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Ender
02-16-2011, 19:31
I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that "old magic".

"Wow!" I thought...

"I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

She just giggled and said she was sure I would "rise to the challenge".

"Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to piss off.

raven11
02-16-2011, 19:33
:rofl:
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/8/4/538e4cd9-6be4-4fc4-ac1b-4c6ce307cad8.jpg

Scared_of_zombies
02-16-2011, 19:34
Nice. Tell em how its done.

Eyescream
02-16-2011, 19:34
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

redbaron007
02-16-2011, 19:36
:rofl: :supergrin: :rofl: :tongueout:

:wavey:

red

TrueGunNut
02-16-2011, 19:36
Gave me a good grin. Thanks! ;)

MrsKitty
02-16-2011, 19:43
See if I ever call you again. :miff:

HotRoderX
02-16-2011, 19:44
:rofl:wow well played sir

Cclass
02-16-2011, 19:46
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Hines57
02-16-2011, 19:48
Should have asked if she has a younger sister.

Shadyscott69
02-16-2011, 19:50
:rofl::rofl:

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/i-see-what-you-did-there/1/lolcatrenderer2aspxtopbiq7.jpg (http://www.funnyforumpics.com)

IndianaMatt
02-16-2011, 19:52
Talking to ex-girlfriends can only lead to trouble. Nothing good will come of it... ever.

Heckler&Koch
02-16-2011, 19:55
LOL! I'm stealing this.

Whitey1
02-16-2011, 19:57
LOL! I'm stealing this.

:rofl:
+1

baraco
02-16-2011, 20:04
:rofl: Just what I needed after a long and tiring day :rofl:

Pfunk
02-16-2011, 20:13
LMAO http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://insidetech.monster.com/nfs/insidetech/photos/0001/5607/LMAO.JPG%3F1208375386&imgrefurl=http://insidetech.monster.com/photos/list%3Fpage%3D6%26photo_search%255Bcategory_id%255D%3D7%26photo_search%255Border%255D%3Dtotal_thumbs _cache%26photo_search%255Bpage%255D%3D%26photo_search%255Bper_page%255D%3D32&usg=__U3aDBIITjH90AkKcpWd1o6F9XJU=&h=274&w=249&sz=12&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=CYE64FmtpAbPyM:&tbnh=159&tbnw=135&ei=yoNcTc-pIcH78Aa3h5mHDQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlmao%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D645%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C235&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1040&vpy=197&dur=630&hovh=219&hovw=199&tx=144&ty=76&oei=yoNcTc-pIcH78Aa3h5mHDQ&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:0&biw=1280&bih=645

silentpoet
02-16-2011, 20:16
Cool story bro.

McJohnny
02-16-2011, 20:17
:D

http://jsalmi.com/images/i-see.jpg

swinokur
02-16-2011, 20:22
when old GF'S call-run

the big head was doing the thinking. GOOD ON YOU

:beer:

G23c
02-16-2011, 20:33
funny.

furioso2112
02-16-2011, 20:36
saw it coming a mile away, but still liked it.

reminds me of a joke:

guy is trying to decide which of three women to marry. 1 is wealthy, kind, and adores him. Another is a great cook, will be a great mother, and dotes on him. the third is a trained masseuse, but is also a medical doctor, and loves him madly. So who does marry? the one with the biggest ***s, of course.

ANd another:

Guy says his new girlfriend has some problems - she a crack addict, prostitute, has 3 kids by different guys, has done some jail time, etc. He's worried about taking her home to Thanksgiving dinner - after all, how can he tell his parents she's a Democrat?

RyanSBHF
02-16-2011, 20:42
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

zagzig
02-16-2011, 20:47
Thanks for the laugh....very nice!

Jason D
02-17-2011, 17:45
For the blood of my gypsy mother, for this I will kill you.
That is the last time you ever insult my Sister!

shotgunred
02-17-2011, 18:01
Best response. Let a little time and you forget why you dumped her.

Another Miller
02-17-2011, 18:07
that's hysterical:rofl::rofl:

PBCounty
02-17-2011, 18:08
I like that pancake.

adv
02-17-2011, 18:09
A swing and a hit.

Nestor
02-17-2011, 18:17
She grew up a little bit and probably can't move anywhere on her own now.
Hard to find new love mate under such circumstances, so she called the one she knew from the past.
I guess, what I'm trying to say here is that "rise to the challenge" could have a whole new meaning for You.
Anyway :rofl:

Geeorge
02-17-2011, 23:55
http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww295/geeorge1/ThisThreadIsUseless.jpg

ATL Peach Girl
02-18-2011, 02:21
See if I ever call you again. :miff: He called you too huh?? heh!!

I was gonna say it was nice talking to you too Ender!!!

Ender's a playa!!! :supergrin::wavey:

Psychman
02-18-2011, 06:08
LOl. Good one! Thanks for the laugh.

Chad Landry
02-18-2011, 06:13
:supergrin:

ron59
02-18-2011, 09:23
I can usually see a joke coming.

Gotta say I thought this one was serious until that punchline.

Loved it.

Combatcomm
02-18-2011, 18:34
:rofl::rofl: