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Mrs Glockrunner
02-11-2011, 05:59
A woman pregnant with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.


After the exam, she shyly said, "My husband wants me to ask you...,"


To which the doctor replies, "I know, I know," placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder."I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."


"No, that's not it," the woman confessed.


"He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

Bearlaker
02-11-2011, 06:30
LOL, thanks, I needed that.

kyletx1911a1
02-11-2011, 06:59
be kind and get her a riding mower

freespirit34
02-11-2011, 07:30
She forgot to ask how long she could continue to bring him his beer as well !!

kyletx1911a1
02-11-2011, 10:00
She forgot to ask how long she could continue to bring him his beer as well !!ohhh good call didnt think about that

fwm
02-16-2011, 14:01
My first wife insisted on mowing our large lawn.
After she finally left me, I realized she did it to get away from me for a while.