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lethal tupperwa
02-02-2003, 18:58
A Soldier, a Sailor, an Airman & a Marine got into an argument about which
branch of the service was "The Best." The arguing became so heated the four
service men failed to see an oncoming truck as they crossed the street. They
were hit by the truck & killed instantly.

Soon, the four servicemen found themselves at the Pearly gates of Heaven.
There, they met Saint Peter & decided that only he could be the ultimate
source of truth & honesty. So, the four servicemen asked him, "Saint Peter,
which branch of the United States Armed Forces is the best?"

Saint Peter replied, "I can't answer that. However, I will ask God what He
thinks the next time I see Him. Meanwhile, thank you for your service on
Earth & welcome to Heaven." Some time later the four servicemen see Saint
Peter & remind him of the question they had asked when first entering
Heaven. The four servicemen asked Saint Peter if he was able to find the
answer. Suddenly, a sparkling white dove lands on Saint Peter's shoulder. In
the dove's beak is a note glistening with gold dust. Saint Peter opens the
note, trumpets blare, gold dust drifts into the air, harps play crescendos &
Saint Peter begins to read the note aloud to the four servicemen:


TO: All Former Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, & Marines


1. All branches of the United States Armed Forces are honorable & noble.

2. Each serves America well & with distinction.

3. Serving in the United States military represents a great honor warranting
special respect, tribute, & dedication from your fellow man.

4. Always be proud of that.

Warm regards,

GOD, USN, (Retired)

02-03-2003, 01:52
I do recall his son walked on water.....

02-03-2003, 06:05
Originally posted by larry_minn
I do recall his son walked on water.....

now THAT was funny...