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02-02-2003, 07:54
Deep in the backwoods, the hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of night. The doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and told him to hold it high so the doctor could see what he was doing.

Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to out that lantern down. I think there's another one coming."

Sure enough, within minutes he deliveried a baby girl.

"No, no, don't be in such a great hurry to put that lantern down. It seems there's another one in there!" cried the doctor.

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' them?"