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geminicricket
05-16-2011, 19:26
I got this from dude at work who got this from his Palestinian wife who got it from an Arab friend of hers:

George and Michael are walking across the desert.
George and Michael are hot, dusty, tired.
George and Michael see a mosque.

George says to Michael, "Look, a mosque!"
"Maybe we can get some help there!"
Michael says to George, "OK, but let's assume
muslim names. I'll be Muhammed."
George says to Michael, "No way! I'm George"

Arriving at the mosque, they are greeted by the imam.
The imam says, "sala'am alaikum, my name is Muhammed, can I help you?"
Michael says,"Sala'am, my name is Muhammed and this is my friend George."
The imam says, "Happy Ramadan Muhammed! George, step over here and get yourself something to eat."


(rimshot) Maybe we need a :rofl: in a dishdasha.

SouthpawShootr
05-16-2011, 20:01
I love it.:rofl:

raven11
05-16-2011, 20:04
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

jhoagland
05-16-2011, 20:07
I totally don't get it.


I think I'm prolly happy about that too.

Calico Jack
05-16-2011, 20:10
I totally don't get it.


I think I'm prolly happy about that too.

http://dontmesswithtaxes.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345157c669e20147e2a40132970b-800wi

bowbender7
05-16-2011, 20:10
This requires some translation

hpracing007
05-16-2011, 20:15
:rofl:

AlexHassin
05-16-2011, 20:15
lol thats good.

vtducrider
05-16-2011, 20:20
not bad :)

Detectorist
05-16-2011, 20:40
:rofl::cool:

THEPOPE
05-16-2011, 20:45
That was pretty good.........I always go to muslims when I want a great laugh....for they are durned funny pipple......


I am out.......see you in Hell, Usama......:cool:

GunHo198
05-16-2011, 20:47
I don't get it either...
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/lvgood/kiss-me_team-america-1.gif

AlphaTea
05-16-2011, 21:38
This is an Islamic funny,
It was the Ramadan fast, so Muhammad could not eat.
The Imam was still hospitable and offered the infidel something to eat.
If Michael had said his name was Michael he would have been offered food too.
The haha funny was basically "you tried to cheat Islam but you only cheated yourself"