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Mrs Glockrunner
04-26-2011, 12:19
A woman goes to the Doctor, with bruises on
her face.

The Doctor asks: "What happened?"

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what
to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk, he slaps me around."

The Doctor says: "I have a real good cure for
that. When your husband comes home drunk,
just take a glass of water and start swishing
it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but
don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is

Two weeks later the woman comes back to
the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: " Doctor that was a brilliant
idea! Every time my husband came home
drunk, I swished with water. I swished and
swished, and he didn't touch me! How does
the water do that?"

The Doctor says: " The water doesn't do a
thing it's keeping your mouth shut
that does the trick...."