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lethal tupperwa
02-03-2003, 17:38
Two elderly women were out driving in a
large car, both could barely see over the dashboard. As they
were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The
stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in
the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I
could have sworn we just went through a red light."

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection.

The light was red, and again they went right through. This time, the
passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also
concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous and
decided to pay very close attention. At the next intersection, sure
enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through it.

She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh ****!

Am I driving?"

02-04-2003, 03:05
They must have been in Saint Petersburg, Florida.
Or Peachtree City, Georgia.