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Big Time
02-08-2003, 09:55
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store
> in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices
> a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money
>Back
> Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
>
> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
> whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
> The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
> carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
> home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes
> out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it
> says
> to do:
>
> 1. Take a shower.
> 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
> 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
> 4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
>
> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
> nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at
> this point. She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom
> of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions,
> please call the pet store."So, the girl calls the pet store. The man
> says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
>
> Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl
> welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the
> instructions and the damn thing just sits there."The man, looking very
> concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and
> sternly says:
>
> "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more
>time!"

Eddie C.
02-08-2003, 21:23
;i ;i ;i