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01-27-2003, 09:28
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you
keep wittle wabbits?"

The shopkeeper gets down on his knees (so that he's on
her level), and asks: "Do you want a wittle white
wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one
wike that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans
forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my
pyfon weally gives a thit."