lethal tupperwa
01-29-2003, 20:09
The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against
a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?"
The clerk says "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his
cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
laxative."
The owner goes "You idiot. You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives!"
And the clerk says "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough"
a wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the
wall?"
The clerk says "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his
cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
laxative."
The owner goes "You idiot. You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives!"
And the clerk says "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough"