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02-28-2011, 19:57
So the bartender asked a Polar Bear hunter..."just how do you catch a Polar Bear?'

The hunter replies, "you cut a whole in the ice & you empty a can of green peas in a circle around the hole and hide. When the bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole!"

03-01-2011, 20:30
I apologize, I thought this was posted somewhere else.

Very sorry.

Angry Fist
03-02-2011, 01:57
GTDS to the rescue, Jay.... :rofl:

Cap your buddy in the knee with a .22, and when the polar bear chokes on him, you jump his ass... he won't know what hit 'em.

Global warming ain't gunna be on his list of **** to worry about. :supergrin: