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MooseJaw
02-06-2003, 19:45
> Love is grand;
> divorce is a hundred grand.
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> I am in shape.
> Round is a shape.
> *************************
> Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy
> beautician.
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> Never be afraid to try something new.
> Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built
> the Titanic.
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> Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so
> good.
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> Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
> ***************************
> Even if you are on the right track,
> you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They
> should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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> An optimist thinks that this is the best possible
> world.
> A pessimist fears that this is true.
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> There will always be death and taxes; however, death
> doesn't get worse every year.
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> In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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> Dijon vu --
> the same mustard as before.
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> I am a nutritional overachiever.
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> I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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> Practice safe eating --
> always use condiments.
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> A day without sunshine is like night.
> ***************************
> If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have
> in-laws.
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> It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
> but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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> The real art of conversation is not only to
> say the right thing at the right time,
> but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
> tempting moment.
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> Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
> live forever.
> ***************************
> Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
> Sometimes age comes alone.
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> Life not only begins at forty,
> it also begins to show.
> **************************
> You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you
> grow old because you stopped laughing
>

ChuteTheMall
02-06-2003, 23:20
A morning without coffee is like something without something else.


> ***************************
> Never be afraid to try something new.
> Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built
> the Titanic.
> ***************************
But don't blame the builders, credit the better Designer.