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05-16-2011, 19:26
I got this from dude at work who got this from his Palestinian wife who got it from an Arab friend of hers:

George and Michael are walking across the desert.
George and Michael are hot, dusty, tired.
George and Michael see a mosque.

George says to Michael, "Look, a mosque!"
"Maybe we can get some help there!"
Michael says to George, "OK, but let's assume
muslim names. I'll be Muhammed."
George says to Michael, "No way! I'm George"

Arriving at the mosque, they are greeted by the imam.
The imam says, "sala'am alaikum, my name is Muhammed, can I help you?"
Michael says,"Sala'am, my name is Muhammed and this is my friend George."
The imam says, "Happy Ramadan Muhammed! George, step over here and get yourself something to eat."

(rimshot) Maybe we need a :rofl: in a dishdasha.

05-16-2011, 20:01
I love it.:rofl:

05-16-2011, 20:04

05-16-2011, 20:07
I totally don't get it.

I think I'm prolly happy about that too.

Calico Jack
05-16-2011, 20:10
I totally don't get it.

I think I'm prolly happy about that too.

05-16-2011, 20:10
This requires some translation

05-16-2011, 20:15

05-16-2011, 20:15
lol thats good.

05-16-2011, 20:20
not bad :)

05-16-2011, 20:40

05-16-2011, 20:45
That was pretty good.........I always go to muslims when I want a great laugh....for they are durned funny pipple......

I am out.......see you in Hell, Usama......:cool:

05-16-2011, 20:47
I don't get it either...

05-16-2011, 21:38
This is an Islamic funny,
It was the Ramadan fast, so Muhammad could not eat.
The Imam was still hospitable and offered the infidel something to eat.
If Michael had said his name was Michael he would have been offered food too.
The haha funny was basically "you tried to cheat Islam but you only cheated yourself"