View Full Version : This is just a bunch of baloney, if you ask me.
On the other hand, where's the beef?
" Man complains of being porked at border crossing, cops say that is Baloney"
U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers at Santa Teresa seized 385 pounds of the Mexican contraband meat from behind the seat of a pickup that stopped at the port on Friday.
Boy, that'll make one heck of a sandwich.........:rofl:
Can someone explain to me what 'Mexican contraband meat is'? lol
It's illegal to bring the bologna across the border because it's made of pork and has the potential to introduce foreign animal diseases into the U.S. pork industry.
I guess this is the perfect segue into something I've always wondered: So what kind(s) of meat(s) is bologna made from anyway?
Usually officers see one or two rolls of bologna -- not 35 as in this case. Officials say it was the largest bologna bust ever recorded at the Santa Teresa crossing.
But it was all for personal consumption. Really.
I have a buddy who is a CBP Officer at Detroit Metro Airport and he has some real horror stories about what people try to bring into the country as food. Truly disgusting stuff.
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