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lethal tupperwa
01-29-2003, 21:14
Every week one of the Nuns placed a one thousand dollar bill in the
collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached
her.

"Sister," the priest said, "I couldn't help but notice that you put
$1,000 a week in the collection plate."

"Why, yes, Father," she replied. "Every week my son sends me money, and
what I don't need I give to the church."

"That's wonderful! How much does he send you?" asked the priest.
"Oh, $20,000 a week or so."

"Your son is very successful," said the priest. "What does he do for a
living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she said.

"That's quite an honorable profession," said the priest. "Where does he
practice?"

"Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno."

AC37
01-30-2003, 02:43
That's just wrong beyond words. ;i

Admiral Thrawn
01-30-2003, 09:35
hehehehe, very crafty! ;f

Ninja Monkey
01-30-2003, 16:00
The nun has a son?

Pack26
01-30-2003, 19:34
Mother must have coverted later in life.:)

MooseJaw
01-30-2003, 19:58
Yeah, but she still keeps 19 grand a week.. for what?? ;N

lethal tupperwa
01-30-2003, 20:44
bingo

MooseJaw
01-30-2003, 23:21
;i ;W ;2 BINGO

Now THAT's funny.. ;a

;S ;S