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Mrs Glockrunner
01-20-2011, 08:36
Pierre and Boudreaux was flying Cajun Airlines
to da Mardi Gras. Boudreaux was flying da
plane, and Pierre was in da back foolin' wit da
cargo equipment an' stuff. Da plane hit some
turbulence an started bouncin' around an'
Boudreaux got knock unconscious.

Den da plane start driftin'.

Pierre come run up to da front an Boudreaux
was sprawl out all over da steerin' wheel.
Well, Pierre don't know nuttin' bout flyin' an he
start to get panicky. He grab da microphone
and holla "MayDay! MayDay! Dis is Cajun
Air Line 90210. Boudreaux, him knock
unconscious an I don know nuttin' about flyin'
dis plane!"

"Dis is da control tower," someone answer.
"Don' you worry about nuttin'. We gonna 'splain
how you to land dis plane, step by step, ah
gar-own-tee! Jus leave anyt'ing ta us. Fus',
how high you are, an whas you position?"

Pierre thought a minute, den say, "I'm five
foot ten an' I'm all da way to da front of da

"No! No!" answer da tower. "What you
altitude, an' where you location?"

Pierre say, "Man, rat now ah got a po'
attitude, an' ah'm from Thibodeaux,

"No! No! No!" came an exasperated voice.
"Ah needs to know how many feet you got off
da groun' an how you' plane in relation to da

Pierre, he start to panic by dis time. He say,
"Countin' Boudreaux's feets an mine
togedder, we got fo' feet off da groun' an I
don' believe dis plane related to you airport!"

A long pause -- de silence was deafanin'!
"We needs to know who you' next of kin..."

01-20-2011, 20:21