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goldenlight
05-18-2011, 10:25
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and
generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her ' little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and get me.'

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family.'


And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

JimBianchi
05-18-2011, 12:02
Lol!!!!!!!

Deployment Solu
05-18-2011, 12:14
That's funny right there!!!!

Glockdude1
05-23-2011, 10:56
:rofl: