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Mrs Glockrunner
02-21-2011, 08:21
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected
by the tribe to go out and get something to eat.
They walked deep into the jungle and waited
by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The
son said, "Ooh dad, there's one."

"No," said the father. "There's not enough meat
on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really
fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty
big enough."

"No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart
attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely
gorgeous woman. The son said, "Now there's
nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive
and eat your mother."