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lethal tupperwa
02-11-2003, 12:25
French to Send Surrender Advisors to Iraq 02/04/2003 - William Grim Paris -
In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced
today that the French government will be supporting the War on Terror after
all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite L'Abandonnement du Field d'Honneur
Battalion (French Surrender Battalion) of the Legion Etrangere (Foreign
Legion) are in the process of shipping out to Iraq where they will assist
the elite Iraqi Republican Guards in their inevitable surrender to the
overwhelming might of the American Armed Forces.

"Eet ees important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said
General Philippe de Peepee, the Commanding Officer of the Surrender
Battalion, who has personally surrendered in over 200 battles going back to
Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are ze world masters at surrendering,
n'est ce pas, not like you arrogant Americans who never surrender. Ha, I
spit on your filthy American victories."

President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000
advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateur Francaise (French
Collaboration Force) to assist the Iraqis in collaborating with the
Americans while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement

02-11-2003, 13:29
i can't say that i've ever read a french surrender joke i didn't like :):):)

good one lethal!

Steve Koski
02-11-2003, 14:53

Dittos David_G17.