is great for me, more ammo for me to shoot. I really don't like to share ammo that much. Call me selfish, but more ammo for me is a good thing!:tongueout: :supergrin:

I personally don't mind sharing ammo. A gun nut buddy of mine went shooting with me the day after Christmas. He has a nice Norinco 1911. I said as we were on the way to the range "Did you bring that Norinco with you?" He said "Naw. I didn't have any ammo for it." I said "Well, man you KNOW I have plenty of the stuff! Think about it. Half of what I own is .45 Man! I take a case of the stuff each trip to the range! You know you're welcome to shoot up some of my ammo!" You know what the weird part is??? HE DID THE EXACT SAME THING THE LAST TIME WE WENT SHOOTING!


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Navy HMC
01-24-2007, 22:54
Very true Walter, but there is a difference between your shooting buddy who will do the same without thinking twice and your wife who you have to make a deal with just to get ammo and go shooting!

:animlol: :supergrin:

Walter45Auto
01-25-2007, 15:23
Good point... It's apples and oranges. I didn't think about that.


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Navy HMC
01-26-2007, 04:54
borrowed from another thread-many authors.

If you have to bite your tongue when someone asks for a "paper clip" so you don't end up saying "no it's a magazine"

If you memorized all the reciprocity agreements between all the states.

If you know the "no-carry zones" of states you've never been to.

If you know which permits will get you the most states.

If you plan your vacations around states where your permit isn't honored.

If you don't plan a vacation without mentioning it here and setting aside range time with a fellow member.

If you stop your English teacher in the middle of a true crime novel to explain and illustrate to the class on the chalkboard the true meaning of point blank range. (I actually did this yesterday.)

If everyday you wear $1000 worth of SD gear versus your $30 outfit.

If it takes 4 minutes to load up when you put your pants on.

If you don't have any actual real friends because all your socializing is done on GT. (guilty)

If words like "tacticool", "mall ninja", "asshat", "sheeple", and "soccer mom" are used in everyday language.

If when someone refers to "bling, bling" you picture a nickel plated 1911 in 38 Super.

If when someone says 9 45, you immediately think of a caliber war rather than the time.

If when you see someone at Walmart getting nachos you think, "Hmm, must be a newbie popping his cherry."

If you are still in search for that elusive good deal on a NIB Glock 7.

If you know that FBI cant IS NOT about something the FBI is unable to do

If you know that a 25 cent trigger job IS NOT a hitman that works super cheap

NRA_guy
01-28-2007, 06:24
Don't know if this has been done, but I encountered this last night:

You do a Google search on a gun topic and the Google hits are your own posts on Glocktalk.

cougar_guy04
01-28-2007, 11:07
-If you take your brother to a range, then get a call from your mom the next day and the first thing she says is, "I'm blaming you!"
-If you told her, "At least Dad and Brother want the same model Glock, so they can share until we can get two."

I'm so proud of my brother :)

Josh885
01-28-2007, 17:03
If you know the difference between .223 and 5.56

If you know the difference between M193 and M855

If you know what M193,M855,M882,MK262,and MK262 MOD 1 are.

sario528
01-29-2007, 09:17
If everyone in your house is assigned a gun (or guns) to carry to safety in case of a fire.

vafish
01-29-2007, 14:15
Originally posted by sario528
If everyone in your house is assigned a gun (or guns) to carry to safety in case of a fire.

Ya know that's a pretty good plan. I may have to add that to the family fire training.

Glockdude1
01-29-2007, 14:25
Originally posted by vafish
Ya know that's a pretty good plan. I may have to add that to the family fire training.

.....When you run a family fire drill, you count the weapons first, then the family members!!!

:supergrin:

stash1184
01-29-2007, 14:30
.....When you run a family fire drill, you count the weapons first, then the family members!!!
you know which family members are missing based on what weapons are not there

Oh god where is m1 carbine (wife)

Josh885
01-29-2007, 14:32
"If during a tornado warning you grab your AR15 and a couple of mags before heading for the basement in case there is wide spread damage and anarchy ensues."

Walter45Auto
01-29-2007, 16:02
Originally posted by Josh885
"If during a tornado warning you grab your AR15 and a couple of mags before heading for the basement in case there is wide spread damage and anarchy ensues."

Nope. SKS and Mossy 590, and OF course all the mags for my G30 (Which includes 3 27 rounders.:supergrin: )


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Glockdude1
01-29-2007, 17:20
Originally posted by Josh885
"If during a tornado warning you grab your AR15 and a couple of mags before heading for the basement in case there is wide spread damage and anarchy ensues."

..........You keep a SHTF stash in the basement............ ;)

Walter45Auto
01-29-2007, 17:43
Originally posted by Glockdude1
..........You keep a SHTF stash in the basement............ ;)

Ain't That what's SUPPOSED to be in Basements??


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Glockdude1
01-30-2007, 21:01
.......You have spare ammo for your "spare" ammo........

:supergrin:

vafish
02-02-2007, 06:31
Originally posted by Glockdude1
..........You keep a SHTF stash in the basement............ ;)

You keep a SHTF stash in the basement, in your car, and at several "Bug Out" locations.

oceanwarrior
02-03-2007, 01:28
If you own over 50 Gun Reference books INCLUDING Jane's and have every edition of "Small Arms Of The World".
AND the local Law Enforcement has asked you to research something for them!
Worst sign of a Gun Nut--When the TSA stops you because your clothes are so saturated with Gunpowder residue that the sniffer picks it up.(Kinda Embarassing,but I didn't miss the flight)

oceanwarrior

Giggity-Giggity
02-03-2007, 11:22
-you bought the book Secrets of the Ninja and almost killed your classmates.

Glockdude1
02-03-2007, 16:34
Originally posted by Giggity-Giggity
-you bought the book Secrets of the Ninja and almost killed your classmates.

Secrets of the MALL NINJA maybe????

:animlol:

stash1184
02-03-2007, 20:26
you engrave the bottom of your ccw magazines with the days of the week and rotate them appropriatly

Navy HMC
02-07-2007, 08:35
Week? How about for every day of the month? :supergrin: :animlol: :rofl:

Jer
02-09-2007, 01:32
You might be a gun nut if:

'You go and test drive the all new Tundra when you own a 2006 Tundra and the most amazing upgrade to you is the spot in the center console that is the perfect width and height for a Glock 17 and that fact alone is enough to justify $40k for a pickup truck.' :thumbsup:

Walter45Auto
02-09-2007, 14:30
If it won't at least fit the G21, IT AIN'T WORTH IT!:tongueout:


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Glockdude1
02-09-2007, 15:55
Originally posted by jeremyhelling
You might be a gun nut if:

'You go and test drive the all new Tundra when you own a 2006 Tundra and the most amazing upgrade to you is the spot in the center console that is the perfect width and height for a Glock 17 and that fact alone is enough to justify $40k for a pickup HOLSTER. :thumbsup:

Fixed it for ya......... ;)

Navy HMC
02-09-2007, 18:47
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

sario528
02-11-2007, 08:58
If your gun collection costs more then your house.

ReyFufuRulesAll
02-11-2007, 10:51
If your ammo collection costs more then your house.

Glockdude1
02-11-2007, 12:04
.....You spend a month (or more) to find the "right holster" for your new pistol........

Walter45Auto
02-11-2007, 12:40
If you spend more on holsters every month than your rent....


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ReyFufuRulesAll
02-11-2007, 12:43
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
If you spend more on holsters every month than your rent....



No necesito los holsters!





JK JK JK already!!!

Walter45Auto
02-11-2007, 13:01
:laughabove: :animlol: :rofl: :animlol:

Glockdude1
02-11-2007, 13:05
700 Posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Walter45Auto
02-11-2007, 13:18
:banana: :thumbsup: Let's Party!:bluesbrothers: :broccoli: :cheers: :grill: :milestone: :music: :lv702: :50cal:


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ReyFufuRulesAll
02-11-2007, 13:21
Originally posted by Walter45Auto
Let's Party!
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:





















http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/codivecop/Smileys/fordbikini.gif

Glockdude1
02-11-2007, 13:23
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/codivecop/Smileys/fordbikini.gif

Niiiiiiiiice avatar.

:thumbsup:

Jer
02-11-2007, 16:41
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Niiiiiiiiice avatar.

:thumbsup:

If only she wasn't wearing a Ford shirt. :supergrin:

ReyFufuRulesAll
02-11-2007, 17:00
Originally posted by jeremyhelling
If only she wasn't wearing a Ford shirt. :supergrin:

yeah, if it wasn't a ford, it would break at the 2nd bounce. :tongueout:

Glockdude1
02-11-2007, 17:38
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/codivecop/Smileys/fordbikini.gif

F Fondle

O Or

R Rear end

D Daily

:thumbsup:

Jer
02-11-2007, 17:42
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
yeah, if it wasn't a ford, it would break at the 2nd bounce. :tongueout:

Which is exactly why they are nowhere near in danger of bankruptcy, right? Because they build such solid vehicles at such amazing prices that everyone is piling over each other to get to them? ;)

cougar_guy04
02-12-2007, 13:12
You might be a gun nut if you're racking your brain trying to think of something to get this thread back on track.

ReyFufuRulesAll
02-12-2007, 14:44
Originally posted by cougar_guy04
You might be a gun nut if you're racking your brain trying to think of something to get this thread back on track.


And if when you hear the beginning of this comment, you immediately think of gun racks.

Glockdude1
02-12-2007, 15:53
You hear the word "Rack" and start making plans to have at least one gunrack in every room of the house.

:thumbsup:

Kevinr20
02-12-2007, 18:57
If you design and write a computer program that times yourself during a draw/dryfire practice run.

SomeDay
02-12-2007, 21:32
Originally posted by Glockdude1
You hear the word "Rack" and start making plans to have at least one gunrack in every room of the house.

:thumbsup:

Heck, I had a fun rack for my tricycle when I was a kid! I even had one of those paper delivery basekts on my bike when I was a little older to hold my toy rifle!

Navy HMC
02-12-2007, 23:17
I had a scabbard on my sting-ray for a bb gun.

ReyFufuRulesAll
02-13-2007, 00:17
Originally posted by Navy HMC
I had a scabbard on my sting-ray for a bb gun.

My SKS has a holster on it for my M1911, which has a lanyarg clip on it for my derringer!!! :supergrin: :thumbsup: :supergrin:


(uh-oh, I think I just opened a new can of worms & one-ups here :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: )

Glockdude1
02-13-2007, 07:45
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
(uh-oh, I think I just opened a new can of worms & one-ups here :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: )

Oh yeah??? I'll get you at recess!!!!!!! :tongueout:

Navy HMC
02-13-2007, 19:25
Originally posted by Glockdude1
Oh yeah??? I'll get you at recess!!!!!!! :tongueout:

Well...well, my big brother will beat you up after school! :tongueout: :animlol: :banana:

Besides, he has a HK-91 and keeps a glock on the stock!

ReyFufuRulesAll
02-13-2007, 20:30
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Well...well, my big brother will beat you up after school! :tongueout: :animlol: :banana:

Besides, he has a HK-91 and keeps a glock on the stock!

Yeah? well, my dad could beat up your dad!

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/Funny_Owned_Pics/Backhand_Slap_Owned.jpg

Navy HMC
02-14-2007, 00:57
Nuh-uH!!!!

My dad carries a .460 Ruger and one hands a Browning M-2 .50 BMG! :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout:

:banana: :banana: :banana:

:animlol: :animlol: :animlol:

Navy HMC
02-15-2007, 14:22
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Nuh-uH!!!!

My dad carries a .460 Ruger and one hands a Browning M-2 .50 BMG! :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout:

:banana: :banana: :banana:

:animlol: :animlol: :animlol:

Well, At least it was a gun related comment:supergrin:

vafish
02-15-2007, 15:11
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Well, At least it was a gun related comment:supergrin:

Yeah but isn't it a .480 Ruger?

GunsRmyProzac
02-15-2007, 16:32
-if when you talk about your guns, you call them by name, and people think you're talking about your wife or girlfriend.(guilty)
-if when your magazine runs dry at the range, rather than swap mags, you swap guns
-if you spend most of your free time plotting on improving guns you have
-if you spend some of the remaining free time plotting on improving guns you'd like to have
-if when Mythbusters destroy guns you cringe(e.g. banana peel shotgun, 9mm into .38chamber)
-if when you see a gun hanging on a wall mount you ask if the owner if they've ever shot it
-if when someone sees you have a gun on a wall mount they say "its loaded isn't it?"
-if when police ask if you have anything in the vehicle they should know about, well, you know the rest
-if when watching cops your friends hear "need backup" and wait for you to enter the picture

GunsRmyProzac
02-15-2007, 16:48
-if you're on a first name basis with someone at at least one gun manufacturer
-if you're on a first name basis with the manager, or at least dealer at a local gun shop (required, IMHO)
-if when you think "why are gas prices going up and gun prices going down?" you instantly slap yourself in the head and say, boy I am glad gun prices are coming down, now if ammo would do the same.
-if when you see a holstered 1911 you can't help but undress it with your eyes
-if you turn down "free beer, or, in a worst case scenario, sex" because the range closes in an hour, and you have a new gun to play with

ReyFufuRulesAll
02-15-2007, 19:12
Originally posted by Navy HMC
Nuh-uH!!!!

My dad carries a .460 Ruger and one hands a Browning M-2 .50 BMG! :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout:

:banana: :banana: :banana:

:animlol: :animlol: :animlol:

umm... yeah. My {"dad's"} gun is a .50 BMG. U got PWN8D!!!

Glockdude1
02-15-2007, 20:09
Originally posted by GunsRmyProzac
-if you turn down "free beer, or, in a worst case scenario, sex" because the range closes in an hour, and you have a new gun to play with

That statement is so me it is SCARY!!!!!

:laughabove: :animlol:

cougar_guy04
02-15-2007, 21:22
A friend sends you this link:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19f10_4507

and asks if you are the person in the video or if you supplied the arsenal.


The joke, "Is that an 870 in your pocket or are you happy to be here?" crosses your mind.

vafish
02-16-2007, 09:20
Originally posted by cougar_guy04
A friend sends you this link:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19f10_4507

and asks if you are the person in the video or if you supplied the arsenal.


If you friends (or kids) look at that video and say "VaFish doesn't own 3 cheap Davis .25's, derringers, or a Cobray M11. I wonder if he loaned them the 870 and .357 magnum revolver for the video?"

You (and your friends) might be a gun nut!

OhioLibertarian
02-16-2007, 09:52
You might be a gun nut if you have tried, and succeeded in concealing more firearms on your person than that punk kid, but still give him props cause hes just a youngun...

Glockdude1
02-17-2007, 15:59
Originally posted by cougar_guy04
A friend sends you this link:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19f10_4507

and asks if you are the person in the video or if you supplied the arsenal.

......You take out your more of your own weapons and conceal all of them better than the kid in the video.........

:thumbsup:

Walter45Auto
02-17-2007, 17:18
iF YOU WATCH THE EPISODE OF mYTHBUSTERS WHERE THEY FIRE THE GUNS UNDERWATER AMD WANT TO THROW UP OR CRY WHEN YOU SEE THE DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN THAT EXPLODED IN HALF.


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ReyFufuRulesAll
02-17-2007, 22:40
Originally posted by Glockdude1
......You take out your more of your own weapons and conceal all of them better than the kid in the video.........

:thumbsup:

you might be really fat. :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout:

Glockdude1
02-18-2007, 08:44
Originally posted by ReyFufuRulesAll
you might be really fat. :tongueout: :tongueout: :tongueout:

Blame the "double stuff" magazines!!!!!!!!

:laughabove: :animlol:

whogasak47
02-18-2007, 21:21
you quit smoking(reds) to get that pistol/holster/ammo you want, cause
now it's free. Then start back next day.

Choose pistol and motorcycle due to performance and weight, and hope they continue to speak different languages so rider am not removed as excess weight.

Navy HMC
02-19-2007, 13:53
So far, there have been 656 nonrepetitive entries to the list, Here they are:

"You Might Be a Gun Nut If"
*If you can count yer guns and yuh ammo, you don't quite have enough.*

1. If you’ve ever dabbed a little Hoppe's on your neck before going on a date.
2. If you didn't realize that Hoppe’s #9 IS NOT an aftershave lotion until you read this thread.
3. If you bought checkering tools, checkered all your gunstocks and are now starting on the bedposts...
4. If you cannot really recall just how many guns you own...
5. If Surplus ammunition suppliers call you to see if there was anything you were looking for...
6. If you bought a gun from a gun shop, only to realize you used to own it years ago...
7. If you've ever shot out a 1911 barrel.........
8. If you save brass and have a case tumbler, but don't reload...
9. If you ever stripped the paint off of your car and then blued it
10. If you've ever bought ammo for a caliber you didn’t shoot, thinking that someday you might own a gun in that caliber...
11. If your computer passwords are gun related...
12. If your five-year-old can detail strip and fully reassemble an M-1 Garand............
13. If you take your guns out of the safe and handle them, just so you can wipe them down before going to bed...
14. If your local gunsmith calls you for obsolete parts...
15. If you home-school and use ballistic tables for math lessons...
16. If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator...
17. If the speedometer on your car is in both M.P.H. and fps...
18. If you call Brownells and they recognize your voice...
19. If you own reloading dies for calibers that you do not shoot...
20. If you understand Smith and Wesson's model numbers...
21. If you ever bought two different brands of the same bullet just to see which one "shot better"...
22. If you've ever had to explain "that it's not the same gun it's a variant!"...
23. If watching the Lion King gives you the itch for a .470 Nitro...
24. If you cut out your best groups and carry them in your wallet like photos...
25. If you've ever gone to a gun show three times in one month, and were excited every time...
26. If you feel that a golf course is a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range...
27. If you ever accidentally seasoned a steak with FFFFg black powder...
28. If your brass tumbler used to be a small cement mixers.
29. If you identify the gun on the cover of Dillon's Blue Press before you notice the girl...
30. If you make $30/hr at work and spent 35 min- on your knees at the range looking for that last piece of .40 brass...
31. If you have guns in your safes that you can't for the life of you remember how you came by...
32. If the FBI asks you to identify firearms they can't...
33. If ammo manufacturers had to layoff workers when you went to Europe for a month's vacation...
34. If you know the range of every tree in the neighborhood...
35. If you can tell the caliber of any spent casing just by feel...
36. If you plead with the gun shop to hold a rifle/shotgun until you have space for it...
37. If you can't figure out why your non-shooting friends laugh when you say "Bushmaster"...
38. If you didn't get that last one because you don't have any "non-shooting" friends...
39. If you driver's license says "must wear night vision goggles."
40. If your shoulder is callused...
41. If manufactures ask you how their rifles hold up.
42. If you get misty eyed every time you sell a gun...
43. If you don't know what "Sell a Gun" means.
44. If you alternate Silvertips, Hydra-Shoks and Black Talons in your magazines because they look prettier that way..........
45. If you guess windage and range every time you look at a road sign...
46. If you went out to the range this weekend to shoot up ammo, just so you'd have some brass to reload...
47. If RCBS answers your phone calls, "What have YOU dreamed up this time?"..............
48. If you can name the parts of your post-ban rifle you had to (or want to) swap out to make a legal semi auto AW
49. If someone asks about the president and you think they're talking about Charlton Hesston
50. If you know the model numbers of your Glocks, how many and what size mags you have, and which are loaded, but have no idea when your anniversary is.
51. If you've ever had to explain why you need armor piercing rounds to someone
52. If you don't know that there is a difference between "the Internet" and "Glock Talk"
53. If you have ever run out of gas in your car, but have never run out of ammo before
54. If you know the serial numbers of your guns, but still get your kids' names mixed up.
55. If you hold a firearms related record in Guinness book of world records.
56. If you go to gun shows with a grocery buggy (painted camo of course)
57. If you had to explain to someone what a "SHTF scenario" is
58. If the National Guard calls you when things get a little too hot
59. If you had a gun rack on your bike when you were a kid
60. If you buy all of your clothes at Wal-mart but own some of the most expensive holsters known to man
61. If your name is on California's AW ban
62. If you walk up on a conversation about horses and as soon as you hear "colt", you are immediately interested.
63. If your favorite saint is John Moses Browning.
64. If your favorite paint color is "gun metal grey".
65. If you break off on a dissertation on how badly congress screwed Bill Ruger.
66. If you anticipate another shooting session AS you are putting your guns away at the range.
67. If you look at Shotgun News the way teenagers look at playboy
68. If every street sign within 5 miles of your house looks like it came from Chechnya
69. If you went to college, but owned more gun manuals than text books
70. If the national guard armory has your phone number on "call block" because you keep making bids on their WWII artillery piece sitting out front
71. If you carry a backup gun in case the backup for your backup fails.
72. If you carry concealed at the beach
73. If third world arms dealers consider you to be the largest gun runner in the world (but you keep all the stuff for yourself)
74. If you were arrested/questioned about the sniper shootings
75. If you've filled out more "yellow forms" than income tax forms
76. If you have your own VIP parking spot at gun shows.
77. If you hear someone say "it's about 9:45" and you think to yourself "good grief, the 9mm/.45 debate will never end!"
78. If you sit through a violent movie and aren't bothered by gory violence, but flinch when someone drops a firearm (might scratch it)
79. If the above has ever brought tears to your eyes
80. If you have been banned from a movie theater because you always stand up in the middle of the movie and tell everyone you can't fire 30 rounds from a revolver without reloading.
81. If you ever took apart your Nintendo zapper and installed custom trigger, laser sight, scope, etc. for Duck Hunt
82. If you have more firearms than friends
83. If you have insurance covering your guns, but not you
84. If Hillary Clinton makes your skin crawl.
85. If you slide your paddle holster on to check your mail.
86. If you slide your paddle holster on to take out the garbage.
87. If you find yourself rapidly disassembling/re-assembling your handgun....in the dark.....on the toilet.
88. If you drive to work with a $1500 Kimber in a $500 pick-up.
89. If you've spent more than twenty minutes writing "you might be a gun nut if”.
90. If you only spent 30 seconds, but came up with about 40 might be a gun nut if's because all you have to do is describe yourself
91. If you know why 30-06 is pronounced "thirty aught six"
92. If you know how to spell 30-06
93. If your guns are named names usually reserved for people.
94. If you designed your own caliber and built a firearm to fire it
95. If you grew up with loaded guns all around you, but it never crossed your mind to shoot up your school.
96. If you've read the Constitution
97. If you know the second amendment by heart
98. If you know the second amendment translated into more than 3 languages
99. If you used to have a hill as a backstop, but now it has become a 30 foot high mound of pure lead.
100. If you make your own reloading tools
101. If you make your own powder
102. If you don't label your reloading powder, because you can hear the difference when shaking the can
103. If you have ever read an article in the crime section of the newspaper and read "the suspect had over 200 rounds of ammunition", then assumed it was a misprint. Who in his right mind would get down to only 200 rounds???
104. If that also make you think: That reminds me, I am down to 267 rounds. I need to go to the gun shop tomorrow.
105. If your CCW is a shotgun
106. If your CCW is a .50
107. If your CCW is a LAW (Light Anti-Tank Weapon)
108. If you find yourself doing trigger and muzzle control on the bottle of your wife's glass cleaner
1. If you mount a red laser sight on it.
2. If you have range data sheets for it.
3. If she uses it in weaver stance just so you'll be quiet.
4. If you had to buy her another bottle after your failed attempt at converting one to full-auto.
109. If your girlfriend/wife is jealous of the time you spend with your guns
110. If your wish list on MidwayUSA totals up to the price of a new car
111. If that new car would be a Bentley
112. If your already thinking about your next gun while your filling out the paperwork on the one you're buying.
113. If the guys at the local gun shop send you a Christmas card
114. If you own a guns you haven't shot yet
115. If you have a room in your house dedicated to guns
116. If when someone says "but what if you don't have a gun with you?" and after 15 minutes you still can comprehend how that would be possible.
117. If the sound of full auto gun fire makes you feel all warm and fuzzy
118. If you shook the presents under your tree, and one fired a round out of it.
119. If you've spent more money at Midway USA, Brownell's, and Cabela's than the companies are worth.
120. If your will specifies your favorite firearm(s) to be buried with you.
121. If the Glock talk logo is burned into your monitor.
122. If you have had a friend who thought knives were soooo cool and dangerous, then you showed him your AK-47 collection
123. If you wonder why you must renew your CCW license every year, but your marriage license won't expire.
124. If someone asks how many guns you have, and the answer begins with "about" (i.e. "about 50 or so").
125. If you took an ink blot test and your answers were things like "an AR-15 sear", "bolt release from Ruger 10-22", "firing pin from M1911", etc.
126. If you know you carry 45 caliber 230 grain full metal jacketed hydra-shock hollow points from Federal, but don't know the color of your wife's eyes.
127. If you have ever shot a hole in something on accident
128. If that something was your TV during a Bush/Gore debate
129. If you buy Hoppe's solvent in 50 gallon drums because your howitzer "likes" it
130. If the gun show owners let you in free.
131. If you named a dog after a gun.
132. If you name your kids after your guns.
133. If you time yourself each time you fill out one of those yellow forms and you're down to a minute flat.
134. If NICS put your favorite gun dealer on call block.
135. If you're only dating/marrying a girl so you can shoot her gun collection.
136. If the wallpaper on your desktop is firearm related
137. If the wallpaper in a room of your house is firearm related
138. If you have no wallpaper or house, but live in a dug-out underground bunker to keep your guns safe
139. If you find out the girl you are dating/marrying whose FATHER has a huge collection of guns you hope to inherit......SOON
140. If CNN does a report on gun control and shows a table of guns from a gun show, and one of them has your name engraved on the side.
141. If you carry pictures of your guns in your wallet
142. …If you have more pictures of your favorite weapons in your wallet, than your family
143. If you ever heard gun shots outside your house late at night, but fell into a state of sheer panic because you couldn't decide which gun to grab
144. If you have emptied all your tool boxes of tools to fill them with ammo
145. If you cant remember to take your heart medication but you can recall every date when you had a FTF in your Glock
146. If you really spent time deciding if getting a Glock tattoo was really a good idea or not?
147. If when you have no need for search engines...you have every gun website bookmarked
148. If you bought a DVD player just so you could pause the scenes when a pistol was fired when it was locked back and empty.
149. If you give family members gift certificates to the gun range for Christmas...
150. If you get mad when all the good first person shooter video games never feature Glocks as a sidearm

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02-19-2007, 13:55
Part II...

151. If you pray for the day that we never get ray-guns...Cause how can you justify buying that new reloading bench???
152. If the local bar filed a missing persons report and you were turned in by the clerk at the gun counter at Wal-mart.
153. If The first place you went when you got your CCL was to Wal-Mart
154. If your PIN number is your serial number ERU+++
155. If your kids car seat has been on recall for 3 months...but you call Glock daily to find out how much longer it will be until you get your new frame
156. If your favorites in the computer only have one folder, "guns."
157. If your wife has .357 sig brass as earrings
158. If at the Tupperware party you show them your Glock
159. If your gold tooth is made of melted brass
160. If you get arrested for possession of a gram of black powder
161. If your kids have Glock as middle names
162. If your kids bike is on a bipod
163. If you go out with bird watchers with a 3-9 scope
164. If your walkman is made by Peltor
165. If your kids vocabulary consists; ballistics, trajectory, clusters, magnums, parallax
166. If your wife loves to shop at Glockstore, Glockmeister, Topglock etc.
167. If You shower the bride and groom with brass
168. If You double tap when knocking on doors
169. If You get excited when you see the Target store logo
170. If You buy your kids a book each and buy yourself five gun magazines
171. If Your tennis attire has Glock logos
172. If Your Golf bag has a gun compartment
173. If You lubricate your kid's bikes with Hoppe's
174. If Your banana holds 40 rounds
175. If Your car is coated with Tennifer
176. If You light your charcoal with gun powder
177. If Your kids would rather go to a gun show than Kings Dominion or Disney World
178. If You are the only one with a vest without a camera
179. If all you can think about is the next reload you want to try. Example new powder, new bullet, different primer.
180. If you reload from memory and forget the powder charge, and you loaded
1000 rounds which are underpowered for your semi auto and rejoice that
you have a bullet puller!!!
181. If you still say thank you for all that 38 special brass your friends insist on giving you.
182. If you can't wait to trade a handgun off for something different!!
183. If your apartment complex cites -you- as the reason they don't need on-site security.
184. If someone you've never met comes to your door and says, "I was given your name. Can you help me while I get my stuff out of my boyfriend's/husband's apartment?"
185. If the person who gave your name is a local Police Officer.
186. If your local Police Department makes a point of calling you at home to tell you about the sex-offender/felon who just moved into your area.
187. If you've been in a local gun shop and had a sales clerk ask you a question about a firearm, because no one else in the shop knows the answer.
188. If the above occurs so they can make a sale.
189. If one of your local gun shops asks you to come work for them, because you've shown more knowledge than their employees.
190. If the above occurs at a shop you don't normally frequent.
191. If your local Police Department asks you what you think about the new handgun they're thinking about issuing.
192. If you've ever been asked by your local Police Department to bring in one or more of your weapons for them to show off, because they're "Better than this crap we're carrying."
193. If you've ever gotten out of a ticket by offering to take the Officer shooting.
194. If you've ever been pulled over by a Police Officer so she can ask you to take her shooting.
195. If you've ever been pulled over by a local Police Department just so they can ask you a question about one of your weapons, or your ammunition.
196. If you've ever had people fly into the state, or country, just to fire some of your weapons.
197. If you've ever talked about your latest acquisition and heard the words, "How the hell'd you get your hands on that?"
198. If your name has ever been given to a new recruit at your local Police Department along with the words, "Don't bother asking, he's going to have a gun on him somewhere."
199. If your boss has ever given you a box of ammunition as a reward for a 'Job Well Done', and you don't work in a firearms friendly place.
200. If you've ever taken the day off work to go shooting, hunting, to the smith, or to purchase a new handgun, and yet you refuse to call in sick.
201. If your primary requirement for a soft-side briefcase, for work, is how well it can carry one of your preferred sidearms.
202. If when you hear Sheryl Crow singing the last line in "Soak up the sun" (I got my 45 on, so I can rock on) and you immediately think she's talking about a 1911.
203. If you keep trying to figure a way to reload your shot .22's......
204. If you see a "35mm vs. digital" thread and wonder why someone's comparing a canon (no pun intended) to a camera. Also you own $10k worth of photography equipment.
205. If the truck you haul your guns to the range has at least two of the following: air horns, air brakes, 10/00 x 22 tires, a backup alarm, 10 speed road ranger transmission, air ride seat, 300 Cummings turbo charged engine, 100 gallon saddle tanks, twin 6 inch exhaust stacks or 10 tires or more.
206. If the phone number of your FFL is on your cell.
207. If you have at least three people on your cell who you can call if you have a gun related issue or have a major problem at the range.
208. You practice and practice until you can make a smiley face on your target.
209. If your wife will let you "buy that expensive new shotgun" if you'll finish the honey-do list.
210. If you refer to all politicians as zombies.
211. If you convince your new wife to go to Valhalla in CO 'because of the shopping,' but she knows that the whole gun safe is coming with you.
212. If your US Army unit armorer calls YOU and says, "You have too much stuff; we don't have the facilities at this POST to hold it all."
213. If your kid’s guns cost more than their clothes, music collection, and all other possessions combined.
214. If you get pulled over by the cops and they want to know why you carry so many guns concealed... and your explanation makes perfect sense to them.
215. …If you get pulled over by the cops and during the conversation about why you carry so many guns concealed, and the merits of each gun, the ticket you so richly deserve is forgotten about.
216. If your bathroom reading material includes things like Combat Handguns, Guns and Ammo, and the 2006 Midway Catalog.
217. If the guys at your local wholesaler interrupt a gun sale to get you your ammunition.
218. If you find yourself explaining that a Glock is a type of gun and that there are different grip lengths in 1911s, to your mother.
219. If your favorite times of day are 2:23, 3:08, 3:57, 5:56 and 9:19
220. If whenever you see a picture of a babe with a gun you notice the gun first..
.. and you notice if her finger is on the trigger or not.
221. If You think being a "Glockoholic" is a real illness.
222. If your kids prefer Eddie the Eagle to Sponge bob.
223. If you wish the "One Gun A Month" type laws would be changed so it would require everyone to buy at least one gun a month
224. If your kids let you know when a certain caliber is starting to run "low", (below 2000rds).
225. If your kids can ALSO show Dick Cheney, the proper way to carry/use a shotgun in the field.
226. If you have someone in your family with the initials "A.C.P"....
227. ....And you point it out every time you see them.
228. If you have a Toaster that says "ARMALITE" on the side, that you got free from your favorite gun dealer.
229. If you clean your guns just cause you haven’t smiled all day.
230. If you have taken the time to copy all the entries into a single word document...
231. …If you have underlined or bold typed those that fit you.
232. Friends and family members buy you ammunition for gifts for the holidays
233. If your license plate reads: "DBL TAP"
234. If your favorite euphemism for sex is "concealing the weapon”
235. If you and your new father-in-law go to a gun show on your wedding day.
236. If you have Trijicon Night-lights in your bedroom.
237. If you get rid of the microwave to make room for the brass tumbler.
238. If your kid's huggies come in camo battlepacks.
239. If your standard Sunday-afternoon question to guys selling surplus ammo at gun shows is "How much for all of it, so you don't have to lug it home?"
240. If you are on a first-name basis with every major gun shop owner within a 25-mile radius.
241. If you put a Hogue Grip on your car's parking brake.
242. If you have framed targets hanging in your bathroom, hallway, etc. with tight groups that you have shot.
243. If you help a friend move and discover a nearly new Remington 870 12GA HD, he forgot he had.
244. If you give friends and family members ammunition as gifts for the holidays.
245. If you name your daughter Tennifer...
246. …Or your son Gaston.
247. If you skip meals to save money for more ammo
248. If you get excited when you get to the range and find some "rich or stupid" person left their nice shiny brass for you.
249. If while looking in the classifieds for used guns it annoys you that someone can't spell the name of their firearm.
250. If you see the word "lock" anywhere and think if had it had a
"g" in front of it, it would be perfection.
251. If while singing hymns in church you think its way cool when its on page number 308, 223, 9, 45, 10, 40, 260 (you get the idea).
252. If you hear about a robbery at the local quickie mart where the clerk defended themselves with a firearm and you become jealous wishing you had the "privilege".
253. If while watching a movie with relative or friend you quiz each other on what gun just flashed on the screen.
254. If when looking at a new car you bring a tape measure to see what "toys" while fit in which compartments or how much ammo it will hold.
255. If while showering you keep your Glock handy because we all know how durable they are.
256. If in above situation you had the "marine spring cups" installed on your firing pin just in case you take a bath or its a heavy shower.
257. If its 0322 hours you have to work at 1400 but feel its more fun to make up gun nut posts on Glock talk.
258. If you think 1400 is a ways off and wonder just how much sleep you really need till you can get up early...go to the range and then go to work.
259. If the 30/30 interstate sign annoys you because you know that your 308, 7 Mag or 30-06 (however u say it) is ballistically superior.
260. If you can hear an anti gun comment or a completely wrong statement about owning guns, ammunition, hunting, concealed carry, self defense, freedom, and the 2nd Amendment... when said comment was whispered... on the other side of the room.
261. If after hearing that whispered comment, you make a bee line over to engage that person in conversation hoping to educate them. You definitely ARE a gun nut.
262. If you think the Second Amendment got gypped, because it should have been the First Amendment.
263. If you've ever posted you kids target on the internet to brag!
264. If having no other use for it......you buy a heavy duty handcart and use it for transporting massive amounts of ammo you buy at the gun show and return said cart to store the same day you used it or day after you used it to get your money back to buy other gun related toys.
265. If you need a THIRD gun safe to keep all your guns safe.
266. If you need an extra safe need just to keep All your Title 2 weapons......
267. If you actually can Quote Title 2.......
268. If when crossing the border to Canada the cops ask you if you have any firearms and you respond by asking them what they need.
269. If you get pulled over by the cops during a North Hollywood type incident and they ask if they can borrow some guns and ammo.
270. If you keep checking your yard for the "flood of assault weapons" that was predicted by all the politicians on Sept 15th 2004.......
271. If you're disappointed that the flood of assault weapons hasn't showed up in your yard yet.
272. If you know what a .22 eargeshplitin-loudenboomer is.
273. If.....WITHOUT A DOUBT...the next dog you get which is all black (ankle biters need not apply) you plan on naming GLOCK.
274. If you get annoyed every time you see a 1911 that says colt and can identify the REAL brand.
275. If ALL of your magazines are gun related and you have three of the same one for each bathroom in the house.
276. …and can QUOTE word for word the articles!!
277. If your favorite Beatles song is "Happiness is a Warm Gun"
278. If your favorite Aerosmith song is "Jamie's Got a Gun"
279. If you think some anti-gun nuts would be a perfect "William Tell" candidate
280. If You are somebody's gun info contact.
281. If after purchasing a new gun , you tell your friends or spouse..."it followed me home so I kept it”
282. If you leave for the range with an empty case…and return w/a full one to act as cover for a purchase…placing it in the safe acting like all is normal.
283. If you ever put off paying your electric bill in order to pay your NRA dues.
284. If you tell your wife to come over to the gun department in Wal-Mart to find you when she's finished shopping. (Tell me you haven't done that.)
285. …And you bring home another 550 round box ..22
286. If you take a gun to family reunions.
287. If you are given a box of ammunition for a caliber you don't have, but figure hey why not....and buy a gun so you can shoot the aforementioned free ammo.
288. If Glock Talk .com is your home page…or AR15.com or AK-47.com, etc.
289. If your wife telling you she sold one of your guns puts you into a shock induced coma.
290. …If she is now your ex-wife (it’s still “ex” if you’re now a widower. Right?)
291. If you go to a gun shop and find a gun you used to own!!!
292. ...and buy it back because you feel heartbroken to see it there.
293. If when watching a movie you see someone drop a gun and cringe at the sight of it.
294. If your safe is in your den just so you can look at it when watching a movie.
295. If you have almost gotten into fist fights over the internet arguing about whether RCBS, Dillon or Hornady make the best progressive reloaders.
296. If the same argument starts when discussing which is the best auto pistol caliber: 9mm, .40 S&W, 10mm, .357 sig, .45 ACP, .45 GAP.
297. If when taking a trip, you always check to see if they are having a gun show and you check the Yellow Pages to see if there are any gun shops in the area.
298. If you buy gallon Ziploc bags at the grocery store NOT for food but to store magazines in. (to keep them nice n fresh of course)

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02-19-2007, 13:57
Part III...

299. If you ever sold plasma to finance your guns and ammo…
300. If after reading this you hit the yellow pages looking places to sell your plasma
301. …but only donate with your left arm because you shoot with your right…
302. If you have a subscription to more than 4 gun magazines and you can't wait for the mail so you go out and buy the same magazine so you don't have to wait.
303. If you hated the movie “Pirates of the Caribbean” because they didn't have any repeater firearms.
304. If you have ever been thrown out of a movie theater for yelling out that he shot too many shots out of a gun, or a gun couldn't do that.
305. If you find yourself excited that the unofficial "You might be a gun nut if...” list is now at 301 entries!
306. If you offer to email the list to interested parties.
307. If you actually ask for the list.
308. If movie scenes with “semi-auto” muskets drives you nuts.
309. If you know the names of all your local gun dealers children and whether they will eat tonight or not. As in "Bob if I take 300 bucks for that gun, little Darlene will not get to eat tonight".
310. If your local dealer let's you leave a pair of reading classes at the gun shop.
311. If the local Police Dept's Field training officer has you stopped by the new rookies as how to handle traffic stops with CCW holder's cause they know you have a gun on. The third time which results in a nice discussion on how people can have legal machine guns.
312. If when you are getting your fingerprints for another class 3 gun the rookie asks what you need one for? When you explain that this is your third one He asks why 3 you explain by saying "Well you guys have two I figure I need 3" When he says " We don't have any machine guns" you explain by saying "yes, you do have a Colt Commando M16A2 and a Steyr MPI-69 submachine and that 100 bucks says they are in the property room right now". He then asks the Asst. Chief who confirmed they were there. You don't bother to explain that you helped the former chief do the paperwork on both.
313. If you and your friends can have a discussion with Pre, Post, Transferable, Form 3, 4, 5 sprinkled throughout without having to explain anything.
314. If you buy a second Colt 1911 because it's slides matches your frame on your current gun better.
315. If you buy a new coffee table where the top lifts up so you can attach a holster to it. Then wind up buy another gun to go with it.
316. If you buy a half dozen police trade in Ruger Speed Sixes so you can have an emergency gun in all your rooms. Yes including both bathrooms. Yes no kids in the house.
317. If you buy 20,000 rounds of 8mm because ammo just shouldn't be that cheap.
318. If you keep a small local gun shop in business.
319. If you buy out the ammo for a gun that you don't own nor ever seen, because Wal-Mart was having a sale.
320. If a local gun shop owner/gunsmith calls you to help him fix a gun.
321. If you have Smith and Wesson on speed dial, right next to Springfield and Ruger.
322. If you know the number to Glock by heart.
323. If you have ever been asked to test out Ruger's new shotguns.
324. If you ever sold an idea of a new gun to Browning.
325. If your wife tells you that you left a magazine in her car and you ask her if it is the paper/picture/word kind or the holds bullets/goes in a gun kind.
326. If you drive to the nearest newsstand in a panic to get the latest gun mag because you have "to go #2" real bad.
327. If you have a pile of scopes on your workbench right now because you can't figure out which one will look/work best on the project rifle lying on the other end of your workbench.
328. If you keep buying parts for the next rifle project even though this one is dragging on so long.
329. If you go to the gun shop to pick up an AR lower receiver but end up buying another scope.
330. If two of your co-workers call you over because they are having a gun related argument and want you to settle it.
331. If two of your co-workers are having the 9mm vs. 45 ACP debate and one of them don't want to call you over because they already know what you are going to say.
332. If you use a catalog in the gun shop to prove to the new counter guy that the p/n for Hornady XTP/HP .45 ACP bullets is the same as the p/n for .45 GAP bullets because they are the same and not different calibers like he insist they are, and then go on to show him that the RCBS 3 die TC pistol die set is the same for both rounds (He tried to tell us that a .45 GAP was actually .32xxx in diameter but because the ballistics were so similar to ACP they "just called it a .45")
333. If you keep thinking about personal experiences and typing them up as "you might be a gun nut" lines.
334. If you know what the difference in an A-1, A-2, and "other" birdcages are and describe each in detail.
335. If while watching the movie US Marshals you stand up and cheer when Tommy Lee Jones states "Ya need to get rid of that nickel plated sissy pistol and get yourself a GLOCK!!"
336. If you dream of some glorious day of owning the entire GLOCK family.
337. If you plan to use at least 3 of the ideas mentioned in the "You Might Be a Gun Nut" thread.
338. If your Wallet is camo and made by Remington.
339. If you also bought a Remington leash and collar (Also camo) for your German Shepherd because your main deer rifle happens to be a Remington.
340. If you spend the last 45 minutes reading this forum and went "Yep I can see that!" or "What’s wrong with that?"
341. If you ever tried to get your Dog a holster for his Remington collar.
342. ... if you couldn’t find one so you modified one of yours to fit.
343. If you bought a Remington electric shaver because it was the only brand name you recognized-.
344. …And after you got it home you tried to figure out where the bullets go.
345. If FBI agents have ever asked you to settle an argument about how to do a TRB (Tap Rack Bang).
346. If the owner of your local gun shop has ever asked you to be a godfather to one of his children.
347. If the emergency kit in your car contains flashlight, Jumper cables, extra ammo, etc.
348. If you hide guns at a buddies house during a divorce.
349. If You only buy your kids BELT FED MACHINE GUN TOYS for their G.I. Joe's
350. If your kids prefer their real guns (they wish they were belt fed!) to the ones their GI Joes have.
351. If you buy HI cap mags for a gun you don't have yet
352. If you use Hoppes #9 as air freshener.
353. If you have ever bought out two different stores supplies of one caliber so that you could have one decent range session.
354. If Gaston Glock is on your Christmas card list.
355. If you’re on Gaston’s Christmas card list!
356. If Gaston calls you at home asking for the specs on that slim line, full size 9mm, .40 &.45 you have always wanted
357. If Gaston asked you on your opinion on his new gun line…
358. …And when you disapproved he didn't make it.
359. If you think the words to a night before Christmas are: On Steyr on Glock on Browning and Ruger, On Colt on Sig on Smith and Wesson…
360. If you have ever pictured Santa’s elves reloading ammo. (If you didn't before I bet you just did)
361. If your child’s second word was "GUN" (first word was daddy). Boy! Was Mommy pissed.
362. If your son drives you absolutely crazy running around the house singing the Eddie the Eagle song "Stop, don't touch, run away, tell an adult"
363. If your son tattles on you that you left a disassembled 1911 on your work bench to go eat dinner since it was left unlocked and he could have gotten to it-unassembled is the key here.
364. If your son shows YOU how to field strip, clean and reassemble your 1911, blindfolded!!!
365. If you request the last digits of your phone number to be your favorite caliber......9999, 4040, 4545, etc.....
366. If you pause to see why your boot/shoe feels odd while walking and instead of a rock you find a 22RF case (or similar)stuck in the tread.
367. …and you KEEP the brass!! …If you get enough this way that they can be recycled and $$ used to buy new ammo/components.
368. If Olin calls you when they get low on recyclable brass...
369. If you have snuck so many new guns into the house that your wife all but strip searches you when you come back from the gun shop or gun show.
370. If the local bomb squad detonates an old possibly live piece of ordnance that they have no idea what it was and you can identify it even in its destructed state.
371. If your pickup truck has a rifle rack in the back window AND the front window!
372. If you purchased over 100 firearms before you got married, just in case your new wife didn't like guns.
373. If you are trying to help a buddy buy a new rifle an while browsing looking at some pistols, see a 'lady smith' and reveal/inform your bud: "Lady Smith's would be a lot better if they didn’t have that Lady Smith crap on the side, who wants to carry a gun that say's lady if your not a lady."
374. If you look at a “Look what I found” thread on Glock Talk and immediately try to find one yourself-for the same low price.
375. …And are depressed that you can’t find one.
376. If you've ever seen a good deal on a firearm and bought 2 just in case one of your buddies needs one.
377. If you find yourself using trigger and muzzle control on arcade games with plastic guns.
378. If you have bottles made out of Lexan so it takes more ammo to break.
379. If you have targetz.com saved as your second favorite and G.T. is your first.
380. If you watch cops to see shoot outs.
381. If the gang bangers are afraid of you going through their turf.
382. If you had to buy a gun from your favorite dealer just because some pansy demanded to return it because it didn't work. Then proceeded to shoot the dickens out of the gun that didn't work.
383. If you agree with the following scale:
1-5 guns: Starter
6-10: You like guns
11-15: You've got some guns
16-20: You've got quite a few guns
21-30: Gun nut
31-40: Obsessed
41-50: Arsenal
51-75: One to be taken seriously
76-99: Insane
100+: Small nation category
384. …To qualify for Arsenal status you must also have at least three black rifles, minimum of an AR type, an AK, and a .308 like a FAL/M-1A/G-3.
385. If, while going to Wally World...you put back the comforter you were going to buy because you wander through the sporting good section and find Federal Premium Ammo for 7 and 9 bucks a box. And take every box that’s on the shelf.
386. If you made a special trip to your local Wal-Mart to see if they were running the same sale after reading this…And are upset that they weren’t.
387. If you find another use for your kids Crayons-inletting the logo on your Glocks.
388. If you look at the picture of someone’s rail light and think "I have got to get one of those for Home Defense...
389. If in the morning you think "Now today, I am carrying the G-23, what can I wear that will look good with that?" …
390. …OR "Does my G-23 or my Kimber compact go better with this suit?"
391. If every time you see CSI, where Captain Brass clears a house, until he finds a body then he stops clearing the house makes you scream “NOOOOO!”
392. If you ever looked a specific gun in your collection, had a moment on weakness and thought about selling it, only to change your mind when you realized how many accessories for it you had.
393. You want one of the new Swiss Mini Guns, only because it makes the ATF nervous!!!

394. If you and you best friend on a Saturday travel around to all the Wal-Marts in your state and the state next to you buying up all the clearance Federal Premium , Winchester, and Remington ammo.
395. If when going back to college for the new term you buy more Glock magazines before textbooks
396. If when splitting a storage locker with fellow college gun nuts, there’s no discussion as to the 4-digit password (hint: starts with 19, and ends in two ones)
397. If you spend an hour detail cleaning your Glock, but haven't washed or waxed your car in a year.
398. If when taking ballroom dance classes, you wonder "will this move print my gun or allow my partner to feel/see it?"
399. If you’ve ever tried to "convert" an anti and succeeded …by taking them shooting.
400. If you've competed in IPSC/IDPA/USPSA and wished they would have a Zombie stage.
401. If you've ever bought a Hi-point, Lorcin, Jennings, etc. just so you could take it to an IPSC comp and piss off the gun-snobs.
402. …And outshoot the gun-snobs with it.
403. If your kids can shoot the Mozambique drill before they learn where Mozambique IS in geography class.
404. If you see the post above, and are now disappointed that you haven't learned the Mozambique drill yet.
405. If after reading about the Mozambique drill you spend 150 rounds trying to become proficient with it.
406. If you are pleased that you picked up the Mozambique drill quickly after you found out what it was.
407. If you mention getting porn mag at Wal-Mart and your friends ask "Guns & Ammo or Shotgun News?"
408. If you can't drag your butt out of bed at 8 or 10 during the week, but on Saturday morning you're up and on GLOCKTALK before 6:30.
409. If a family member buys you a bottle of Hoppes #9 as a gift, and you use it as cologne.
410. If you know you picked the right college after you find out they have a school sponsored gun club.
411. If you've ever decided to go clean the Gun Club's guns with a bunch of the RO's instead of going out on a Saturday night.
412. ...same as above but with reloading ammo instead of cleaning guns.
413. If you have 3 children, whose first initials of each name are "N.R.A".
414. If your daughter gets a scholarship to a college on the rifle (or shotgun) team.

Navy HMC
02-19-2007, 13:59
Part IV...

415. If your son and/or daughter is competing in a college gun match, and you are the only one in the stand with a pair of binoculars so huge, people swear they look like 2 telescopes bolted together.
416. If you clean out your truck and find 150 rounds of forgotten ammunition you bought 4 months ago because it was on sale.
417. If your friends don't call shotgun when riding in your car, they call assault rifle
418. …and you expect them to carry one,
419. When transporting guns to the range for your gun club's first "big shoot" of the year, you discover that you can fit 17 cased long guns in your car.
420. If you are disappointed that your staple gun doesn’t have a decocker.
421. If when the judge asks you why you put 35 rounds into the perp you reply "because that’s all I had on me"
422. If you've done meat-pack tests for any ammo.
423. If you've ever gone "furry-popping" (aka ranch pest control) from your car.
424. If you measure distance by yards and comment on whether or not you could make the shot.
425. ...Then you take out your laser range finder, because you HAVE TO KNOW the exact distance.
426. Homecoming weekend you don't partake of the partying going on Saturday night because you're RO'ing a shoot the next morning.
427. If you buy the last box of 9mm because it looked "lonely".
428. If you've put a gun on layaway just because the store wouldn't do a background check in the middle of the night/federal holiday just so they wouldn't sell it out from under you.
429. If you've used full cans of Shasta Root Beer as clays.
430. If you have shot down a tree with repeated .308 fire
431. If you’re willing to move 2 hours away from everything so you can shoot in your backyard
432. If you have the corners of more than 10 pages turned down in the MidwayUSA catalog.
433. ...and 10 pages "book marked" on your computer
434. If you're wearing the same flannel shirt as the guy on front of the reloading catalogue.
435. If you've ever barked 'Schnell!' or 'Achtung!' while plinking with a Ruger Mk. I.
436. If your grandmother comes up from Georgia to see your brother and your football games and you invite her to come out to the range and meet your rangemaster and see your second "residence hall".
437. If you start buying clothing for cooler weather and your parents ask, "This will work for the range and everything, right?"
438. If you find out that the reason that your mother never shot a gun because she was afraid of recoil so you offer to bring her to the range one weekend so she can see that there's nothing to be scared of.
439. If you were the first person in your household to get a FOID card.
440. If the seat in your car has a permanent imprint from your carry weapon
441. If you realize today's date is 10/22, and post a GT thread reminding everybody!
442. If you realize the time is 9:45 and post that too!
443. If you took your 10/22 out to shoot on 10/22 to celebrate 10/22!
444. If you get slammed on Glock Talk because you didn’t have 22 – 10 round magazines for your 10/22 shoot
445. If one of your gun nut buddies makes a custom ring-tone of you shooting Mozambique and sets it you play when you call him.
446. If you call him while he's in the bank just to mess with him
447. If there are more guns in your FEMA trailer then people.
448. If your house/arsenal is included in other peoples SHTF plans.
449. If you loved the arsenal in "Tremors"...
450. If you yawned at the Arsenal in "Tremors" because yours was better!
451. If you own a rifle identical to the one used in Tremors
452. …Just so you will be prepared if they ever attack
453. If you've ever been sitting around somewhere talking guns with one of your buddies and no less than 3 of your friends come up and say, "You really remind of that dude from Tremors," or, "You know, in 5 years, I can see you as the dude from Tremors."
454. …If you and your buddy both took it as a compliment.
455. You know what "tourist season" is, but you REALLY WANT it to be POLITICIAN SEASON. (With no limits!!!)
456. If the sound of full auto fire makes you feel warm inside.
457. ....and also when you smell the fresh smell of gunpowder
458. ...And you KNOW what weapon/caliber fired it!!!
459. If your wife asks you what you want for Christmas that's NOT gun related.
460. …And then shakes her head when you reply "What's that"
461. If your wife gets you an early present, wraps it and gets mad when you pick it up and ask "Glock 26?"
462. If you love receiving gifts that require ammo!!!!
463. If your mother has run out of gift ideas for you and asks if you'd like a gift card or the like for ammo for your .45
464. If you go online and buy a gun safe big enough to have room for extra guns. Then when you get the safe delivered, you realized that you have already outgrown it.
465. . ..One week later.
466. If instead of asking what you want for a gift, they give you gift cards to Gander Mountain.
467. If you tell your mom that "I just bought another" and she asks "what caliber?"
468. If your best range buddy moves out of the area and you wonder "how many DIDN'T I get to try?"
469. If you are asked why you carry a .45, and you respond: Because they don't make a good .50!
470. If you get excited about finding out they do make a 1911 in .50
471. …If you begin thinking about how you can get your hands on the newly discovered .50.
472. …If the $2800 price tag does not deter your desire to get one,
473. If you have more than 3 weapons your wife/better half, does NOT know about!!!!!
474. If your step father gives you an old .22 pistol and though it's really not worth a whole lot you are still excited and can't wait to shoot it.
475. If you have NEVER seen your whole collection at once and constantly keep finding guns you don't remember ever seeing before.
476. …Or you have SEEN your whole collection at once and constantly keep finding guns you do remember seeing before!!!
477. If you're with friends at a restaurant having a nice meal when a local "Anti" comes up to ask to sign a petition and begins to try to educate your friends about why guns are bad, takes one look at you and says "never mind".
478. If you see a shotgun with a modified barrel that looks like a blunderbuss and you immediately think of “uses” for it.
479. If 9 out of 10 of your Christmas presents are 'wrapped' in Cosmoline and the tenth is more Cosmoline...
480. IF you get mail from a local gun store announcing their new location and special guests. The invitation is marked "limited" invitation and requests an rsvp
481. If your wife refers to your gun collection as HER retirement fund.
482. If you have more than 5 firearms on layaway...at the same time.
483. If your pants don't fit right without your IWB on.
484. …If you feel naked without it
485. …If you have to explain what an IWB is.
486. If you read about the soda machine gun safe, and now you want one!!
487. …If you already have a soda machine gun safe!
488. If you do the chicken dance by your mailbox when your CCW arrives.
489. If you feel naked when a firearm is not within arms reach.
490. If your idea of Christmas decorations includes a quad-mount .50 in the front yard.
491. …Why a quad-.50? 'Cause you couldn't find a 40mm Bofors that you could borrow!
492. If you can explain to your wife what a Quad-50 and a Bofors is.
493. If you immediately research Bofors after hearing it shoots.
494. If you want a Bofors for Christmas after you find out what it is.
495. If you have a Christmas list that's all guns and ammo.
496. If you and the people you know have kept a "You Might Be a gun nut" Thread going for over 4 years.
497. If you know what "primer foot" is.
498. If you talk to a friend around this time of year (Christmas time) and they ask what you are doing you reply "a little trimming." They think you mean the Christmas tree BUT your gun nut buddy would reply “OH? What caliber?”
499. If your niece found the online Oleg Volk picture of the little girl with a pink AR-15 and asks you for one for Christmas
500. …If she asks you because she knows you’re her gun totin’ uncle.
501. If you give your buddy 3 high cap mags for Christmas and he gives you a box of Winchester Silvertips for one of your carry guns.
502. If you convert your TV stand into a cleaning bench. Who needs TV anyway?
503. If they don't make a gun safe for the exact amount of guns you have so you buy the next one up thinking "I can fill that up eventually".
504. If you think that just about 130 more threads and you can make a "gun-nut-a-day" calendar for the next 2 years.
505. If when you go to the range everybody asks "can I try it"
506. If you read every post on this topic and get all warm and fuzzy that there's a lot of people out there just like me.
507. If you see a hole in your target that ain't yours and wish it was.
508. If you can't decide which gun to hunt with, so you bring 3 because 5 might be overkill
509. If you are worried that "if I'm armed this well, other people can be too" and later try to think of a way to help arm the LEO's better.
510. If your wife/girlfriend automatically holds your non-dominant hand while shopping at the mall, so you can get to your gun faster.
511. If you've ever had someone say "D%#N" after showing them your ammunition stash.
512. If you’ve ever had someone Holy Sh&% after seeing your gun collection.
513. ...And it’s the curator of a gun museum!
514. If your watch and ring are NOT the most expensive metal objects in your possession.
515. If you've ever rewound the movie "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" to watch the Glock 18 action again, and not to watch Angelina Jolie's figure.
516. If you can name every single gun in Mr. and Ms. Smith at first glance, and still enjoy Angelina Jolie
517. If you've ever made a comment during a movie's firefight like, "well, that gun is only an 8+1 , so you know this is totally fake."
518. If someone uses the word "bug" you immediately start looking at everybody's ankles.
519. If all of your favorite stores are "Surefire-authorized Dealers."
520. If you carry more rounds of ammunition than there are days in the month.
521. If you don't like nachos, but you've had them once at Wal-Mart anyways, "for tradition's sake."
522. If you can't wait for a SHTF occasion, and double dog dare any zombies to come to your house
523. If you get physically ill when you read the letters ATF
524. If you have ever kissed or hugged your gun
525. If you have pictures of your cats with your guns
526. If you really want to/have take[n] pictures of your dogs next to your guns
527. If you cringe when you see a character in a movie point a Glock and hear the sound of a revolver hammer cocking on the soundtrack.
528. If you feel the intense need to show off your arsenal at every possible moment
529. If you have a special online photo album just for your favorite gun pics
530. If when your wife asks what you are doing online you show here the “Gun Nut” thread and she chuckles because she knows its true now, or will be soon
531. If when you come home with a new gun wife asks "so how much is the next one gonna cost".
532. If when an anti-gunner tries to get you on their side by saying "guns kill people" you reply "I hope so, that's after what I paid, it better"
533. If when cleaning your guns after the range you think "that's it?"
534. If you spend endless hours researching how to make you gun "just a little better"
535. If someone says something about being scared that your GLOCK has no manual safety, and you take 10 minutes t explain exactly how the GLOCK Safe Action System works.
536. …At your family's Christmas dinner!
537. If you wonder how various substances, liquids, vegetables would react when fired with all of your cartridges, singly or simultaneously
538. If when watching shoot-em-up movies you get irritated at the amount of ammunition that can't possibly be flying and look at your own ammunition stash to see if you could show what it would actually take to do it
539. If a friend gets locked out of their house and ask if you have a key, you bring a .44mag.
540. If when your local range is shut down for "Law Enforcement Officer Training" they let you in to show what they could come up against, "however unlikely"
541. If when watching television shows where guns are intentionally damaged to prove a point you want to give it a proper burial.
542. If you buy a new gun planning to sell an old one to pay for it, but "never get that far"
543. If you're not quite sure why the cadence "this is my weapon, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun" is so funny – until you get to boot camp.
544. If you try to involve guns in everything you do, such as fixing things, cooking, etc.
545. If it doesn't matter why anti-gunners don't understand because you're right anyways.
546. If when you make a large ammo purchase of 1000 rnds or more, you get to your car and think, maybe just a few more boxes.
547. If you've ever brought in a bare AR-15 receiver and the engineering drawing for said receiver into class for an. example of the forging process (Design for manufacturing)
548. If you were one of 3 people in said class to ID the receiver as soon as the prof walked into the room.
549. If you've ever asked the Prof if the field trip for the class was going to be to the Colt factory.
550. If you've ever tried to use guns as a way to sidetrack the Prof for 10 minutes or so.
551. If read the entire thread in one sitting, with a loaded AK-47 at your side.
552. If a trip through Cabellas used rifle section turned into a disertation on WW2 rifles for your travel buddy.
553. If you have ever ruined a good dinner conversation when the word gun was mentioned, and you took it way too far.
554. If you've ever gotten part time work at the local gun-shop because you spend so much time there.
555. If you have wanted to shoot a watermelon with a 4bore.
556. If you ever wondered how you could get a hold of an XM109 and just how much ammo would cost.
557. If you had to tell a LEO claiming to own Class 3 equipment that everything he just claimed to posses did not qualify.
558. If you spend over 2 hours with a friend talking about just how fast the Ruger .204 moves.
559. If you wish you could mount a 30mm Avenger cannon to your Volvo.
560. If you have consider selling your car for gun money.
561. If you had to choose between a wife and your guns.
562. …And decided she never really stood a chance.
563. If you have ever thought out what it would take to mount a machine gun to your car.
564. If your friends just assume that you have gotten one of the first conceal carry permits in the state
565. …If your friends are right!

Navy HMC
02-19-2007, 14:01
The final part (part V)

566. If your wife looks at you and asks "okay, where did you conceal your gun today?"
567. …And you enjoy letting her "find it”.
568. If while rummaging around your ammo, you find 50 rounds for caliber of gun you no longer have or ever had and immediately start planning to find one.
569. If you clean up your room for the first time in a year and find SKS 30 round mags, a 75 round AK drum, boxes of various ammo, long lost holsters, and your silhouette target that you used to qualify at your CCW class.
570. If you own a copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide (Complete Protection From The Living Dead)."
571. …If you critiqued the weapon recommendations in the above book.
572. if when someone says they read a magazine you wonder for what, and what capacity and why they were reading it
573. If you plan on spending a large portion of your tax refund on ammunition, and reloading equipment, and a safe.
574. If you keep a gun mounted to the underside of your toilet tank cover just in case you need something to do while leaving a big one.
575. If you correct people on gun message boards when they say "clip" instead of "Magazine".
576. If your one of the people that helps to put on the ROTC shoots at you're school
. . . and you're not ROTC.
577. If you get banned from helping at ROTC shoots because you outshoot all the competitors.
578. If every time you hear a car back fire, you try to guess what caliber it could be.
579. If you hear on TV one person ask another, "Are you packing?" You quickly look up to see if you can get a glimpse of their carry rig, but, sadly, you see a suitcase on the screen and they were talking about packing for a trip.
580. If the new nurses on your unit approach and tell you about the "citizen" in the trauma bay that shot his *ahem* nether regions, and you turn it into a discussion about "appendix vs. SOB" carry and "Mexican vs. holstered" and conclude the discussion with the importance of the "4 rules".
581. If you think there is just something satisfying about the sound of a pump shotgun being racked-as long as you're not on the wrong side of the barrel.
582. If you have ever said “a bad day shooting beats a good day working every time”.
583. If you have ever gone over to a buddies house to help him clean guns, but your real reason is because he has a few that you want drool over.
584. If you collected cartridges instead of baseball cards (or both) as a kid.
585. ...If your friend’s fathers would come to your house just to see your cartridge collection.
586. If you can't wait for your kid to get older so you can buy "him" a new gun.
587. If you spend more time selecting ammo than you do grocery shopping.
588. If your tax refund just came back and your wife says "only one this time".
589. If you practice shooting with both hands, just in case you come across a really nice lefty (or righty for about 12% of the population).
590. If you buy a gun you didn't really plan on just because "I like the way it fits my hand".
591. If a 9mm vs. .40 argument has ever gone to a .44mag vs. .500mag argument.
592. If you ever ran short on cash and had to decide between ammo and food, and you figure you'd rather be hungry in a gunfight than full and full of holes.
593. If you've ever had a girlfriend say "It’s me or the guns" and reward the guns with a good cleaning and fresh ammo.
594. If you have to bite your tongue when someone asks for a "paper clip" so you don't end up saying "no it's a magazine"
595. If you memorized all the reciprocity agreements between all the states.
596. If you know the "no-carry zones" of states you've never been to.
597. If you know which permits will get you the most states.
598. If you plan your vacations around states where your permit isn't honored.
599. If you don't plan a vacation without mentioning it here and setting aside range time with a fellow member.
600. If you stop your English teacher in the middle of a true crime novel to explain and illustrate to the class on the chalkboard the true meaning of point blank range.
601. If everyday you wear $1000 worth of SD gear versus your $30 outfit.
602. If it takes 4 minutes to load up when you put your pants on.
603. If you don't have any actual real friends because all your socializing is done on GT.
604. If words like "tacticool", "mall ninja", "asshat", "sheeple", and "soccer mom" are used in everyday language.
605. If when someone refers to "bling, bling" you picture a nickel plated 1911 in 38 Super.
606. If when you see someone at Walmart getting nachos you think, "Hmm, must be a newbie popping his cherry."
607. If you are still in search for that elusive good deal on a NIB Glock 7.
608. If you know that FBI cant IS NOT about something the FBI is unable to do.
609. If you know that a 25 cent trigger job IS NOT a hit man that works super cheap.
610. You do a Google search on a gun topic and the Google hits are your own posts on Glocktalk.
611. If you know the difference between .223 and 5.56.
612. If you know the difference between M193 and M855.
613. If you know what M193,M885,M882,MK262,and MK262 MOD 1 are.
614. If you take your brother to a range, then get a call from your mom the next day and the first thing she says is, "I'm blaming you!"
615. If you know the difference between .223 and 5.56
616. If you know the difference between M193 and M855
617. If you know what M193,M855,M882,MK262,and MK262 MOD 1 are.
618. If everyone in your house is assigned a gun (or guns) to carry to safety in case of a fire.
619. …When you run a family fire drill, you count the weapons first, then the family members!!!
620. …you know which family members are missing based on what weapons are not there As in: Oh god where is M-1 carbine (wife).
621. If during a tornado warning you grab your AR15 and a couple of mags before heading for the basement in case there is wide spread damage and anarchy ensues.
622. If you keep a SHTF stash in the basement.
623. …You keep a SHTF stash in the basement, in your car, and at several "Bug Out" locations.
624. If you have spare ammo for your "spare" ammo
625. If you own over 50 Gun Reference books INCLUDING Jane's and have every edition of "Small Arms Of The World".
626. …and the local Law Enforcement has asked you to research something for them!
627. If the TSA stops you because your clothes are so saturated with Gunpowder residue that the sniffer picks it up.
628. If you bought the book Secrets of the Ninja and almost killed your classmates.
629. If you engrave the bottom of your CCW magazines with the days of the week and rotate them appropriately.
630. If you go and test drive the all new Tundra when you own a 2006 Tundra and the most amazing upgrade to you is the spot in the center console that is the perfect width and height for a Glock 17 and that fact alone is enough to justify $40k for a pickup truck.
631. If your gun collection costs more then your house.
632. If your ammo supply costs more then your house.
633. If you spend a month (or more) to find the "right holster" for your new pistol.
634. If you spend more on holsters every month than your rent.
635. If you hear the word "Rack" and start making plans to have at least one gun rack in every room of the house.
636. if when you talk about your guns, you call them by name, and people think you're talking about your wife or girlfriend.(guilty)
637. If when your magazine runs dry at the range, rather than swap mags, you swap guns.
638. If you spend most of your free time plotting on improving guns you have.
639. If you spend some of the remaining free time plotting on improving guns you'd like to have.
640. If when Mythbusters destroy guns you cringe(e.g. banana peel shotgun, 9mm into .38chamber).
641. If when you see a gun hanging on a wall mount you ask if the owner if they've ever shot it.
642. If when someone sees you have a gun on a wall mount they say "its loaded isn't it?"
643. If when police ask if you have anything in the vehicle they should know about, well, you know the rest.
644. If when watching “COPS”, your friends hear "need backup" and wait for you to enter the picture.
645. If you're on a first name basis with someone at least one gun manufacturer.
646. If you're on a first name basis with the manager, or at least dealer at a local gun shop (required, IMHO).
647. If when you think "why are gas prices going up and gun prices going down?" you instantly slap yourself in the head and say, boy I am glad gun prices are coming down, now if ammo would do the same..
648. If when you see a holstered 1911 you can't help but undress it with your eyes.
649. If you turn down "free beer, or, in a worst case scenario, sex" because the range closes in an hour, and you have a new gun to play with.
650. If a friend sends you the short video of the kid with multiple weapons concealed on him and asks if you supplied the arsenal that they used.
651. …If you see the video and think: Is that an 870 or are you happy to see me?
652. If you friends (or kids) look at that video and say "couldn’t be your stuff, you don't own 3 cheap Davis .25's, derringers, or a Cobray M11. But wonder if you loaned them the 870 and .357 magnum revolver for the video?"
653. …if you have tried, and succeeded in concealing more firearms on your person than that kid in the video, but still give him points ‘cause he’s just a young’un...
654. If you take out more of your own weapons and conceal all of them better than the kid in the video...
655. If you watch the episode of “Myth Busters” where they fire the guns underwater and want to throw up or cry when you see the double barrel shotgun that exploded in half.
656. If you quit smoking to get that pistol/holster/ammo you want, cause
now it's free. Then start back next day.

And finally: You might NOT be a gun nut if you THINK you have too many guns.......

Glockdude1
02-19-2007, 14:29
.......You still enjoy this thread ater 4 years!!!!!

Navy my friend, keep up the good work!!!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Glockdude1
02-23-2007, 20:22
........This is your "spare mag carrier" for CCW......
http://www.andrewsleather.com/stroud.jpg

:thumbsup:

sario528
02-23-2007, 21:21
If someone says that they have too many guns, and you try to have them declared a "bad parent", so you can "adopt" their guns.

Navy HMC
02-24-2007, 19:33
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

Sario...we will be serving you the papers Monday morning!!!:supergrin: :supergrin: :supergrin:

HollowPoint .45
02-24-2007, 21:33
Someone breaks into your house and you get shot standing infront of your safe trying to decide which one.

Kevinr20
02-24-2007, 22:51
Originally posted by HollowPoint .45
Someone breaks into your house and you get shot standing infront of your safe trying to decide which one.

Haha that gave me a great mental picture.

WorrGlock
02-25-2007, 05:42
Originally posted by HollowPoint .45
Someone breaks into your house and you get shot standing infront of your safe trying to decide which one.




Iny, miny, miney, :rofl:

WorrGlock
02-25-2007, 05:43
If you have ever purchased a gun simply because you liked how it looked in a movie!





:animlol:

Navy HMC
02-25-2007, 22:47
:whistling:

A-hem...guilty as charged.:supergrin:

sario528
03-02-2007, 11:52
Originally posted by Navy HMC
:whistling:

A-hem...guilty as charged.:supergrin:

Sentence: 50 lashes with a wet noodle. NEXT!:supergrin:

Navy HMC
03-03-2007, 03:16
If you make plans more than a year in advance so you will be able to attend all the gun shows within a 200 mile radius.

If your route to and from said gun shows includes a detour to a local range to test out any possible new toys.

If the weapon checkers at the door almost always ask "What is that?" and "Where did you get one of those?"

Glockdude1
03-03-2007, 08:31
Originally posted by Navy HMC
If the weapon checkers at the door almost always ask "What is that?" and "Where did you get one of those?"

.......And, "How much you want for it?"

:supergrin:

Navy HMC
03-03-2007, 11:33
If you call home while at a gun show-just as you're leaving to see if she needs anything on your way home and the VERY first words out of her mouth - even before "Hi" are "I don't care what it is, how cool it is or how much of a bargain it is, you can't get it"

(happened about 20 minutes ago)