How to impress a man or a woman

[lethal tupperwa]

How to impress a woman.

Wine her,
Dine her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Buy her candles,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings (optional).

[toocool]

The first time I saw this, to impress a man you had to:

Show up naked, bring food, don't block the TV.

[David_G17]

how about bring glock and food?

[gwalchmai]

Originally posted by toocool
The first time I saw this, to impress a man you had to:

Show up naked, bring food, don't block the TV. Looks like we're becoming less demanding... ;)

[Steve Koski]

What about ammo?