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MooseJaw
01-31-2003, 20:18
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> >One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming

> >pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the

> >bottom & stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him.

> >

> >She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

> >

> >When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic

> >act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the

> >hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

> >

> >When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have

> >good news & bad news. The good news is you're being

> >discharged because since you were able to jump in and save

> >the life of another patient, I think you've regained your

> >senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung

> >himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so

> >sorry, but he's dead."

> >

> >Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to

> >dry." >>

true believer
02-03-2003, 23:08
ouch....;P ;f ;f
bob