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01-26-2003, 19:30
Subj: Ed Zachary
>A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a
>date or any sex in quite some time.
>She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she
>decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
>Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex
>therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the
>examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose."
>The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery,
>reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she
>was instructed.
>Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
>So she did..
>Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad.
>You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not
> haf sex or dates."
>Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is
> Ed Zachary Disease?"
>Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when
>your face look Ed Zachary like your butt.