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02-04-2003, 04:50
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to
his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector , " says the Coroner.

"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent
it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the C oroner, "this is the most unusual one -- Billy-Bob the
redneck from Alabama, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken."