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Mrs Glockrunner
04-27-2011, 06:14
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening
when the husband reached across the table, took
his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we
will be married 50 years, and there's something I
have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you
ever been unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest
with you.. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three
times during these 50 years, but always for a
good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession,
but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what
you mean by 'good reasons?'"

Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we
were married, and we were about to lose our little
house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do
you remember that one evening I went to see the
banker and the next day he notified you that the loan
would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I
can forgive you for that.. You saved our home, but
what about the second time?"

Martha asked, "And do you remember when you
were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay
for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to
see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did
the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save
my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now
tell me about the third time."

"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when
you ran for president of your golf club, and you
needed 73 more votes?"