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01-18-2011, 23:08
Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to
be a need for a STC (Senior's Texting Code).

If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can
understand your texts:

ATD: At The Doctor'
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)


01-19-2011, 07:57
I understand way too many of these . . . . . . . . .

01-19-2011, 23:25
I understand way too many of these . . . . . . . . .


Pup :whistling:


01-20-2011, 01:30
I resemble these remarks!

:animlol: :animlol:

01-20-2011, 20:25
Sadly I am familiar with far too many of those.