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MooseJaw
02-06-2003, 19:43
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like,
> if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
> and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
> Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they grow up who they're
> going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get
> to find out later who you're stuck with.
> Kirsten, age 10
>
> 2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
> FOREVER by then.
> Camille, age 10
>
> No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to
> get married.
> Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)
>
> 3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
> yelling at the same kids.
> Derrick, age 8
>
> 4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids.
> Lori, age 8
>
> 5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to
> get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if
> you listen long enough.
> Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies and
> that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second
> date.
> Martin, age 10
>
> 6. WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
> the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in
> all the dead columns.
> Craig, age 9
>
> 7. WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEBODY
> When they're rich.
> Pam, age 7
>
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want
> to mess with that.
> Curt, age 7
>
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
> should
> marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
> to do.
> Howard, age 8
>
> 8. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one
> thing. I'm
> never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be
> all grossed out.
> Theodore, age 8
>
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
> need someone to clean up after them.
> Anita, age 9 (Bless you child)
>
> 9. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
> MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
> there?
> Kelvin, age 8
>
> 10. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
> like a truck.
> Ricky, age 10