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Dragoon44
05-15-2011, 22:45
I'll start,

You just left one of your regular Friday and sat night stops, its a home with two dysfunctional idiots that cannot get along but refuse to get away from each other. You know that you will be back before the end of the shift and have to take one or both of these mouth-breathers to jail.

On have your way for a day, you would take your 10-8, drive a few blocks away and radio the station, " base, here are the target coordinates, fire for effect."

:cool:

CAcop
05-15-2011, 23:05
We had this wall at the main bus station in town where parolees would go hang out. I alwas wanted to throw a flashbang at their feet as I drove by. Now I would settle for birdshot to the legs off the ground in front of them.

blueiron
05-15-2011, 23:14
Be the last man in a search warrant team - let the team do their thing and after the festivities are done, take the issued M2 flamethrower and burn the hovel to the ground.

It would prevent recidivism in that residence and would allow the Barcalounger Boys to drive their pretty red truck and get some hose time in.

Bullman
05-16-2011, 03:53
I'll start,

You just left one of your regular Friday and sat night stops, its a home with two dysfunctional idiots that cannot get along but refuse to get away from each other. You know that you will be back before the end of the shift and have to take one or both of these mouth-breathers to jail.

On have your way for a day, you would take your 10-8, drive a few blocks away and radio the station, " base, here are the target coordinates, fire for effect."

:cool:

I was so there last night, too bad all I got to take with me was one. On my "have it my way day" I would drive to the airport, get in my personal Junkers Ju 87 "Stuka" dive bomber and turn the place into a crater. I just love that siren that screams when you put one in a dive:supergrin:

Vigilant
05-16-2011, 05:23
We are in a kinder, gentler age now. Lock 'em both up for life, work the crap out of 'em, and keep 'em from reproducing. That last part is one of the things I like most about incarceration. They can no longer multiply.

txleapd
05-16-2011, 05:25
I just be happy with being allowed, for one day, to slap anyone who I felt needed it... I would gladly stay up for 24 hours. :tbo:

Rohniss
05-16-2011, 05:34
I'd get a letter reassigning me from Corrections to Predator Drone Enforcement Division... The Drones would be armed with Hellfires of course...

Pepper45
05-16-2011, 06:36
A few 500 pound bombs would fix all the problems at a particular apartment complex.

DaBigBR
05-16-2011, 08:54
I had long suggested such a program for our dispatchers. Most said they would work 24 straight hours to take full advantage. It would just be a "say anything you want on the phone" day.

packsaddle
05-16-2011, 14:38
drive habitual scrotes to the county line and tell them "don't come back, ever".

Morris
05-16-2011, 14:58
I just be happy with being allowed, for one day, to slap anyone who I felt needed it... I would gladly stay up for 24 hours.

I'd be happy if it was just politicians.

And hack media "reporters."

Vigilant
05-16-2011, 15:06
I'd be happy if it was just politicians.

And hack media "reporters."

Remember, kinder, gentler. Think tar and feathers.

Patchman
05-16-2011, 15:11
I'd get a letter reassigning me from Corrections to Predator Drone Enforcement Division... The Drones would be armed with Hellfires of course...

I put in my request to our aviation wing for the Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) training. It'll be pretty cool wearing a pair of flyboy wings over the badge. :supergrin:

BamaTrooper
05-16-2011, 15:36
I would initiate a system of banishment.

Morris
05-16-2011, 15:36
Remember, kinder, gentler. Think tar and feathers.

Honey. Texas fire ant hill.

Bullman
05-16-2011, 15:38
Honey. Texas fire ant hill.

Kinky:supergrin:

Morris
05-16-2011, 15:43
Only if the duck gets his way.

Vigilant
05-16-2011, 15:45
Honey. Texas fire ant hill.

That thought came to mind as well.

JoeDanger
05-16-2011, 15:45
drive habitual scrotes to the county line and tell them "don't come back, ever".

:rofl:

I know someone who did this...then called the highway patrol and told them he checked on the "hitchhiker" and that he was OK...

Dragoon44
05-16-2011, 15:52
I would have Unannexted entire blocks and apartment complexes from the city. declaring them now to be in the county.

Only problem is then we would probably have to had laid off half the police force because there would be little to do. But at least they probably would be quickly ired by a suddenly overburdened S.O.

:rofl::rofl:

Dragoon44
05-16-2011, 15:55
drive habitual scrotes to the county line and tell them "don't come back, ever".

We used to do that all the time to the hobos and winos, now thugh they are "Homeless". and protected.

DaBigBR
05-16-2011, 16:06
We used to do that all the time to the hobos and winos, now thugh they are "Homeless". and protected.

They don't even call them "homeless" around here, they're "transient."

Morris
05-16-2011, 16:14
They don't even call them "homeless" around here, they're "transient."

Got you beat. Around here, they are WPR - without permanent residence. I wish I were joking . . .

1713
05-16-2011, 16:14
I think if every cop was given 1-2 rounds a month to use no questions asked the jail population would slowly but steadily fall, the welfare budget would shrink to nearly nothing, and the overall gene pool would improve so vastly that the next step in human evoluation would spontaneously trigger.

Dragoon44
05-16-2011, 16:46
They don't even call them "homeless" around here, they're "transient."

We just called them bums.

:wavey:

Dukeboy01
05-16-2011, 16:47
Make traffic stop in the middle of a bridge. Order driver at gunpoint to remove the keys from the ignition and throw them over the side. Reholster and drive away without another word.

wjv
05-16-2011, 16:48
They don't even call them "homeless" around here, they're "transient."

"Purchasable Voters"

Gos
05-16-2011, 17:47
We had a guy who was an absolute legend when it came to radio traffic. One of his more memorable radio exchanges went like this. Now keep in mind this was the third time in two nights he had to go to this location for the same domestic problem:

123 Radio, show me out at 456 appt #4,,, again.

124 Radio, reroute to back 123 from xyz road.

123 to 124 disregard. I'm code 4.

124 to 123, RGR. Copy code 4. Let me know if you need anything.

123 to 124, I could use one fast mover with napalm at this location. I'll let you know when I'm clear...

PROSOUTH
05-16-2011, 17:49
I've been to that house so many times the dog don't even growl at me anymore and has started to wag his tail when I pull onto scene.

I probably talk to him better than his owner does ..............

Gos
05-16-2011, 17:52
My first choice as king for the day would be to move in on a drug buy, leave the money just as I found it, then take all the meth and dump it in the first river I cross. Let the buyers and sellers explain to their first tier suppliers that:

"The cops came and took all your dope, left the money and just walked away without arresting anyone, that's how we lost all your dope."

Then just let nature take it's course...

nikerret
05-16-2011, 18:45
If I had my way for a day, none of us would have jobs tomorrow.

Hack
05-16-2011, 18:46
Sanitation project would I start. Deport all insurrectionists, and socialists, and elimininate all handout programs except for those where they would be made to work. Enrollment into drug programs, an would be required to learn home finance. Failure to comply would be met with harsh measures.

EOD3
05-16-2011, 20:00
You guys let me build your "dynamic entry" tools and I guarantee you'll NEVER have to go back to the same house again. :innocent:

razdog76
05-16-2011, 21:33
You guys let me build your "dynamic entry" tools and I guarantee you'll NEVER have to go back to the same house again. :innocent:

Flash-Boom?:supergrin:

I wish, at the beginning of the career you would be issued a five shot revolver, and five bullets to use with no questions asked.

Agent6-3/8
05-16-2011, 23:00
There used to be (well, still is but its not my problem anymore) a juvenile shelter that was a constant PITA. I always wanted to nuke it from orbit. (along with about 90% of the county)

Pepper45
05-17-2011, 06:17
Flash-Boom?:supergrin:

I wish, at the beginning of the career you would be issued a five shot revolver, and five bullets to use with no questions asked.
And the guys that had an objection to doing it themselves, could sell their revolver to a co-worker who wasn't burdened with feeling for the scrotes.

Mayhem like Me
05-17-2011, 07:20
Terms of use do not allow me to adequately express my true feelings on this matter, however the resturaunt scene from Kill Bill is a start..

OldCurlyWolf
05-17-2011, 07:43
You guys let me build your "dynamic entry" tools and I guarantee you'll NEVER have to go back to the same house again. :innocent:

Years ago a person made a remark about me and a house that had been severely damaged, nearly totally destroyed. Then he looked at me and said "No, it couldn't have been you, there wouldn't have been anything left if you had done it".:rofl:

I do not tend to do thing by half measures. :cool:

BamaTrooper
05-17-2011, 07:44
They don't even call them "homeless" around here, they're "transient."

If transient, they should be "passing quickly...through..." so I suppose you providing them a ride is helping them out.

MeefZah
05-17-2011, 07:49
Even given the partial anonymity a screen name provides, I cannot say what I would do if I were unrestrained for a day. I'm probably already on enough watch lists.

DaBigBR
05-17-2011, 09:19
If transient, they should be "passing quickly...through..." so I suppose you providing them a ride is helping them out.

They never leave. Our county is a destination for these people because of the social services we have. Most of the "experienced" bums (cops still call them bums) that I have talked to claim to have been all over the country. and we're the place they keep coming back to. They just built them a new shelter (or the PC term "emergency housing project"), so I'm sure we'll see a population increase.

doneroman
05-17-2011, 09:27
Our county would not be a "safe zone" for the undocumented.

EOD3
05-17-2011, 17:47
Years ago a person made a remark about me and a house that had been severely damaged, nearly totally destroyed. Then he looked at me and said "No, it couldn't have been you, there wouldn't have been anything left if you had done it".:rofl:

I do not tend to do thing by half measures. :cool:

IMO: If your going to blow one door, you might as well take them all out at the same time. Watch for flying goo. :wow: