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Quack
01-23-2011, 14:38
Review of the Guncrafter Model 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpe1Sz1_D_g

jake75
01-23-2011, 14:48
Towards the end of that ridiculous video, it looks like he's shooting himself in the haed and what's up with the karate hand movement before holstering the weapon?

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 14:50
That's amazing. I want to be urban tacticool intelligent. I feel inspired to start wearing UA tanks 2 sizes too small and digital camo Zubaz. I particularly like how he holds the post shooting pose just long enough to show off the rippling triceps and the quick turn, look, and oblique twist reholster maneuver. Very range tacticool.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 14:54
Wow. Great gun. And I never even knew that George Michael had a brother that was into guns. :rofl:

smith10
01-23-2011, 14:56
Be carefull!!!!

he is a TACTICAL fitness instructor!!!!!!!


Cause there is no fitness, like tactical fitness.


Gotta say I really like the gun though. I would want a 45ACP barrel for it too though.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 14:59
Gotta say I really like the gun though. I would want a 45ACP barrel for it too though.
I have the GC No Name Commander in .45ACP and it's a GREAT gun. :thumbsup: Mine's not bobtailed, but I had the butt rounded.

http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac341/OU1911/HCCommander_007.jpg



http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac341/OU1911/Newguns001.jpg

smith10
01-23-2011, 15:04
I have the GC No Name Commander in .45ACP and it's a GREAT gun. :thumbsup: Mine's not bobtailed, but I had the butt rounded.

http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac341/OU1911/HCCommander_007.jpg



http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac341/OU1911/Newguns001.jpg

That is the way i would want mine also. Especially with the 50GI mags, the bobtail doesn't make sense.

Have you been pleased with your NN commander?

JoshuaC
01-23-2011, 15:05
Somebody just learned how to use Windows Movie Maker.

smith10
01-23-2011, 15:07
Somebody just learned how to use Windows TACTICAL Movie Maker.

Fixed it for ya.:supergrin:

JoshuaC
01-23-2011, 15:08
:rofl:

okie
01-23-2011, 15:11
I wouldn't be able to CCW that in Oklahoma:crying:

MD357
01-23-2011, 15:12
It's like Dog the Bounty Hunter meets Jersey Shore. He was trying to flex so hard when he was shooting I thought his arms were gonna snap.

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 15:16
It's like Dog the Bounty Hunter meets Jersey Shore. He was trying to flex so hard when he was shooting I thought his arms were gonna snap.

:animlol:

Nickpisp
01-23-2011, 15:17
I wouldn't be able to CCW that in Oklahoma:crying:

It's ok, apparently I haven't done enough roids to carry one anyway.:rofl:

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 15:20
I love how his gun was "personalized" with the .50, grips, nightsights, and bobtail. :whistling:

I bet Alex is pleased that a tool....I mean "tactical fitness instructor" is giving his approval.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 15:38
I love how his gun was "personalized" with the .50, grips, nightsights, and bobtail. :whistling:

I bet Alex is pleased that a tool....I mean "tactical fitness instructor" is giving his approval.
Yeah, I noticed that about the "custom grips" BS. I guess he ordered my No Name too, since I got his "personalized" grips for mine too. What a *********. :rofl:

glock2740
01-23-2011, 15:40
Have you been pleased with your NN commander?
Two words. Hell Yeah! :supergrin: Great gun. I personally think that they are the best built 1911's on the market. Reguardless of price.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 15:42
I wouldn't be able to CCW that in Oklahoma:crying:
You can't tote a .50 in OU land? That's a crock. I'm gonna get Stoops on the horn and get this situation straightened out ASAFP! :)

bac1023
01-23-2011, 15:44
Wow. Great gun. And I never even knew that George Michael had a brother that was into guns. :rofl:


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

glock2740
01-23-2011, 15:47
I wouldn't be able to CCW that in Oklahoma:crying:
Well Okie, it's no jokie. Just found this ...

This is Oklahoma's statute. How stupid is this?

1290.6. Prohibited ammunition. Any
concealed handgun when carried in a manner
authorized by the provisions of the Oklahoma
Self-Defense Act, Sections 1 through 25 of this
act, when loaded with any ammunition which is
either a restricted bullet as defined by Section
1289.19 of Title 21 of the Oklahoma Statutes or
is larger than .45 caliber or is otherwise
prohibited by law shall be deemed a prohibited
weapon for purposes of the Oklahoma Self-
Defense Act. Any person violating the provisions
of this section shall be punished for a criminal
offense as provided by Section 1272 of Title
21 of the Oklahoma Statutes or any other applicable
provision of law. In addition to any criminal
prosecution for a violation of the provisions of
this section, the licensee shall be subject to an
administrative fine of Five Hundred Dollars
($500.00), upon a hearing and determination by
the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation that
the person is in violation of the provisions of this
section.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 15:48
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I actually laughed out loud when I posted that. :rofl:

Cerebrus
01-23-2011, 15:49
1290.6. Prohibited ammunition. Any
concealed handgun when carried in a manner
authorized by the provisions of the Oklahoma
Self-Defense Act, Sections 1 through 25 of this
act, when loaded with any ammunition which is
either a restricted bullet as defined by Section
1289.19 of Title 21 of the Oklahoma Statutes or
is larger than .45 caliber or is otherwise
prohibited by law shall be deemed a prohibited
weapon for purposes of the Oklahoma Self-
Defense Act. Any person violating the provisions
of this section shall be punished for a criminal
offense as provided by Section 1272 of Title
21 of the Oklahoma Statutes or any other applicable
provision of law. In addition to any criminal
prosecution for a violation of the provisions of
this section, the licensee shall be subject to an
administrative fine of Five Hundred Dollars
($500.00), upon a hearing and determination by
the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation that
the person is in violation of the provisions of this
section.
sounds rather similar to the laws in teh PRK when it comes to .50 cal..

bac1023
01-23-2011, 16:02
I actually laughed out loud when I posted that. :rofl:

He does look like GM a little bit. :animlol:

brisk21
01-23-2011, 16:06
Ehhhh, I'll stick with my .45ACP. And my comfortable, loose fitting clothes.

bac1023
01-23-2011, 16:22
Yeah, I'm not big on the 50GI either.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 16:27
Yeah, I'm not big on the 50GI either.
Yeah, but I wouldn't mind having one, if for nothing else, the cool factor. But they cost too much just for cool.

20South
01-23-2011, 16:31
Great find BAC - I was cracking up. Someone should send the link to Alex. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I guess it's good press...

GeorgiaRedfish
01-23-2011, 16:34
Great find BAC - I was cracking up. Someone should send the link to Alex. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: I guess it's good press...

Dang Quack no love given all your credit away

ajstrider
01-23-2011, 16:51
I have no comment on the gun, because I can not focus on it during this video. That is one cool dude, and I will from here on out, strive to be as cool he is. I started growing my mullet the second this video was finished playing on my computer. Anyone know where to buy Under Armor stuff at good prices?

I think the cross between Dog and Jersey Shore is a pretty accurate statement.

20South
01-23-2011, 16:55
Dang Quack no love given all your credit away

oops - thought BAC found this!

Great find QUACK!

bac1023
01-23-2011, 16:56
Dang Quack no love given all your credit away


:rofl:

Yeah, Don found that gem. :)

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 17:10
:rofl:

Yeah, Don found that gem. :)

Don probably is subscribed to his YouTube vids and has all of his tacticool fitness videos on VHS. :rofl:

Mr. Gekko
01-23-2011, 17:17
I am now ashamed to say I live in the same Phoenix Metro area he does.... :crying:

On the other hand, I could easily register for one of his tacticool classes. It looks like he's available thoughout the whole year..... :supergrin::rofl:

http://www.maricopatactical.com/maricopa-tactical-training/training-schedule/?month=feb&yr=2011

20South
01-23-2011, 17:19
Don probably is subscribed to his YouTube vids and has all of his tacticool fitness videos on VHS. :rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Quack
01-23-2011, 17:22
Here's one of his training classes.

http://assets.omniture.com/en/images/blogs/rex_kwon_do_1.jpg

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 17:23
Here's one of his training classes.

http://assets.omniture.com/en/images/blogs/rex_kwon_do_1.jpg

Wow, he accessorized that nicely. :rofl:

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 17:25
I bet its the only place on earth you can get your CHL and Zumba at the same time. :whistling:

glock2740
01-23-2011, 17:30
Here's one of his training classes.

http://assets.omniture.com/en/images/blogs/rex_kwon_do_1.jpg
:rofl::rofl::rofl:Classic post Quack. :)

GVFlyer
01-23-2011, 17:44
WTF? Who is this guy?

The only thing I could find on his "tactical" qualifications were a bit part in the 11th season of Knots Landing and the following endorsement for Nitro High Performance Fuel for Humans:

"John Scott's Nitro supplements are rock hard over the competition. The prohormone products Test2 and GH are by far the best on the market."

Ruggles
01-23-2011, 18:21
He is a wee bit over the top for my taste.

That being said he is just a guy trying to make a honest living selling his services so I really can not slam on him. I think he shot that .50 1911 fairly well, no ideal of the disatnce but for defensive shooting it would certainly get the job done,. That 1911 is nice I am sure but than .50 ammo is too expensive IMO for regular shooting. I do not know how someone would EDC that thing with those shredder grips, they look like they would tear up the body pretty good.

stukibuilt
01-23-2011, 18:32
Wow. That killed a few brain cells... Ha.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 18:51
He is a wee bit over the top for my taste.

That being said he is just a guy trying to make a honest living selling his services so I really can not slam on him. I think he shot that .50 1911 fairly well, no ideal of the disatnce but for defensive shooting it would certainly get the job done,. That 1911 is nice I am sure but than .50 ammo is too expensive IMO for regular shooting. I do not know how someone would EDC that thing with those shredder grips, they look like they would tear up the body pretty good.
I put the Shredders off of my GC NN onto my SS TRP. CC'd a few times and it wasn't bad at all. They are pretty rough/grippy grips for sure though.

http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac341/OU1911/TRPwithShredders001.jpg

ctfireman
01-23-2011, 18:53
I don't think i've ever seen .50GI ammo at any shop.

itstime
01-23-2011, 19:01
Here's one of his training classes.

http://assets.omniture.com/en/images/blogs/rex_kwon_do_1.jpg

Dang it Quack, you beat me to it. :rofl::rofl:

Ruggles
01-23-2011, 19:06
I don't think i've ever seen .50GI ammo at any shop.

Me either or at any shows.

http://www.ammunitiontogo.com/index.php/cName/pistol-ammo-50-gi?osCsid=9b1188e417bf55f213d21b7d1aba0d66

$1.70 per round is the cheapest :faint:

That would hurt after a few mags.

Reloading would surely be in order for that round.

glock2740
01-23-2011, 19:11
I don't think i've ever seen .50GI ammo at any shop.
I doubt you will. It's available at AmmoToGo and from GC though. We've got a gun shop in NW Ark that carries it, but then again, Alex's shop is in NW Ark, and that same shop also sells the .50GI slide conversions for Glock 20/21's as well. Been real tempted to get one for my G20, but it's really hard to justify, due to the cost of the ammo. Plus, I don't even think they make target ammo for it. All I've ever seen is SD ammo. Pretty pricey stuff.

SIGShooter
01-23-2011, 19:12
I had to stop after the karate chop re-holster thing. I couldn't sit through the whole video.

CAcop
01-23-2011, 19:19
The good news is that he won't be reproducing since he shrunk his nuts to the size of raisins with the roids.

Sarge43
01-23-2011, 19:22
I especially like the Zoolander "magnum" lip pose while shooting. It made me laugh. Also, the "we have a couple of double taps here" when pointing at two separate shots. :dunno:I like the pistol, but the Miami Vice meets cro magnon man reject should get a shave, have a shot of Jack, and sit down. :whistling::supergrin:

Nubbins
01-23-2011, 19:28
OMG thats too funny!!! Thanks Quack for the link and the laugh!!

nastytrigger
01-23-2011, 19:52
Everydays a gun show to him :strong:

KalashniKEV
01-23-2011, 19:57
I've never seen a video more begging for a Power Metal soundtrack...

Maybe I can re-edit his video in exchange for some training at his dojo...

http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/geekdad/images/2009/03/29/johnkreese.jpeg

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 19:58
"Sweep the leg, Johnny!"

rsxr22
01-23-2011, 20:00
I cant believe this is not a joke video. I wonder what the requirements for a training course are:
1911, 50 GI of course
holster
5 spare mags
UA heat gear cut off
UA heat gear running pants
UA underwear(heat gear, of course)
max bench of ATLEAST 405
gun lubricant
cleaning supplies
and... UA shooting gloves

KalashniKEV
01-23-2011, 20:05
I cant believe this is not a joke video. I wonder what the requirements for a training course are:
1911, 50 GI of course
holster
5 spare mags
UA heat gear cut off
UA heat gear running pants
UA underwear(heat gear, of course)
max bench of ATLEAST 405
gun lubricant
cleaning supplies
and... UA shooting gloves


You left one thing off the packing list:

TACTICAL MINDSET

(cue wailing guitars)

KalashniKEV
01-23-2011, 20:06
http://www.youtube.com/user/lonegunneraz#p/a/u/2/6O4nJYHqMJc

Sarge43
01-23-2011, 20:44
Oh, I totally forgot the uber fake, afterthought and posed scan for secondaries with an empty weapon with no attempt to reload. I believe I'da kept that one out of the video and just done another take. :whistling: I can guarantee you that he has never been in a live firefight. :tongueout:
Okay, I'm done, moving on...........
Sarge

Ruggles
01-23-2011, 20:54
Wow you guys are kinda brutal :rofl:

I really have seen worse on yourtube, who was that really young guy who wore the ski mask in his house the entire time when he was doing those videos on rifle and shotgun tactical use? Or that "Marine Sniper" guy posting video about his "sniper" new rifle, the one that could not tell us where he served as a sniper due to the secrecy of it? Those guys were way worse than this guy IMO. :rofl:

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 21:02
The "stop, drop, and roll before you fire" guys are still up there....that and the DEA brother that pops a cap in his foot after telling a classroom of kids that he's the only qualified person in the class to handle a firearm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADb3NyYlSA

gruntmedik
01-23-2011, 21:09
Dang, Quack beat me to the Rex-Kwon-Do, and Sarge beat me to the empty reholster chop thingy. I got nuthin.

Was that a scene from a B-movie? :rofl: :rofl:

thecableguy
01-23-2011, 21:17
Hey Sarge team maybe you should team up with this guy. You guys would make a killing. You make the Tactical Bullet Proof grips he does the Tactical classes and you both could do the Tactical Workout. It's a win win for everyone. :supergrin:

Sarge43
01-23-2011, 22:23
Hey Sarge team maybe you should team up with this guy. You guys would make a killing. You make the Tactical Bullet Proof grips he does the Tactical classes and you both could do the Tactical Workout. It's a win win for everyone. :supergrin:
Uh..........no. :supergrin:
Sarge

Hogpauls
01-23-2011, 22:41
The good news is that he won't be reproducing since he shrunk his nuts to the size of raisins with the roids.

I think I peed myself laughing so hard.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

stukibuilt
01-23-2011, 22:48
I especially like the Zoolander "magnum" lip pose while shooting. It made me laugh. Also, the "we have a couple of double taps here" when pointing at two separate shots. :dunno:I like the pistol, but the Miami Vice meets cro magnon man reject should get a shave, have a shot of Jack, and sit down. :whistling::supergrin:

Ha ha. I thought it was more like a Rambo first blood lip curl... I wonder if he teaches that?

MD357
01-23-2011, 23:08
Wow you guys are kinda brutal :rofl:

I really have seen worse on yourtube, who was that really young guy who wore the ski mask in his house the entire time when he was doing those videos on rifle and shotgun tactical use? Or that "Marine Sniper" guy posting video about his "sniper" new rifle, the one that could not tell us where he served as a sniper due to the secrecy of it? Those guys were way worse than this guy IMO. :rofl:

or.... a Nutsaremyfancy vid. :cool:

Hokie1911
01-23-2011, 23:14
or.... a Nutsaremyfancy vid. :cool:

I almost just pee'd myself...

:animlol:

Tank44
01-24-2011, 01:44
I just get a message that the video is private.

boomhower
01-24-2011, 07:16
I just get a message that the video is private.

same here

knedrgr
01-24-2011, 10:56
do not know how someone would EDC that thing with those shredder grips, they look like they would tear up the body pretty good.

Not when you have abs of steel! :rofl:

proactive
01-24-2011, 11:27
"Thanks for the advice. I will fire my trainer, quit the gym, and stop eating ASAP. Take it easy! MV" :rofl:

thecableguy
01-24-2011, 12:00
Not when you have abs of steel! :rofl:

He has to change out grips once a week because his abs wear the grips out. :rofl:

knedrgr
01-24-2011, 12:11
He has to change out grips once a week because his abs wear the grips out. :rofl:

those grips might be bullet proof, but not abs proof. :animlol:

Hokie1911
01-24-2011, 12:35
YESSSSSSSSS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k93ZNIFK-fk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Quack
01-24-2011, 15:46
That's not the same video.

Hokie1911
01-24-2011, 15:51
That's not the same video.

No sh1t. :rofl: He is however, wearing a lycra shirt and tacticool gloves.

http://www.concretebadger.net/images/funny-pics/captain-obvious-to-the-rescue.jpg

Hogpauls
01-24-2011, 22:30
Video went private huh? What are the chances he watched himself get flammed on a national level?

Hokie1911
01-24-2011, 22:35
Video went private huh? What are the chances he watched himself get flammed on a national level?

Perhaps secretly he is a member here? Maybe even a member that owns a TON of firearms, has an affinity for 1911s, that has yet to show is face in the "what do you look like" thread. Not naming names, but it's similar to bak1023. Hmmmmm. :whistling:

fistpoint
01-24-2011, 23:09
Perhaps secretly he is a member here? Maybe even a member that owns a TON of firearms, has an affinity for 1911s, that has yet to show is face in the "what do you look like" thread. Not naming names, but it's similar to bak1023. Hmmmmm. :whistling:

Could be. For what it's worth, the link someone posted a few posts ago he looks normal...but the original video linked was indeed absurd and he looked nothing like the other video. It may have in fact been done as a joke for his friends.

MD357
01-24-2011, 23:57
Could be. For what it's worth, the link someone posted a few posts ago he looks normal...but the original video linked was indeed absurd and he looked nothing like the other video. It may have in fact been done as a joke for his friends.

Normal if you're into metrosexual shooting.

Hokie1911
01-25-2011, 07:41
Normal if you're into metrosexual shooting.

Was half expecting him to reholster in a man-purse.





Sorry Deadite. :tongueout: