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MooseJaw
02-07-2003, 17:50
>These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
> > >romantic first line but least romantic second line for a valentine:
>
> > > >
> > > > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> > > > but I only slept with you because I was pissed.
> > > >
> > > > I thought that I could love no other
> > > > Until, that is, I met your brother
> > > >
> > > > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>
> > > > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar
> bowl's empty, and so is your head.
> > > >
> > > > Of loving beauty you float with grace
> > > > If only you could hide your face
> > > >
> > > > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
> > > > This describes everything you are not
> > > >
> > > > I want to feel your sweet embrace
> > > > But don't take that paper bag off of your face
> > > >
> > > > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
> > > > Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
> > > >
> > > > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
> > > > Marrying you has screwed up my life
> > > >
> > > > I see your face when I am dreaming
> > > > That's why I always wake up screaming
> > > >
> > > > My love you take my breath away
> > > > What have you stepped in to smell this way?
> > > >
> > > > My feelings for you no words can tell
> > > > Except for maybe "go to hell"
> > > >
> > > > What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> > > > Two parts vodka, one part lime.

riddler
02-07-2003, 19:32
I like it!