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lethal tupperwa
02-03-2003, 11:18
Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to
all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the
spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to
have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump
organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on
top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a
condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely
Miss Bea had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could
resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me about this?" (pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking
downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it
would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a cold all