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01-28-2003, 11:57
The Top Ten Indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper HMO:

10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9. Directions to your doctor's office include: "Go left when you enter the trailer park."

8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.

7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage, is "An apple a day."

5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4. The line that reads "The patient is responsible for 200% of
out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.

3. The only expense that is covered 100% is embalming.

2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.

And the number One sign that you belong to a cheap HMO:

1. You ask for Viagra, and you get a Popsicle stick & duct tape.

01-28-2003, 23:07
Sounds like my plan!!!